the Sion's Rules game
 

you say something.

I give you points (or deduct them) as I see fit.

wanna play?

Sure...

The man with the black mustache has no apples, thought you should know as it might affect the game.

Neither the bee nor the flower has any idea what's really going on, but we're just as content to take the honey once they're done.

Something. (not much to this, is there?)

wrkime: +2

vorpal_rabbit: +4

vermin: +1

Twinkle twinkle, little Dan
born in Turkamenistan
Who's your mommy, who's your dad?
One is Doris, one is .. Vlad.
Twinkle twinkle, little Dan
born in Turkamenistan

(I know it's Turkmenistan, that doesn't rhyme as well)

spoiler cause it has the c word which may offend some of you youngins

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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!

Will you give me a lot of points please?

mmm points! Yummy!

lite campfire: +2

Latch: +1

Rdr4evr: -1 (for points whoring and being a Raiders fan)

Sticky: +1

I was sure that I would loos points.

Thanks <b>Sion</b>

Still hungry though.

imagine if you will:

Bob barker on fire running through the streets on downtown detroit smashing car windshields with his forehead.
Along side of him is a midget clown named henry. Henry repeatedly defecates in his hand and throws it an unsuspecting mothers.

The only points I have are the ones on my head... care to count them?

So, I was just browsing a christian site (because, you know, the internet can save my soul- just like god fearing fanatics) and saw a section titled 'Michael Moore is a Big Fat Liar.'
Apparently, Michael Wilson "the decided it was time to donate time and energy to someone they call "the most Evil man alive, and possible anti-Christ."

Good thing those christians forgive and love thier fellow man, right?

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Communism.

Cats.

Halo 2.

Chinese pancakes.

Sion sucks.

Damn, -1? that's fucked up......I hate school, it is killing all my free time.

my penis was green........and i didn't understand.


*bonus points for you Sion if you figure that one out*

flyman should get negative points for producing some crazy ass riddle. I would never do something like that, Sion. I would however patronize and placate as necessary to increase my overall points total.

dude.....it's a song...........


(how's the house deal comin' man?)

flyman, when I don't know something I turn to derisiveness and belittlement as a coping mechanism. :)

House deal is a deal! WOO HOO!

Sticky: +2 just because your happy
ruggles: +10 for the mental image
Charlatan: +5 for self-deprecation
Jonsgirl: +10 for the nice jab at the religious fanatics
Sticky: +5 for cleverness
Stiltzkin: +1 (+2-1=+1) I dont like one of the three
Latch: +2 for Chinese food
Munku: 0 = +3 for balls, -3 for content
Rdr4evr: +1 for going to school
flyman: +2 (no idea what that's about)
wrkime: -2 for sucking up
flyman: +1 for saying "dude"
wrkime: +3 for honesty

Ahh... abitrary point-giving... is there any greater feeling of power? Well, yeah, there is... but you take what you can get.

umm... boobshoe... or something

well fuck me gently with a chainsaw....

i like belittlement too eh:thumbsup:

I felt a great disturbance of the Force....then I went to the bathroom.

Dude, I felt that distrubance all the way over here, Fremen!! I hope it worked out for you.

Barbra Bush nude.
Ashlee Simpson rocks!
The Ten Commandments should be tatooed on everyone's forehead.
Tsunamis kick ass!
Nuclear weapons are like the adopted child you haven't molested yet.

(as you can see, I'm going for negative points)

vorpal_rabbit: +2 for perception
Zephyr66: +1 for...um...boobs
flyman: +3 for a cool expression
Fremen: +1 just because
Jonsgirl: +1 for "dude"
vermin: +5 for trying to manipulate me for negative points

In my nightly trek through the wild and sometimes terrible jungles of the internet, I have stumbled across something that I feel I must inform you fellow adventurers of.

No, it is not lost treasures or exotic warrior princesses who are remarkably docile and disease free. Oh, but how I wish it was!!!

(please note that I have taken appropriate "steps" so as not to offened any "normal and perfectly non-freakish" readers out there in cyber-land. For those of you who do not offend please insert a suitable comment of your choice into the quotations.)

I have risked life, limb and eyesight (ok, so really only eyesight and the small part of my memory I will have to purge with a very strong tequila) to bring you this information! I have found what is quite possibly the strangest collection of "people" ever.
Not like the internet isn't full of them, but I had to search long and hard (kinda) for this "extra special" group.
Ok, so we all know about furries. Those "oh-so-cute" guys and gals that run around wanting to be something they aren't -just like the rest of the universe.
But these "fine" folk want fur also, so they get their own speical name, and in a few years, probably their own tax-deductable cult status.
Now this new group, while still a blossoming sub-culture, is "unique" enough that I decied it needed further study.
I "proudly" present to you:

BOYTAURS

boy·taur \'boi-tawr\ n 1 : a guy with four (or more) legs 2 : a guy with any of a variety of multilimb or other transformations 3 : a guy who enjoys the company of boytaurs, and is thus a boytaur in spirit

Now, most of these "sexually free" individuals choose to express thier "love for mythology" by creating fiction, art, and other "highly recommended" creative things about cetaurs. But there are some purisits out there who like nothing better than a "normal" four legged, two torsoed, six armed, heavily muscled and well oiled man.

Sion! That's a bunch of crap! You can't give points for balls and then take away points for content because there'd be no such thing as points for balls! You can't get balls points unless it's bad content! This game is a sham! It's on the same level as those carnie games! Boycott Sion!

an interesting thing about SION is that he has managed to keep the same avatar the whole time he's been at the TFP (i don't remember any other av apart from the Clockwork Orange one).

You dont remember mine?! I've had mine forever too! Changed it twice but always came back! MEANY! Suckup! Down with Sion!

Sion plays favorites; therefore this entire thread is void.

of course i remember your different Avs munky, they were all brilliant... but your regular av has never been the same since you changed your custom title to 'bundy calls me munky'...

i heart munky...

I dont get this game.

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.
-Blaise Pascal

Or how about, "Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!"

you ever heard the story, of mister faded glory
say he who rides the pony must someday fall
i been talkin to my alter it says life is what you make it
and if you make it death well rest your soul away, away, away