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Old 03-29-2005, 03:29 AM   #721 (permalink)
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the missus told me to go fuck my hat.........she says she ain't drawin' on my hairy fuckin' ass.......


i'm gonna fuckin' work her over some more Nancy.........when i do...expect a PM.........fuck!!!
WOO FUCKING HOO!

Say.. why don't you just write the fucking message yourself? All you have to do is tilt the head a fucking bit..
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Old 03-29-2005, 03:30 AM   #722 (permalink)
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ehehheheh the fucking words won't come off Henriette's ass

That'll teach her not to use a fucking CD pen!
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Old 03-29-2005, 03:33 AM   #723 (permalink)
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"...the missus told me to go fuck my hat..."

That's fucking great, that is.

"Hey you, go fuck your hat."
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Old 03-29-2005, 06:34 PM   #724 (permalink)
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My fucking teacher fucking told me not to fucking say fucking in her fucking class, and i fuckin told her to go fuck herself in her fat fucking ass. Fuck that
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Old 03-29-2005, 07:01 PM   #725 (permalink)
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i fuckin told her to go fuck herself in her fat fucking ass. Fuck that
Crazed, did i just fucking hear you fucking say that you fucking want to fuck your fucking teacher in her fucking fat ass?

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Old 03-29-2005, 07:39 PM   #726 (permalink)
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Crazed, did i just fucking hear you fucking say that you fucking want to fuck your fucking teacher in her fucking fat ass?

Fuck yeah mother fucker, shes as fucking hot as a fucking pornstar on a fucking deluxepass.com site motherfucker. All the fucking kids in my fucking fucked up fucking school want to fucking fuck her in her fucking ass, mother fucking son of a fuck. Fuck yeah
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Old 03-29-2005, 10:41 PM   #727 (permalink)
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I say you fuck her up her fucking ass...you will get a fucking good grade.
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Old 03-30-2005, 06:33 AM   #728 (permalink)
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How fucking swell of CrAzEd to inject some fucking life into this fucking thread. It was degenerating into a fucking ass-fest between Nancy and fucking Fly. All respect to their fucking asses, but the preference is pretty fucking clear for those who aren't into fucking velcro. .

CrAzEd, Rdr4Evr is fucking wrong. If you assfuck her, you'll get an A alright, but your grade will depend upon whether you use enough fucking lube.
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Old 03-30-2005, 10:23 AM   #729 (permalink)
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All respect to their fucking asses, but the preference is pretty fucking clear for those who aren't into fucking velcro. .
hahahaha....Top, you truly are a fucking whack-job!


Jeeeezus....fucking velcro..hahahahahaha
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Old 03-30-2005, 07:22 PM   #730 (permalink)
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Thanks so fucking much, PJ. Always pleased as fucking punch to be of service.
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Old 03-30-2005, 08:48 PM   #731 (permalink)
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hahahaha....Top, you truly are a fucking whack-job!


Jeeeezus....fucking velcro..hahahahahaha

fuckin' eh Top,whack-job it is............velcro............fuckin' highlarious.........


watch out eh.........that velcro might fuckin' show up sooner than you might fuckin' think......
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Old 03-30-2005, 09:46 PM   #732 (permalink)
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Holy fucking shit, this is the best fucking thread I've seen so far. Congradufuckinlations CityOfAngels for this one.
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:25 AM   #733 (permalink)
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Look what I made fly do.... I thought I'd share the pic with the rest of you fucking people because I know you're gonna love and fucking appreciate it!

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Old 03-31-2005, 04:26 AM   #734 (permalink)
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OH.......MY FUCKING EYES
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Old 03-31-2005, 04:34 AM   #735 (permalink)
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Fucking lovely, you've given paddyjoe ass-tigmatism, Nancy. Now every time he tries to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut, he ends up dick in the dirt.
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Old 03-31-2005, 04:34 AM   #736 (permalink)
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quit your fuckin' bitchin' joe...........step up to the plate ..........

...oh right...i fuckin' forgot,you're one of those fuckin' shy types aren't you?

fuckin' whiner.........
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Old 03-31-2005, 06:11 AM   #737 (permalink)
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what the fuck?
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Old 03-31-2005, 06:23 AM   #738 (permalink)
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what the fuck?
My fucking thoughts exactly!!!
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Old 03-31-2005, 11:13 AM   #739 (permalink)
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i'm fuckin' surprised you guys haven't mentioned the fuckin' zit on my ass.........
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Old 03-31-2005, 11:42 AM   #740 (permalink)
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Fucking lovely, you've given paddyjoe ass-tigmatism, Nancy. Now every time he tries to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut, he ends up dick in the dirt.
you're fucking welcome
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Old 03-31-2005, 11:42 AM   #741 (permalink)
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i'm fuckin' surprised you guys haven't mentioned the fuckin' zit on my ass.........
where? I can't see shit because of the fucking letters..
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 03-31-2005, 12:26 PM   #742 (permalink)
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So how fucking long has it been since I've been in this fuckin post? AH DAMMIT! Why the fuck did I choose to scroll up to see what the fuck everyone was talking about?! I see ass and silly me I think Nancy's ass. I should have fuckin known better

Fly you fuckin rock though man no hate I just ain't tryin to see yer ass. You understand.

Asta!!
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Old 03-31-2005, 04:44 PM   #743 (permalink)
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Oh my fucking god what the fucking fuck is that fucking ass fucking doing up there, fucking a. Fuck! My fucking eyes! They fucking hurt! Ahhhhh

Any-fucking-ways, My fucking teacher is so fucking hot, mother fucker. Like my entire fucking school wants to fucking fuck her, including me. Fuck, we could fucking have a massive fucking orgy in her fucking classroom. Fuck, that'd be fucknig great you fucking fucks. Im fucking going to fucking go eat some fucking food, so fuck you all, in the exception of fucking Tophat and whoever the fuck fucking posted the fucking picture of the fucking ass. Probably fucking Nancy. God fucking damnit!
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Old 03-31-2005, 05:02 PM   #744 (permalink)
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Nancy, you're the fucking tops, as always.

fly, I love ya man, but when you made your lettering mistakes on your ass, and erased them, it made you look like you had varicose veins of the fucking ass!

Y'all are fucking great sports, guys. Keep up the fucking good work!
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Old 03-31-2005, 09:09 PM   #745 (permalink)
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Fucking ey! The reason we haven't seen the fucking zit on your ass Flyman is because we didn't want to fucking see it! My fuckslow dial up can't take this fuckin' shit! :Laughs like a fucking maniac:
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Old 03-31-2005, 10:23 PM   #746 (permalink)
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So how fucking long has it been since I've been in this fuckin post? AH DAMMIT! Why the fuck did I choose to scroll up to see what the fuck everyone was talking about?! I see ass and silly me I think Nancy's ass. I should have fuckin known better

Fly you fuckin rock though man no hate I just ain't tryin to see yer ass. You understand.

Asta!!
My fucking ass IS around... on the previous fucking page
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 04-01-2005, 12:29 AM   #747 (permalink)
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It's foggy as fuck this morning.

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Old 04-01-2005, 11:15 AM   #748 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2005, 12:56 PM   #749 (permalink)
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You call that little bit fog? Fuck man, you havnt see the fucking fog we get here it gets like 0 fucking view distance.
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:14 PM   #750 (permalink)
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this is one fucked-up thread but i like it
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Old 04-02-2005, 05:23 AM   #751 (permalink)
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fuck the fuckin' fuckers.........
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Old 04-02-2005, 10:42 AM   #752 (permalink)
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Thats not fucking fog! You should fucking see the fucking fog here in the fucking mornings in the fucking summer, its so fucked up.
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Old 04-03-2005, 07:36 PM   #753 (permalink)
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it's all about the fuckin' ass baby...........
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Old 04-06-2005, 06:10 AM   #754 (permalink)
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OH FUCK!!!!!! I leave for a few days, come back and to my fuckin' delightful suprise, Nancy has a fuckin' cute, sassy new fuckin' avatar....I'm fuckin' thinking, "This is fuckin' cool." All seems fuckin' good...THEN I FUCKIN' CLICK ON THAT FUCKIN' "It's all about the ass" picture...WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????? BOG FUCKIN' DAMMIT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO FUCKIN' DESERVE THAT?!?!?!? FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-06-2005, 07:56 PM   #755 (permalink)
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OH FUCK!!!!!! I leave for a few days, come back and to my fuckin' delightful suprise, Nancy has a fuckin' cute, sassy new fuckin' avatar....I'm fuckin' thinking, "This is fuckin' cool." All seems fuckin' good...THEN I FUCKIN' CLICK ON THAT FUCKIN' "It's all about the ass" picture...WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????? BOG FUCKIN' DAMMIT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO FUCKIN' DESERVE THAT?!?!?!? FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awww.....you're too fuckin' kind........
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Old 04-06-2005, 07:59 PM   #756 (permalink)
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...and fuckin' eh Nancy what a sweet shot of you in your Av......

*might i suggest the pic of your bum with the fuckin' phrase, "it's all about the ass" as a fuckin' Av?"

ah what the hell.........that fuckin' pic is locked away in my comp anyways
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:28 PM   #757 (permalink)
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Thanks you guys

Fly: that's a great fucking idea!!!! When I grow tired of my current avatar I'll fucking change it to my ass pic - I fucking promise!

Now... wouldn't it be fucking cool if you did the same only with your own fucking ass fly? We could have an ass theme going
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:34 PM   #758 (permalink)
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My fucking ass IS around... on the previous fucking page
An ass as lovely as your should be on every fucking page. And I already told you how much I fuckin love the new avatar.

Asta!!
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:38 PM   #759 (permalink)
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An ass as lovely as your should be on every fucking page. And I already told you how much I fuckin love the new avatar.

Asta!!
Errhhh no you haven't

Eventually it fucking will be when I start using it as my fucking avatar
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:38 PM   #760 (permalink)
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Oh wait... you fucking did. Sorry - my bad
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