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the Sion's Rules game
you say something.
I give you points (or deduct them) as I see fit. wanna play? |
Sure...
The man with the black mustache has no apples, thought you should know as it might affect the game. |
Neither the bee nor the flower has any idea what's really going on, but we're just as content to take the honey once they're done.
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Something. (not much to this, is there?)
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wrkime: +2
vorpal_rabbit: +4 vermin: +1 |
Twinkle twinkle, little Dan
born in Turkamenistan Who's your mommy, who's your dad? One is Doris, one is .. Vlad. Twinkle twinkle, little Dan born in Turkamenistan (I know it's Turkmenistan, that doesn't rhyme as well) |
spoiler cause it has the c word which may offend some of you youngins
Spoiler: There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it! |
Will you give me a lot of points please?
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mmm points! Yummy!
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lite campfire: +2
Latch: +1 Rdr4evr: -1 (for points whoring and being a Raiders fan) Sticky: +1 |
I was sure that I would loos points.
Thanks <b>Sion</b> Still hungry though. |
imagine if you will:
Bob barker on fire running through the streets on downtown detroit smashing car windshields with his forehead. Along side of him is a midget clown named henry. Henry repeatedly defecates in his hand and throws it an unsuspecting mothers. |
The only points I have are the ones on my head... care to count them?
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So, I was just browsing a christian site (because, you know, the internet can save my soul- just like god fearing fanatics) and saw a section titled 'Michael Moore is a Big Fat Liar.'
Apparently, Michael Wilson "the decided it was time to donate time and energy to someone they call "the most Evil man alive, and possible anti-Christ." Good thing those christians forgive and love thier fellow man, right? |
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Communism.
Cats. Halo 2. |
Chinese pancakes.
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Sion sucks.
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Damn, -1? that's fucked up......I hate school, it is killing all my free time.
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my penis was green........and i didn't understand.
*bonus points for you Sion if you figure that one out* |
flyman should get negative points for producing some crazy ass riddle. I would never do something like that, Sion. I would however patronize and placate as necessary to increase my overall points total.
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dude.....it's a song........... (how's the house deal comin' man?) |
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House deal is a deal! WOO HOO! |
Sticky: +2 just because your happy
ruggles: +10 for the mental image Charlatan: +5 for self-deprecation Jonsgirl: +10 for the nice jab at the religious fanatics Sticky: +5 for cleverness Stiltzkin: +1 (+2-1=+1) I dont like one of the three Latch: +2 for Chinese food Munku: 0 = +3 for balls, -3 for content Rdr4evr: +1 for going to school flyman: +2 (no idea what that's about) wrkime: -2 for sucking up flyman: +1 for saying "dude" wrkime: +3 for honesty |
Ahh... abitrary point-giving... is there any greater feeling of power? Well, yeah, there is... but you take what you can get.
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umm... boobshoe... or something
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well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.... i like belittlement too eh:thumbsup: |
I felt a great disturbance of the Force....then I went to the bathroom.
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Dude, I felt that distrubance all the way over here, Fremen!! I hope it worked out for you.
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Barbra Bush nude.
Ashlee Simpson rocks! The Ten Commandments should be tatooed on everyone's forehead. Tsunamis kick ass! Nuclear weapons are like the adopted child you haven't molested yet. (as you can see, I'm going for negative points) |
vorpal_rabbit: +2 for perception
Zephyr66: +1 for...um...boobs flyman: +3 for a cool expression Fremen: +1 just because Jonsgirl: +1 for "dude" vermin: +5 for trying to manipulate me for negative points |
In my nightly trek through the wild and sometimes terrible jungles of the internet, I have stumbled across something that I feel I must inform you fellow adventurers of.
No, it is not lost treasures or exotic warrior princesses who are remarkably docile and disease free. Oh, but how I wish it was!!! (please note that I have taken appropriate "steps" so as not to offened any "normal and perfectly non-freakish" readers out there in cyber-land. For those of you who do not offend please insert a suitable comment of your choice into the quotations.) I have risked life, limb and eyesight (ok, so really only eyesight and the small part of my memory I will have to purge with a very strong tequila) to bring you this information! I have found what is quite possibly the strangest collection of "people" ever. Not like the internet isn't full of them, but I had to search long and hard (kinda) for this "extra special" group. Ok, so we all know about furries. Those "oh-so-cute" guys and gals that run around wanting to be something they aren't -just like the rest of the universe. But these "fine" folk want fur also, so they get their own speical name, and in a few years, probably their own tax-deductable cult status. Now this new group, while still a blossoming sub-culture, is "unique" enough that I decied it needed further study. I "proudly" present to you: BOYTAURS boy·taur \'boi-tawr\ n 1 : a guy with four (or more) legs 2 : a guy with any of a variety of multilimb or other transformations 3 : a guy who enjoys the company of boytaurs, and is thus a boytaur in spirit Now, most of these "sexually free" individuals choose to express thier "love for mythology" by creating fiction, art, and other "highly recommended" creative things about cetaurs. But there are some purisits out there who like nothing better than a "normal" four legged, two torsoed, six armed, heavily muscled and well oiled man. |
Sion! That's a bunch of crap! You can't give points for balls and then take away points for content because there'd be no such thing as points for balls! You can't get balls points unless it's bad content! This game is a sham! It's on the same level as those carnie games! Boycott Sion!
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an interesting thing about SION is that he has managed to keep the same avatar the whole time he's been at the TFP (i don't remember any other av apart from the Clockwork Orange one).
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You dont remember mine?! I've had mine forever too! Changed it twice but always came back! MEANY! Suckup! Down with Sion!
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Sion plays favorites; therefore this entire thread is void.
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of course i remember your different Avs munky, they were all brilliant... but your regular av has never been the same since you changed your custom title to 'bundy calls me munky'...
i heart munky... |
I dont get this game.
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Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.
-Blaise Pascal Or how about, "Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!" |
you ever heard the story, of mister faded glory
say he who rides the pony must someday fall i been talkin to my alter it says life is what you make it and if you make it death well rest your soul away, away, away |
spidergator pie be piled eye high
when ask old guy he slap his thigh say my my good spidergator pie |
Sion backwards is Nois. No is... .....s-s-spooky....
He trying to tell us something? |
I pointedly wish to make a point here by scoring points... do you get my point?
...stop staring pointedly at my head. |
i see your point but.......if you combed your hair differently,no one would notice
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Meanwhile...
I have ventured far into the realms of the "web" to bring you... nothing. I got nuttin. The internet is dead. And boring. Or, I'm having a bad day and don't have time to wade though the stagnant tide pools of humanity to bring you the pebbles of wisdom that you deserve. I must go flog myself for my betrayal of your trust. Or, sleep. |
since this game really has no rules, can I win with 1 point?
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What is the point of this pointless exercise?
I suppose it is to watch Jonsgirl flog herself... |
Alright...seems like Sion hasn't been here for a while...I now take over, and y'all have 1,534,82,331,098 points.
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Dont forgot to subtract 50 for my bad content!
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Derisiveness: mocking; jeering.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and charlatans excite me......
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nudity....
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Your "ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies" thread was the best EVER!!!!
(my blatent suck up should net me negative points, I'm sure) |
Jonsgirl: +1 for the education, -2 for telling me about something I didnt want to know
Munku: -1 my game, my rules - dont like it? dont play bundy: +2 for being correct. this is the only avatar I've ever used here Munku: +1 for avatar. I never noticed another one for you Rdr4evr: -1 only I (or a mod) can void this thread bundy: -1 for saying "I heart ___". I hate that shit. Astrocloud: +1 for honesty TexanAvenger: +5 for the great quotes flyman: +2 if you tell me where that came from lite campfire: +2 mmmmmmm pie Fremen: +1 nice try, but no hidden messages there Charlatan: I pointedly give you +1 point DEI37: -5 for trying to usurp my point giving powers Munku: +2 just because I felt like it Stiltzkin: +1 for the big word Jonsgirl: +3 for being kinky bundy: +2 nudity is good Charlatan: +1 but remember, this is only an exhibition, not a competition. Please, no wagering monkeydriven: +3 for accuracy of the blatant suckup. -1 for sucking up |
please give me negative points.
i keep my poop in a jar |
I only seem to attain negative points, and to top it off, I can't even come up with anything creative. Sad? Yes. Do I care? No. But I must continue on.
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I Ukeki Ke Hawaiana Name Konuwekeli
Spoiler: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The name I was converted to Hawaiian as I. The name used was converted to Hawaiian as Ukeki. The name the was converted to Hawaiian as Ke. The name Hawaiian was converted to Hawaiian as Hawaiana. The name name was converted to Hawaiian as Name. The name converter was converted to Hawaiian as Konuwekeli. http://www.pressanykey.com/cgi-bin/c...an.cgi?convert |
This game is the best...
waste of my time. /goes back to filing the points on his head. |
This game would be better with parting prizes. You know, like when the guy on Jeopardy finishes 2nd with $35,000 he gets a toaster oven? Like that.
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A brother typewriter like you'd win on that game show of game shows... Definition! Quality Canadian programming!
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/me gives averett a toaster oven
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it's a mother lovebone song........crown of thorns.....download it man......great tune. you ever hear the story of mr. faded glory? say he who rides a pony must someday fall i was talkin' to my alter says life is what you make it and if you make it death well rest your soul away away, away... it's a broken kind of feeling she'll have to tie me to the ceiling a bad moon's comin' better say your prayers i wanna tell you that i love you but does it really matter? i just can't stand to see you dragging down again again, again... so i'm singing and this is my kinda love it's the kind that moves on it's the kind that leaves you alone, yeah this is my kinda love it's the kind that moves on it's the kind that leaves me alone i used to treat you like a lady now you're a substitute teacher this bottle's not a pretty, not a pretty sight i owe the man some money so i'm turnin over honey ah mr. faded glory is once again doin' time, yeah this is my kinda love it's the kind that moves on it's the kind that leaves me alone, yeah this is my kinda love it's the kind that moves on it's the kind that, it's the kind that... leaves me alone like a crown of thorns, it's all who you know so don't burn your bridges cause someday, yeah so i'm singing this is my kinda love it's the kind that moves on it's the kind that leaves me alone, yeah this is my kinda love it's the kind that moves on it's the kind that leaves me alone don't burn your bridges... so do i get my 2 points now or what? |
Motherlovebone... that's just too fun to say over and over...
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I'm watching "Charmed" right now and I'm a 35 year old man.
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Puedo decir algo en español?
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Jesus was a liberal Jew.
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read my original post further up and you'll see,it's all slander i say. *that fuckin' joe is a tough bastard to shake* :D |
ruggles: +2 for pooping in a jar
Rdr4evr: +2 for perseverance in the face of futility Sticky: +a2a Polu Kolu Lanuake Konuwekeli Charlatan: + 22/7 for making me wonder Averett: parting gift of +10 - that means you are finished playing. hope you had fun. Charlatan: +3 for the contradiction in terms ruggles: +5 for generosity flyman: +2 for the answer. +4 for the entire lyrics Charlatan: +1 for stating the obvious paddyjoe: +3 for perception JumpinJesus: +5 for being embarrassingly honest Fantasma: +2 for knowing spanish (+2 more if you translate that for me) TexanAvenger: +2 just because I dont know what that means or how to take it flyman: +5 for shakin' tough bastards |
All hail Sion!! All points given last round were positive! Shiver me timbers, he's a benevolent soul...AAAARRRRRRR!
HEY! Somebody wet my pants...WTF. All warm and...aww crap, I peed myself. Damn pirate talk. This happens every time. **lucidity slowly creeping back** Hey, look over there!! /me runs away |
wrkime: -1 for pointing out my little secret. -1 for wetting yourself. +3 for pirate talking.
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Battle of the Century: Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Robots
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<b>Charlatan</b>, new avatar.
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what are the point totals sion?
what the fuck kinda game are you running here? are you communist? i once masturbated to animal planet and by once i mean nightly and by animal planet i mean nude pictures of barbara bush. |
Latch: +5 great idea, but -1 for forgetting the dinosaurs
Sticky: -1 for the new avatar (it should be animated in my opinion) ruggles: -1 for not keeping your own score. -1 for questioning the game. -1 for thinking I'm a commie. +4 for the revelation |
Where is afraidofninjas when you need him?
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QUE CHINGADOS
this game sucks give me 1000 negative points please i hate emmanuel lewis because hes small |
Is there anything better than a good dinner roll slathered with butter?
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If I lost points for <b>Charlatan</b>'s avatar. Maybe I should try this:
<b>bundy</b>, nice avatar. |
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I am naked.
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Boy... is this thread about cats?
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i like the fact that jonsgirl is naked.
i also like the fact that facts are facts. i dont like the facts of life. mrs. garrett sucked i wanted to marry blair though. mmmmmmm blair |
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whatta ya' think of that Sion? knowin' you,you'd probably dig it right? *buncha freaks in here.....oh and welcome to that freshly princed FREAK...ruggles eh* |
Ninja... chusetts?
http://www.hardkor-sports.com/Humor-...t-nuke-gay.JPG "Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." - Denis Diderot |
I sincerely wish that I were naked.
Although, under my clothes, I am. |
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...although truth be told, "Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime. My nipples explode with delight!" |
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...
and I'm all out of bubblegum. |
Puedo decir algo en español? = Can I say something in spanish?
So, I got 4 points, 2+2=4. I'm a genius!! Can I have a 7up? |
i am the new leader of this thread.
i award the points from this post on i get 40 points for this thread. the 1st person who posts after me gets 22 points and the 97th person after me gets 1000 points and a picture of david hasselhoff in a speedo. sion is dead... miss him man... miss him |
22 for fly........and Sion better not be dead man.....he's a cool shit.
not that shit is cool or anything.... |
congratulations flyman, you have gotten yourself 22 points, now only a few more posts until the 1000 point winner.
sion is not dead. it is an expression a beatles quote actually, but this is neither here nor there. Sion's game sucked, mc ruggles hijacked it. ruggles hates it when people talk about themselves in the third person |
I have fantasized about Barbara Walters messily eating ribs wearing nothing but the apron.
Barbecue sauce was everywhere. |
fuckin point whores
I'd lick that BBQ sauce off for NO POINTS!! |
This is ruggles. I was banned.
I was banned because this is bones. You may remember me, you may not. either way, i feel cheated that i cannot view this website any longer. Granted at the end of my career of bones i was pretty anti authority against this site because i disagreed with some of the practices. thats all in the past. i ventured back on the site last week and fell in love agian with a site that i once frequented. People seemed to enjoy my posts again too which is nice. And i enjoyed the posts of others as well. This post is probably all for naught because i will get banned again most likely and this post will be deleted. However, i must use this as a plea to be allowed back in. At least on a trial basis. I havent broken any laws as ruggles. i was an active part of the community and i was having fun with other members. just like the good ol' days. Must i beg? because i will i suppose. Please, just a trial basis is all i ask for. or an email explaining your thoughts. you can reach me at: bonesflstfi@aol.com you can all reach me there. i will be on my best behavior, besides im tired of making new names to try to get back to my favorite "home" on the net. I miss it. i want to be part of the community again. Thats all i ask. Please dont deny me things that i love. Your friend, Bones/ruggles/bill/mcpeepants/air45 (not really) thank you mcpeepants is online now Edit/Delete Message |
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That's soooooo transparent. We all know you're only saying that because you want to get points for saying you don't want any points. |
Charlatan: he's hiding from me. Im a ninja, after all. +1
ruggles: +5 Averett: yes there is. but a good dinner roll slathered in butter is worth +1 Sticky: my bad, I thought you were announcing your own new avatar. +2 one to replace the one I mistakenly took, and another for your trouble Rdr4evr: +2 for cute blue-eyed kittycat Averett: +2 for cute scary kittycat paddyjoe: +3 for refusing to be shaken Jonsgirl: +1 for being naked. additional points if you post pics of same (have you posted in Tilted Exhibition? link please?) Charlatan: no. -1 ruggles: +1 for Blair flyman: +1 for knowing me all too well Xell101: +1 for funny pic. +2 for cool quote paddyjoe: -1 for not being 100% naked Charlatan: +5 for exploding nipples GoT: +5 for one of my favorites lines Fantasma: yes you may. +1 ruggles: -5 for attempted usurpation. +2 for missing me. -1 for creating the mental image of DH in a speedo. flyman: +3 for flattery, and for caring that Im not dead ruggles: here's another clue for you all, the walrus was Paul. +1 for hating when people refer to themselves in the 3rd person. sion hates that too. JumpinJesus: +2 for honestly, but ewww, BW eating ribs naked? -1 paddyjoe: 0 points for licking the BBQ sauce, as per your request mcpeepants/bones: good luck getting back in. +5 for luck JumpinJesus: see above. Im not that easily manipulated. I can spot the double reverse psychology ploy from a mile off. +1 |
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