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02-24-2005, 10:31 AM
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Location: Boston
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Fuck right! So I have fuckin' permission to fuckin oogle??? Fan-fuckin'-tastic!!! Well, fuck...here's to your fuckin' bootilicious ass, Nancy!
Thankfully, fuckin flyman hasn't posted here recently...been days since I hadda look at that fuckin ass of his!!! But Fuck...I know it fuckin' lurks around the next corner, won't be fuckin' long before it makes another fuckin' appearance!
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02-26-2005, 05:50 AM
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see the links to my music?
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02-26-2005, 05:56 AM
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First I saw page 1 and thought this game fucking rocks. Said "Fuck it" and went to page 10 and saw a pic of a fucking hairy ass moon-shot. Jesus what the fuck, my eyes fucking burn like they were fucked with a dick made of sand. Hopefully page 16 wont be any fucking worse.
You may continue your fucking now.
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02-26-2005, 01:59 PM
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02-26-2005, 02:06 PM
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02-26-2005, 05:07 PM
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Did someone ask for a hairy fuckin' ass?
<img src="http://www.kickingdonkeyproducts.com/images/GC996%20Shaggy%20Donkey.jpg"> OK, So I'm too fuckin' literal. Fuckin' sue me.
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02-26-2005, 06:00 PM
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02-28-2005, 08:32 AM
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02-28-2005, 12:43 PM
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Tophat, asses are such fucking innocent creatures, just look at the poor bastard! Any fucking ass I see is always so calm and in his own fucking world that he couldn't care less what's around him. The poor fuckers always look so sad too. I bet you could put one of them in an empty dark small room for a month and they would still be content. What a great fucking animal.
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02-28-2005, 09:03 PM
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Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance.
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What the fuck are you all going on about in here? All this stuff about hairy fuckin' asses and being able to ogle Nancy. Fuck, those two things have nothing in fuckin common.
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03-02-2005, 12:18 PM
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this fucker's fuckin' ass is fuckin' fucked.
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03-02-2005, 01:29 PM
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HOLY FUCK, Bernadette....you fuckin' know how to scare the fuckin bejebus out of someone...I fuckin' thought that shark was fuckin' leaping out of the fuckin' computer screen at me!!!! FUCK!!!!!
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03-03-2005, 09:05 PM
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Location: Elysium
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^^Fucking whimp
 Sharks are so fucking nice and not a fucking mindless mankiller
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03-03-2005, 09:20 PM
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Now Nancy, I'm afraid your information is totally fucked. Sharks are not fucking nice, or any other kind of nice except that they are fucking perfect eating machines.
While some sharks will tolerate people, and no shark fucks with people by choice, a swimming human can look and awful fucking lot like a seal to a shark's tiny fucking brain, and Great Whites eat fucking seals for fucking breakfast. Then there's Bull Sharks. They're all the fucking same, but the ones in Lake Nicaragua fuck up bunches of fucked in the head Nicaraguans who thought they'd take a little dip. Dumbfucks. Bull Sharks are pretty fucking territorial and very fucking agressive. Tiger Sharks are the same fucking way and almost as big as Great fucking Whites. Blue Sharks, Brown Sharks, Lemon Sharks, Hammerheads, even Sand Tigers and Nurse Sharks will all take a fucking bite out of you given a chance. (That reminds me: A shark walks into a bar in Virginia Beach and says to the bartender, "I'll have two White Russians.") And then, there are Goblin Sharks - fucked up looking pointy nosed critters who live at the very bottom of the Pacific fucking Ocean. They were getting fucked up signals on one of the trans Pacific phone cables, and when they pulled the fucker up to look at it, they found Goblin Shark fucking teeth in it. Now is that fucking nice? I don't think so. Finally, the piece de resistance of shark fucker-dom - the cookie cutter shark (no fucking shit, there is such a beastie). This little fucker (they're only about three feet long - fucking minute for a deep ocean shark) took a bite out of a motherfucking nuclear submarine. Left a perfectly round fucking hole (hence the name cookie cutter shark) in their rubberized sonar dome. The moral of this long fucking screed: Don't fuck with sharks. They will fuck you up.
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03-04-2005, 06:56 AM
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Thanks for fuckin backing me Top...Fuckin' Nancy fuckin' dismissed my fear our of fuckin' turn!
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03-04-2005, 12:04 PM
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sorry to fuckin' freak you out, monkeydriven.
but don't worry! the jpg cannot bite you! Quote:
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03-04-2005, 01:19 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Fuckin A, bernie! Is that shark pic another one of your fuckin creations??
If so, get you a fuckin freelance job with a fuckin website or magazine, mang! Fuckin pronto! 
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03-04-2005, 01:42 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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[Brought to you by the bernie for porn support league of north america...founding member-flyman] no fucking disrespect meant, bernie
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03-04-2005, 02:12 PM
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one fucked up thread (and hairy ass) thats for sure.
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03-07-2005, 08:32 AM
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Fuck, Rdr4Evr, you better not fuckin' post without saying the magic fuckin' word....that would be worse than having to fuckin' see Flyman's fuckin' hairy ass again.
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03-07-2005, 09:17 AM
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Getting it.
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03-08-2005, 05:15 AM
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Location: Elysium
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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03-08-2005, 04:53 PM
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Oh shit it's Wayne Brady!
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I fucking thought that fucking sharks were fucking near-fucking-blind? Don't they fucking catch all their fucking prey with the aid of their fucking noses and their own fucking sense of hearing? Isn't that why you can fucking catch those fuckers by bringing along a large group of fucking dogs, 'cause dogs fucking sound like fucking seals and their fucking barks attract the fucking sharks? Or was that fucking Orcas? Fuck, I don't fucking know anymore.
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03-08-2005, 08:36 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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Fuck, now I want seafood for dinner...
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03-08-2005, 08:56 PM
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Oh for fuck's sake! Why didn't I get the fuckin memo that Nancy's fine fuckin ass is over here? And WTF is up with the hairy fuckin monkey ass? This fuckin ain't National Geo-fuckin-graphic!
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03-09-2005, 05:50 AM
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Fuckin' Emo Philips, Twizted? I haven't heard that fuckers name in a fuckin long time.
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