Rdr4evr

48?! Holy shit, I think I'm at -353.

paddyjoe

ain't even had to whip out those hairy globes yet. nice, man.

paddyjoe

Damn......fuckin outed by another crazy canook..

JumpinJesus

I don't remember if sion ever said that the person with the most points is the winner.

In fact, I'd go so far as to say the person with around 8 points would be in the lead, since everthing is so random and all.

And seeing as how I have around 8 points, that should make me the winner.

I won't gloat, though, since many of you have posted some very worthwhile things. Be proud of the progress you've made and don't feel bad that my mediocrity is far superior.

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Sion

Jonsgirl: one point = 1 inch of lovebone. now now do the math and see what you get. +2
flyman: you might just be the best playa evah! let's see how you do in the playoffs. +2
Rdr4evr: your math is almost as faulty as the team you root for. +1
paddyjoe: ewwww...hairy globes...ewwwww. -1
paddyjoe: I get it. you are a post count padder named Joe. clever. +1
JumpinJesus: you are a wise man. but that doesnt necessarily make you right. +1


I now call time out. No more posts until I post the rules for the playoffs.

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Sion

the Sion's Rules game playoff rules

who's in:

1. anyone with a total point count that is an odd number is IN.
2. anyone with a total point count that, when added to 1, results in an odd number, is IN.
3. anyone with a total point count that is less than, or greater than, zero, is IN.
4. anyone with a total point count that cannot logically be a divisor, is IN.

-from this point forward, all point counts are reset to zero.

-the playoffs will continue until such time as I call an end to the game.

-at that time, all point counts will be multiplied by 7, then increased by 69. the resultant number shall then be divided by 33, rounded to the nearest whole integer, then squared. this shall be the final score of each player.

-the winner will be the player with a final score closest to, but not exceeding, some random number that I will post when I close the game.


clear enough? everyone ready?

PLAY BALL!!!!!

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JumpinJesus

This game reminds me of CalvinBall.

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God of Thunder

Number of points I have, divided by my age, plus my shoe size, multiplied by the number of planets in the system, plus the amount of times Flyman has smoked...today, factor in the number of rules Sion has given us...

Lets see...


Cool I think I made the playoffs.

Dancin days are here again

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Fly

wow!!!!!..............


*goes to smoke one just to see if he can figure out what the hell Sion just said,and wonder if his 48 points meant fuck all or what*


i fuckin' hate the playoffs.....i always lose...........


******must.........focus........*******

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JumpinJesus

So, is this like a wild card playoff or a penant playoff?

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Fly

yeah.......wtf eh?

and Sion...........

.....do you think if i put peanut butter on my johnson.....my new dog would lick it off?

she's only 3 mths old eh...............

well?


no need for points here,.........just wanna know what you think.

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JumpinJesus

Personally, I think sion lost count and was too lazy to go back and check.

*opinions expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect those of the poster. Poster takes no responsibility for any impugnity perceived.

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Sion

JumpinJesus: +2 Calvinball is the greatest game ever invented. this is a close second
GoT: welcome to the playoffs. +2 for Dancin Days
flyman: +1 for realizing the need for "state-dependent" learning.
JumpinJesus: this is a wild penant round car robin tournament style sudden death google elimination playoff. or something like that.
flyman: yes she would, most likely. +1 for being a sick fuck.
JumpinJesus: damn, yer smart. +3

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Fly

so... the peanut butter thing didn't go over well...........no details as of now.


i don't even do those crazy drugs.....i just smoke pot,......what the fuck was i thinking?



j/k....







*yeah sure fly.....you put the peanut butter on your johnson.........you fucking wierdo*

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Fly

...and thanx for the "sick fuck" comment eh..........i try.

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Rdr4evr

Sions thread is dying a slow and miserable death.....

Sion

flyman: +1. I dunno why. just because.
flyman: yer welcome. +1 for gratitude
Rdr4evr: I dont like your attitude. +2

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Charlatan

Flyman... not only are you suggesting beastiality you are doing it with minor...

...just getting clear on this...

...sorry did you say something about wingnut???

and I thought I was crazy with the can of tuna and my cat...

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Fly

don't tell anybody but......it's all a gag eh.......

although i did think about it

*heads off to find thread about a cat and can of tuna*

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Charlatan

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jwoody

The Jelly Babe.

Charlatan

Do you think this is what Doctor Who was talking about when he kept asking if people wanted a jelly baby?

Sure puts a whole new spin on things...

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Rdr4evr

JumpinJesus

I've been watching rdr4evr's post for the past 35 minutes now, and I have to say that the stupid wizard deserved it.

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Charlatan

Silly wizard... Dragons are for kids!

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Jonsgirl

Man, I'm behind in the playoffs.....but maybe that's a good thing. Well, let's see if I can catch up....

I heart Sion's lovebone!!!!

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Fly

holy........points written all over that.

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Charlatan

I don't know fly... he gave negative points to someone once for using "I heart..."... Of course, at that time it wasn't coming from a woman and it wasn't directed at Sion...

Could be a close call... Can't wait to see how it all plays out...

/waits with 'bated breath...

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Rdr4evr

It took you 35 min to figure that out? Automatic -35 points

Jonsgirl

My boss (who is a "happily married preacher") brought porn and restraints to Iraq.
Now, I can understand porn. Hell, *I* brought porn!! But, if you're a happily married, god fearing man, why would you bring restraints???

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Charlatan

Maybe he was hoping to tie one on...

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JumpinJesus

That puts me in the lead, right?

Sion?




Sion?

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Jonsgirl

I choose not to be a shark.

Unlesss I can be a sexy hooker shark. That might be fun. But not the crack whore, disease infected kinda of shark hooker. That would just be gross.

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Charlatan

I can remember when Choose Your Own Adventure Books first came out in the 70s... they were the coolest thing ever... I see that by volume 45 they got a bit esoteric in their story lines... That cover looks like a really bad (really great?) acid trip.

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Fly

for fucks sake Sion........get on the point totals eh...........like.....


WTF is that shit?.....leavin' us all hangin' man.


hey.....have you seen my johnson..........and don't lie man.....i know you have.



HELLO!!!!!!!!!!


there's a game goin' on here............

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Charlatan

I believe the joke is on us...

...and quit tempting Sion with your Johnson... it won't get you extra points...

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Fly

this is the johnson i was talkin' about you sicko............


*people have thier minds in the gutter i tell ya'*

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Charlatan

Sure it was...

Did you just rush off to Kinko's and print up that label or is that just a coaster from the bar you were at last night...


(nice guitar by the way... )

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Astrocloud

Who is winning and why?