I'd love to flog you but Sion has already forbidden it... I don't want to be banned from this thread...

*sigh*

Alas! I knew it was too fragile a dream that I dreamed. Charlatan, how I do but mourn for the flogging we will now never share!
Now I must needs persecute myself in a manner as yet untried.
Ahhh, but what, dear brothers?

Ohh My God....negative points!!!!!


*sigh*

I'm hurtling toward mediocrity

/stands in line to help flog Jonsgirl



more great lyrics:

New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team.

Dearest Jonsgirl... While I may not flog you here... as per the almighty Sion's wishes... I *can* flog you elsewhere...

paddyjoe... hurtling towards?

dude.........you're so far past mediocrity,that you're damn close to hittin' pathetic.........



GET A FUCKING GRIP MAN



YOU CAN SURPASS THIS SAD STATE THAT YOU'RE IN........BE BRAVE JOE


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I'm sorry, I cheated on all of you. I just posted on the humor board.

I feel dirty.

I have a flogger thing, but it's covered in barbecue sauce.

sion said no flogging. Don't you read the posts?

I never said anything about flogging. I just said I had a flogger thing. Please do not impugn my integrity.

flyman: +5 for flaunting the assness that is you
Charlatan: +1 for Butthead impersonation. but dont do it anymore, k?
Jonsgirl: +3 for self-flagellation
Charlatan: -2 for incorrect facts. I NEVER forbade flogging.
Jonsgirl: +1 for mourning a missed flogging
paddyjoe: +3 for mediocrity (it is SO underrated)
GoT: +3 for "Money"
Charlatan: +1 for sneakiness. +1 for the implication of "hurtling towards?" (I'd say mired in, myself)
flyman: +3 for grippage
Sticky: +1 for being dirty
JumpinJesus: +2 for conversing with yourself

NOTE: I just realized that I overlooked some posts on page 2. My apologies to those who may have felt marginalized by that oversight. I will now award double points for those posts as a measure of recompense:

flyman: +4 for an astute observation (about the hair combing)
Jonsgirl: +10 for "to wade though the stagnant tide pools of humanity to bring you the pebbles of wisdom"
Zephyr66: +4 for catching on. oh and the answer to your question can be found by delving the utmost depths of quantum mechanics as it relates to entropy theory.
Charlatan: +2 for wanting to watch Jonsgirl in an act of self-flagellation

ok, now that THAT is taken care of, we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

GAME ON!

I am the all-being, master of time, space and dimension.

Rdr4evr: You are NOT. If you were, you'd know how to capitalize the title. -3

FUCK! I KNEW THE CAPS WOULD PUT ME IN THE NEGATIVE POINTS, YET I STILL DIDN'T CHANGE IT.

Too late now Rdr4evr... now you are just shouting...

/covers his ears.

Point me!!!

<b>Averett</b>, we are all pointing at you.

Hey guys, come on...point with me.
c'mon guys.


Ok I am pointing at you.

Aww.... is it cause I started a thread that became a sticky to add to those other Tilted Nonsense stickies?

Sorry guys!

but it does kinda make me feel special and stuff

You are special Averett... Just keep telling yourself that it will be true... Hell if it worked for Mr. Stinky it can work for you!

I am special. I am special. I am pretty and special!

Hey, <b>Averett</b>, I did not even notice that until you mentioned it.

We are all special, that is why we are here on the nonesense board.
Well most of us are special.

Alright, some of us are speacial.

OK, to be honest, only <b>Sion</b> is speacial.

<font size="1">let's see what that gets me</font>

yeah.....lttle bus ride to school kinda special...........



*wingnuts*





http://www.megalowrider.com/megalowr...arge/D9042.jpg

I remember when this place was all fields.

GO PATRIOTS!!!!!!

Damn Stinky (I will make this nickname stick) what is with all the sucking up? Why don't you just ask Sion if you can get on your knees for him...

Averett... just noticed your sticky... Wow, you've made the big time...


(I'm just glad none of us who posted on that thread got banned...)

Who posted in that thread?

didn't see nothin'......didn't hear nothin'.......don't know nothin'.......





*10 bucks says joe will turn this around on me*

This should result in automatic banning from this thread.

...or at least fair game for continous mocking...

Go Redwings!!!


That out to deflect some of the mocking :thumbsup:

mocks all.........................

Not really... it just gives us more mocking to do!

a pair of fuckin' knee pads man.........


http://ace.imageg.net/graphics/produ...1040038reg.jpg

Ahh jeez...you got me all wrong.

I love you man!!!!!

hehehe...dumb as a bone

a lovebone

*couldn't fuckin resist*






carry on

enough already... we *all* get that paddyjoe *loves* flyman's lovebone...

...and that he can't resist it.


:lol:

Rdr4evr: -1 for shouting.
Charlatan: +1 for ear coverage
Averett: +5 for nice double entendre
Sticky: +1 for pointing (though to be fair, you are pretty much ALWAYS pointing at something, being a stickman and all)
Averett: +2 for special stuff
Charlatan: +1 Mr. Stinky, hehehe
Averett: +1, pretty special
Sticky: +2 for noticing how "spayshul" I am
flyman: +1 for short bus reference, +1 for wingnut pics
jwoody: +3 for non-sequitor
Fantasma: -3 for going Patriots
Charlatan: +1 for absolutely no reason at all
Sticky: 0 points (a Sion's Rules game first)
flyman: +2 for admitting what we all knew about ya
Rdr4evr: -1 for thinking I would ban someone, when it's much funner to give them neg. points
Charlatan: +2 for getting the point
GoT: Redwings...meh...-1
flyman: +2 for mall-mocking
Charlatan: +1 for more mocking
flyman: +2 for knee pads
paddyjoe: +2, but you're NOT getting my Bud Light
paddyjoe: +2 for three consecutive posts
Charlatan: +1 for seeing the obvious

So many points, so little time. But I think there might be more lovebones than points being waved around here.

so i added my points........i'm clearly sittin' in the drivers seat here.......

48 bad boy points right fuckin' here baby.

any one else wanna add up and see where they stand?

and no sense in bullshittin' your score cuz,you only look BAD for bullshittin' when i check if you're bullshittin' or not.

now that i'm winnin'..........



BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!


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