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Old 02-08-2005, 02:53 AM   #521 (permalink)
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City of Angels: ya know as the fucking creator of this fucking thread one would think you'd visit it more
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Old 02-08-2005, 05:44 AM   #522 (permalink)
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^^what ...*laughs*..the fuck is an air biscuit?
Fuck Nancy...don't tell me you fuckin' never saw Weird fuckin' Science!!!! It's a fuckin' shit!
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Old 02-08-2005, 11:13 PM   #523 (permalink)
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Fuck Nancy...don't tell me you fuckin' never saw Weird fuckin' Science!!!! It's a fuckin' shit!
No I've never seen Weird science. I wasn't aware that I fucking ought to have seen that fucking movie
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Old 02-09-2005, 04:17 AM   #524 (permalink)
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the fuck is goin' on in this fuckin' thread lately?
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Old 02-09-2005, 04:22 AM   #525 (permalink)
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the fuck is goin' on in this fuckin' thread lately?
Fucking hey! You fucking started it with all the fucking weird talk about fucking cheese!
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Old 02-09-2005, 04:25 AM   #526 (permalink)
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all i fuckin' said was that i liked cheese.........and i do.....i had some sweet fuckin' cheese last night with some red fuckin' wine....heaven i tell ya'.

i fuckin' think it was havarti fuckin' cheese..........

do you fuckin' like cheese Nancy?
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Old 02-09-2005, 04:37 AM   #527 (permalink)
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I fucking love cheese! Even the ones the look like it's been fucking dead for years and smell accordingly

Unfortunately cheese gives me fucking migraine attacks so I eat it rarely
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Old 02-09-2005, 05:27 AM   #528 (permalink)
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that fuckin' sucks ........it's just so fuckin' tasty though........

i too dig the dead fuckin' stinky cheeses......
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Old 02-09-2005, 05:28 AM   #529 (permalink)
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Yeah it fucking does

Have you tried the fuckin' cheeses that smell like a dying cat but odly enough don't have much fucking taste? So fucking weird they don't fucking taste of more!
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Old 02-09-2005, 06:28 AM   #530 (permalink)
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What the fuck ever happened to that fuckin commercial where the fuckin guy says "What kind of cheese is that you're eating?" that fuckin commercial was fuckin hilarious.....
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Old 02-10-2005, 12:50 AM   #531 (permalink)
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It doesn't sound fucking hilarious at all monkeydriven
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Old 02-10-2005, 05:39 AM   #532 (permalink)
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Fuck yeah...it fuckin was...if you enjoy fuckin hockey and making fuckin fun of Canadians.
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Old 02-10-2005, 06:17 AM   #533 (permalink)
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Fuck yeah...it fuckin was...if you enjoy fuckin hockey and making fuckin fun of Canadians.
hehe I wouldn't know what to make fucking fun of about them – I fucking love everything about the C's
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Old 02-10-2005, 08:33 AM   #534 (permalink)
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Speaking of fuckin' cheese...what the fuck is with that fuckin nasty shit, Cheez Wiz?
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Old 02-10-2005, 08:54 AM   #535 (permalink)
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Hey fuckers, I kind of fuckin forgot about this fucking thread for a bit. 14 fuckin pages good fuckin show people. Cheez Wiz is fucking terrible, I remember eating the fuckin shit when I was younger, now I won't fuckin smell the shit, just fuckin wrong. What the fuck is this about making fun of fuckin Canucks? Canucks are fuckin awesome, and I hope the fuckin rest of the fuckin world doesn't fuckin forget it.
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Old 02-10-2005, 10:29 AM   #536 (permalink)
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fuck cheese whiz, fuck cheddar and fuck the fucking diaz brothers.

jesus fucking christ, you fucking cheese-eaters, snap out of it and get with the fucking program. eat provolone.
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Old 02-10-2005, 11:14 AM   #537 (permalink)
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You know who I fuckin' hate? Fuckin' Green Bay Packer fuckin' cheese heads....get the fuckin foam cheese wedge off your fuckin' head, fucker. You look fuckin ridiculous, fuckwad.
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Old 02-11-2005, 12:59 AM   #538 (permalink)
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You know who I fuckin' hate? Fuckin' Green Bay Packer fuckin' cheese heads....
What the fuck is that?
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Old 02-11-2005, 12:59 AM   #539 (permalink)
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jesus fucking christ, you fucking cheese-eaters, snap out of it and get with the fucking program. eat provolone.
Fuck no! Free fucking cheese for the people I fucking say!!
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Old 02-11-2005, 07:03 AM   #540 (permalink)
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What the fuck is that?
Fuck Nancy...do I have to fuckin explain every fuckin thing?? Not that I fuckin mind, mind you...I'm just fuckin kidding....here's a fuckin' pic of the fuckin' idiots!!!

http://amarillo.com/images/headlines...heeseheads.jpg


Also Nancy, regarding your fuckin' defense of fuckin' Canadians, maybe you should fuckin' read this! Might change your fuckin' opinion!!!


http://madville.com/link.php?id=93422&t=12
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Old 02-11-2005, 08:58 AM   #541 (permalink)
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Fuck Nancy...do I have to fuckin explain every fuckin thing?? Not that I fuckin mind, mind you...I'm just fuckin kidding....here's a fuckin' pic of the fuckin' idiots!!!

http://amarillo.com/images/headlines...heeseheads.jpg
OYFG that's so fucking cool! I want one of those! Where can I get my fucking hands on one of those?
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Old 02-11-2005, 08:59 AM   #542 (permalink)
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Also Nancy, regarding your fuckin' defense of fuckin' Canadians, maybe you should fuckin' read this! Might change your fuckin' opinion!!!


http://madville.com/link.php?id=93422&t=12
I don't have to sleep with any of them so I still fucking love them
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Old 02-12-2005, 06:32 AM   #543 (permalink)
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If your TV gets turned on more than your lover, you're not alone. A recent poll by the makers of K-Y products revealed 88% of Canadians rate themselves as mediocre lovers, whereas only 12% of Canadians said they deserve an A+ for their performance between the sheets.
Note that this is what what fuckin' Canadians have to say about themselves... Our fuckin' self deprication is part of our fuckin' charm...

You didn't read the other report that asks what our fuckin' partners have to say about our fuckin' performance...

I believe the words are... fuckin' A... eh?
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Old 02-12-2005, 06:49 AM   #544 (permalink)
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Fuck, Charlatan!! That's the best fucking laugh I've had all fucking day!!

....fuckin canadians are good in bed....
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Old 02-12-2005, 07:25 AM   #545 (permalink)
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Fuck!... is that,

fuckin' canadians are good in bed...

OR

fuckin' canadians *are* good in bed...

Kind a fuckin' hard to tell... but let me fucking tell you... I, as a Canadian, am amazing in fucking bed... I can fucking sleep better than *anyone*.
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Old 02-12-2005, 07:51 AM   #546 (permalink)
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fuckin' eh.......i'm in the 12 fucking percent.........to fuckin' bad it's by myself though.
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Old 02-12-2005, 09:24 AM   #547 (permalink)
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Fucking 'ell, Charlatan! I guess I can't fucking say for sure until I try your brand of fuckin canadian sausage, can I?

Oh fuck, that's right. You fuckin meant sleep. Never fuckin mind, then.
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Old 02-12-2005, 10:05 AM   #548 (permalink)
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Nancy, ummmm we have a new fucking page here and I don't see a picture of your fine fucking ass.... fucking post it please!
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Old 02-12-2005, 10:21 PM   #549 (permalink)
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jesus fucking christ wolf, just fucking hold back your fucking hormos (sp), nancy will eventually post her fucking pic ok?
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Old 02-12-2005, 10:30 PM   #550 (permalink)
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Can't you fuckers live without a fucking ass for a change? What the fuck is wrong with you deprived fuckers?
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Old 02-13-2005, 12:11 AM   #551 (permalink)
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Like you don't fucking like Nancy's fucking ass?
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Old 02-13-2005, 12:46 AM   #552 (permalink)
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Naw man, I fucking love her ass, the fucking problem is that, she fucking don't show it enough man
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Old 02-13-2005, 12:51 AM   #553 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2005, 01:15 AM   #554 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2005, 06:16 AM   #555 (permalink)
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I don't want to see no fuckin' hairy ass. Don't fucking post those pics!


be fuckin' careful man......that scary fuckin' hairy thing might fuckin' show up unexpected eh.....
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Old 02-13-2005, 09:11 AM   #556 (permalink)
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I fuckin double dog fucking dare you, flyman!!
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Old 02-13-2005, 09:14 AM   #557 (permalink)
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you just fuckin' wanna ogle my fuckin' ass again don't ya'?
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Old 02-13-2005, 09:17 AM   #558 (permalink)
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Fuck yeah!

Someone has to fucking appreciate ass in all it's fuckin forms.
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Old 02-13-2005, 09:25 AM   #559 (permalink)
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you girl, are one sick fuck if you fucking want to see flyman's fucking ass
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Old 02-13-2005, 10:14 AM   #560 (permalink)
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Fucking 'ell, Charlatan! I guess I can't fucking say for sure until I try your brand of fuckin canadian sausage, can I?

Oh fuck, that's right. You fuckin meant sleep. Never fuckin mind, then.
That was just more of my fuckin' charming self fuckin' deprecation...

Not just fuckin' sausage... fuckin' back bacon baby...
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