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04-11-2005, 08:51 PM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Asta!!
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"I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project  It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!  - Asta!!
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04-11-2005, 08:57 PM
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bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
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what the fuck's all this fucking talk about asses?
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I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~ |
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04-11-2005, 10:15 PM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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 fuck it. You're gonna LEARN to love those fucking hairy buns as well buddy. Just you wait til Fly and I launch our "it's all about the ass" crusade
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-11-2005, 10:16 PM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-11-2005, 10:45 PM
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Non-smokers die everyday
Location: Montreal
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Just letting y'all fucking know that I will represent the "all about the ass crusade" in fucking Japan as of May 1st, which will actually happen here first, while you fuckers are still asleep!
I will try my fucking best to support ass-related activities, such as mooning, goosing, sitting and fucking grinding! It'll be the dawn of a better, ass-driven world! Fucking excelsior! So, who's handling the fucking merch? Nancy, can you fucking cook something up?
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04-12-2005, 12:35 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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I'll officially kick off the "it's all about the ass" crusade on May the 1st when I log on with my brand new ass avatar. That's the signal for you fuckers to join me in the ass-fun with with your individual ass avatars. From that day on we'll do everything we can to spread the word here in form of asspics or mooning, goosing, sitting and fucking grinding like you suggested!! Personally I'll take the whole thing further and get a t-shirt printed with the words which I'll wear in public This crusade won't stop until we've accomplished the following: 1. Everybody's aware that it's all about the fucking ass 2. paddyjoe has learned to love Fly's ass Are you fuckers with me?!?!?!?
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-12-2005, 02:26 AM
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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I am by nature inclined to sit on my fucking ass. But maybe if I wear suspenders my droopy pants will then show the fucker off, and that would be a start
 I will consciously try to appreciate the fuckalicious asses I see from now on as a psychic boost to the cause.
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04-12-2005, 03:09 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-12-2005, 03:11 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-12-2005, 07:43 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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stay the hell away from my ass you fuckin' nutbar..........admit it,you like it..........and it's making me feel kinda fuckin' wierd inside man...... so fuckin' leave me and my ass alone joe......... |
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04-13-2005, 02:05 AM
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Illusionary
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I remember....long ago
Nancys Ass put on a Show and what a Fucking ass to find so fine it blew my Fucking Mind Like Food and Fucking Sex combined
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04-13-2005, 06:04 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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 You certainly have a way with words tecoyah!
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-13-2005, 06:04 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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only 18 fucking days to go people!
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-13-2005, 07:10 AM
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Ravenous
Location: Right Behind You
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04-13-2005, 03:55 PM
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Non-smokers die everyday
Location: Montreal
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Fucking right on! Ass-lovers unite! I'll have my ass avatar ready and waiting for the official "all about the ass" crusade, on the very auspicious, very "holy" day of May 1st, which will henceforth be known as "Ass Appreciation Day". Everyone, please take some fucking time to check out, pinch, grab, caress, cherish and love the ass!
I am completely fucking happy over here!
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04-13-2005, 05:12 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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i know it's not a sentence but.............you fuckin' gotta have the fuckin' word fuck in there at fuckin' least. "it's ALL about the ass" thanks for fuckin' jumpin' on board Bob.........hopefully we'll see a whack of fuckin' ass avatars on that very special day. come on you fuckin' people,show your support and have an ass avatar on the fuckin' 1st of may. |
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04-13-2005, 05:19 PM
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Insane
Location: under the skirt
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04-13-2005, 08:39 PM
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Non-smokers die everyday
Location: Montreal
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04-13-2005, 09:17 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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been busy tryin ta have a life. mostly in vain, but what the fuck, eh? anyway, I got bored with that thread, but I was thinkin of reviving the fucker. Keep yer fuckin eyes open, it may return one day.
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04-14-2005, 12:09 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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Good to have you onboead, Bob
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-14-2005, 12:49 AM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Nancy I am sofa king yours.
Fuckin Asta!!
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"I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys! - Asta!!
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04-14-2005, 12:58 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-14-2005, 03:47 AM
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through charlatans phone
Location: Northcoast
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That's why this fucking song rocks: Fat Bottomed Girls Are you gonna take me home tonight Ah down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round Hey I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my nursery Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me Hey hey! I've been singing with my band Across the wire across the land I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way But their beauty and their style Went kind of smooth after a while Take me to them dirty ladies every time Oh won't you take me home tonight? Oh down beside your red firelight Oh and you give it all you got Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Hey listen here Now your mortgages and homes I got stiffness in the bones Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you) Oh but I still get my pleasure Still got my greatest treasure Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me Now get this Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please) Oh down beside your red firelight Oh you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Get on your bikes and ride Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls Fat bottomed girls Yeah yeah yeah Fat bottomed girls Yes yes |
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04-14-2005, 03:52 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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That fucking song rocks allright! But then again ALL fucking Queen songs rock
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-14-2005, 04:09 AM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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<font size=7>SUMFIN!</font>
So eh uh sumfin sumfin on muh uh sumfin or other sumfin sumfin sumfin! fuck Asta!! <font size=1>sumfin!</font>
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"I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys! - Asta!!
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04-14-2005, 04:11 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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hahahhahaha!!! Sumfin's my new favourite fucking word
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-14-2005, 04:24 AM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Fuck yeah!
Asta!!
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"I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys! - Asta!!
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