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04-20-2005, 05:37 AM
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Location: Elysium
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Is that..... a fucking bunchie ass?!
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-20-2005, 08:43 AM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Jwoody the bunchie ass is fucking brilliant!
Asta!!
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"I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project  It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!  - Asta!!
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04-20-2005, 02:17 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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you fuckin know it.
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04-21-2005, 01:03 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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9 fucking days to go!!
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-21-2005, 01:17 AM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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^ Can't fuckin wait!
(and 5 days after that is muh birthday!  )Asta!!
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"I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys! - Asta!!
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04-21-2005, 01:31 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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Wtf?! Really? Pre-Happy fucking birthday!
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-21-2005, 04:47 AM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Why thank you
Yup May 6th is the day. I'll be turning 21  Asta!!
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"I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys! - Asta!!
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04-21-2005, 11:54 AM
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Location: Lex Vegas, KY
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FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckAnd Tucker Does Suck Ass FuckFuckFuckFuckFuck FuckFuckMaddox FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck
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04-21-2005, 12:19 PM
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I hate going to fucking school and finding out the fucking class is cancelled. I don't hate that the fucking class is canceled, I just hate that the dumb selfish fuckers don't let us know ahead of fucking time so we don't end waking up at 5 in the fucking morning and driving in fucking shitty traffic just to find out there is no fucking class and end up going back home when we could have just slept to begin with. Selfish fucking cunts.
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04-21-2005, 02:59 PM
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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04-21-2005, 03:37 PM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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^ That is totally fucked. I do feel the love though on the pre-b-day happy b-day's but if everyones wishing me one now...who's gonna do it on my actual one?
 Well I'll be around but before I leave this thread I bid all of you a happy fuckin day baby yeah!Asta!!
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04-21-2005, 05:16 PM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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well, what the fuck do you know, K-Wise... i'm a fucking taurus, too.
happy early birthday. i'll wish ya a regular happy birthday on your fucking birthday! jwoody: the fuckin bunchie ass is top notch. :thunksup:
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04-22-2005, 12:04 AM
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Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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Hey, ya fuckers, it's my fucking birthday tomorrow; the big 3-fucking-0.
Going for a few fucking drinks. If you want to come along you're all more than fucking welcome. Just be at Da Vinci's for about twelve and you can hear them sing 'Happy birthday dear fucking Wah-Wah' to me. Last edited by jwoody; 04-22-2005 at 02:18 AM.. |
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04-22-2005, 12:07 AM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Taurus's totally fuckin rock! Hey happy b-day man! Hope it's a good one
Asta!!
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04-22-2005, 10:39 AM
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Location: Boston
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After fuckin' watching the fuckin' Sox shut the fuckin' Orioles out 2 straight times...I'm fuckin' reminded of this
http://www.sickdoggy.com/everyone/redsox.jpg
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04-24-2005, 08:00 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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fuck the fucking Red fucking Sox. it only took them what, like 800 fucking years to win a fucking World Fucking Series. Who fucking cares? I hope they fucking tank this season and end up in the fucking basement.
fucking rant over.
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04-24-2005, 09:04 AM
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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When you are around enough fuckmeisters for any length of time eventually their vocabulary, f-shots and all, become yours and you will find yourself at the dinner table surrounded by silence and staring children while your own voice echoes in your head -"Hey Mom, would you pass the fucking salt, please?"
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04-24-2005, 05:12 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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I have to fucking censor myself more and more since I now have all these nieces, nephews and their various friends coming over these days.
It's fucking frustrating on one hand, but on the other, they're a fucking joy to behold......from a distance. 
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04-24-2005, 05:24 PM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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All my little cousins are big cussers so no need to sensor myself around them. I hadn't seen one of my younger cousins in like 5 or 6 years since he was practically a baby...I come back to town and the first thing he says to me is "Whats up FAT ASS?!!" Now for the record I'm not fat and he was saying that to everyone...and I mean everyone.
Kramus that did bring one swell fucking laugh out of me though. Asta!!
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"I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys! - Asta!!
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04-25-2005, 10:20 AM
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Location: Elysium
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-25-2005, 10:20 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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^^ and who the fuck is MLB?
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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04-25-2005, 01:09 PM
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loving the curves
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04-25-2005, 01:20 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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^^^ I feel the same fucking way about the fucking faiders.^^^
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04-26-2005, 08:26 PM
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Non-smokers die everyday
Location: Montreal
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Jesus fucking Christ! I had the worst fucking case of tonsillitis, yet still taught classes... wasn't so effective at keeping the fucking kids quiet, but milked the sympathy factor pretty fucking high. Presently attempting to shrink sweet fucking ass shot down to avatar size, so that everything will be go-for-fucking-launch on "Ass Appreciation Day".
ASS IS CLASS!
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04-26-2005, 11:00 PM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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WOOHOO! Only 3 fucking days left, people!
Bob>> Poor fucker, are you feeling any fucking better? Do you need any help shrinking that avatar by the fucking way? 
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