spidergator pie be piled eye high
when ask old guy
he slap his thigh
say my my
good spidergator pie

Sion backwards is Nois. No is... .....s-s-spooky....
He trying to tell us something?

I pointedly wish to make a point here by scoring points... do you get my point?


...stop staring pointedly at my head.

i see your point but.......if you combed your hair differently,no one would notice

Meanwhile...

I have ventured far into the realms of the "web" to bring you... nothing.


I got nuttin. The internet is dead. And boring.

Or, I'm having a bad day and don't have time to wade though the stagnant tide pools of humanity to bring you the pebbles of wisdom that you deserve.

I must go flog myself for my betrayal of your trust.

Or, sleep.

since this game really has no rules, can I win with 1 point?

What is the point of this pointless exercise?

I suppose it is to watch Jonsgirl flog herself...

Alright...seems like Sion hasn't been here for a while...I now take over, and y'all have 1,534,82,331,098 points.

Dont forgot to subtract 50 for my bad content!

Derisiveness: mocking; jeering.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and charlatans excite me......

nudity....

How am I going to compete with that... give an voyeur his due...

Your "ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies" thread was the best EVER!!!!


(my blatent suck up should net me negative points, I'm sure)

Jonsgirl: +1 for the education, -2 for telling me about something I didnt want to know
Munku: -1 my game, my rules - dont like it? dont play
bundy: +2 for being correct. this is the only avatar I've ever used here
Munku: +1 for avatar. I never noticed another one for you
Rdr4evr: -1 only I (or a mod) can void this thread
bundy: -1 for saying "I heart ___". I hate that shit.
Astrocloud: +1 for honesty
TexanAvenger: +5 for the great quotes
flyman: +2 if you tell me where that came from
lite campfire: +2 mmmmmmm pie
Fremen: +1 nice try, but no hidden messages there
Charlatan: I pointedly give you +1 point
DEI37: -5 for trying to usurp my point giving powers
Munku: +2 just because I felt like it
Stiltzkin: +1 for the big word
Jonsgirl: +3 for being kinky
bundy: +2 nudity is good
Charlatan: +1 but remember, this is only an exhibition, not a competition. Please, no wagering
monkeydriven: +3 for accuracy of the blatant suckup. -1 for sucking up

please give me negative points.
i keep my poop in a jar

I only seem to attain negative points, and to top it off, I can't even come up with anything creative. Sad? Yes. Do I care? No. But I must continue on.

I Ukeki Ke Hawaiana Name Konuwekeli

Spoiler:
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The name I was converted to Hawaiian as I.
The name used was converted to Hawaiian as Ukeki.
The name the was converted to Hawaiian as Ke.
The name Hawaiian was converted to Hawaiian as Hawaiana.
The name name was converted to Hawaiian as Name.
The name converter was converted to Hawaiian as Konuwekeli.
http://www.pressanykey.com/cgi-bin/c...an.cgi?convert

This game is the best...

waste of my time.



/goes back to filing the points on his head.

This game would be better with parting prizes. You know, like when the guy on Jeopardy finishes 2nd with $35,000 he gets a toaster oven? Like that.

A brother typewriter like you'd win on that game show of game shows... Definition! Quality Canadian programming!

/me gives averett a toaster oven

it's a mother lovebone song........crown of thorns.....download it man......great tune.

you ever hear the story of mr. faded glory?
say he who rides a pony must someday fall
i was talkin' to my alter
says life is what you make it
and if you make it death well rest your soul away
away, away...
it's a broken kind of feeling
she'll have to tie me to the ceiling
a bad moon's comin' better say your prayers
i wanna tell you that i love you
but does it really matter?
i just can't stand to see you dragging down again
again, again...
so i'm singing
and this is my kinda love
it's the kind that moves on
it's the kind that leaves you alone, yeah
this is my kinda love
it's the kind that moves on
it's the kind that leaves me alone
i used to treat you like a lady
now you're a substitute teacher
this bottle's not a pretty, not a pretty sight
i owe the man some money so i'm turnin over honey
ah mr. faded glory is once again doin' time, yeah
this is my kinda love
it's the kind that moves on
it's the kind that leaves me alone, yeah
this is my kinda love
it's the kind that moves on
it's the kind that, it's the kind that...
leaves me alone
like a crown of thorns, it's all who you know
so don't burn your bridges cause someday, yeah
so i'm singing
this is my kinda love
it's the kind that moves on
it's the kind that leaves me alone, yeah
this is my kinda love
it's the kind that moves on
it's the kind that
leaves me alone
don't burn your bridges...



so do i get my 2 points now or what?

Motherlovebone... that's just too fun to say over and over...

Many men nickname their penis, but none as vividly as this.

I'm watching "Charmed" right now and I'm a 35 year old man.

Puedo decir algo en español?

Jesus was a liberal Jew.

i just hafta say....in my own defence.....this is outta text folks.......

read my original post further up and you'll see,it's all slander i say.


*that fuckin' joe is a tough bastard to shake*
:D

ruggles: +2 for pooping in a jar
Rdr4evr: +2 for perseverance in the face of futility
Sticky: +a2a Polu Kolu Lanuake Konuwekeli
Charlatan: + 22/7 for making me wonder
Averett: parting gift of +10 - that means you are finished playing. hope you had fun.
Charlatan: +3 for the contradiction in terms
ruggles: +5 for generosity
flyman: +2 for the answer. +4 for the entire lyrics
Charlatan: +1 for stating the obvious
paddyjoe: +3 for perception
JumpinJesus: +5 for being embarrassingly honest
Fantasma: +2 for knowing spanish (+2 more if you translate that for me)
TexanAvenger: +2 just because I dont know what that means or how to take it
flyman: +5 for shakin' tough bastards

All hail Sion!! All points given last round were positive! Shiver me timbers, he's a benevolent soul...AAAARRRRRRR!

HEY! Somebody wet my pants...WTF. All warm and...aww crap, I peed myself. Damn pirate talk. This happens every time.

**lucidity slowly creeping back**

Hey, look over there!! /me runs away

wrkime: -1 for pointing out my little secret. -1 for wetting yourself. +3 for pirate talking.

Battle of the Century: Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Robots

<b>Charlatan</b>, new avatar.

what are the point totals sion?

what the fuck kinda game are you running here?

are you communist?

i once masturbated to animal planet
and by once i mean nightly and by animal planet i mean nude pictures of barbara bush.

Latch: +5 great idea, but -1 for forgetting the dinosaurs
Sticky: -1 for the new avatar (it should be animated in my opinion)
ruggles: -1 for not keeping your own score. -1 for questioning the game. -1 for thinking I'm a commie. +4 for the revelation

Where is afraidofninjas when you need him?

QUE CHINGADOS

this game sucks

give me 1000 negative points please

i hate emmanuel lewis because hes small

Is there anything better than a good dinner roll slathered with butter?

If I lost points for <b>Charlatan</b>'s avatar. Maybe I should try this:

<b>bundy</b>, nice avatar.