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Tophat665 05-18-2005 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
...and i always thought that the fuckin' "H" stood for Harold.......

Nope. Haploid. It's the only way to get a virgin birth. No fucking involved, but you only get a half set of chromosomes. (Of course, that being the case, JC should have been a woman, but lets just gloss right over that, shall we?)

Nancy 05-19-2005 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
AAAARRRRGH...

**fucken runs screaming from the nonsense forum**

come back you fucking wuss!! It's only a fucking ass! :D

Tophat665 05-19-2005 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
come back you fucking wuss!! It's only a fucking ass! :D

Nancy, oh delight of existance, that is most emphatically not just a fucking ass. That is a fucking Mastodon in the shape of an ass; an Asstodon, if you will. That is the platonic ideal of Flyman's ass, and Fly's assquatch is to that Asstodon as your lovely fucking caboose is to his hirsute hiney.

Eustice 05-19-2005 07:03 AM

Fucking took the words right outta me fucking mouth mate!

Fly 05-19-2005 07:06 AM

thanks Top........fuckin' drag me......or should i say,my ass.........into this.

Fly 05-23-2005 06:24 AM

bump.*fucking*.bump

Fremen 05-23-2005 09:54 AM

Fucking thread is populated with too many hairy asses.
Where the fuck are the pretty feminine fucking asses??

Tophat665 05-23-2005 12:17 PM

Fuckitall, here's some fine feminine ass:
<img src="http://www.peterdaprix.com/_files/photography/images-photography/images-portfolio/fashion/location%20opt/color/action/girl_donkey-lrg.jpg"><img src="http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/e/m/emallen/don_k.jpg"><img src="http://www.hld.gov.cn/szbm/hua/picture/guohua/daguohua/guohua014.jpg">

Fremen 05-23-2005 02:25 PM

:lol: Nice response! It's still too fuckin' hairy, though! :D

:thumbsup:

Tophat665 05-23-2005 02:55 PM

There's just no pleaseing some fucking people.
Fine. Fuck it twice and call it Pamela.

Here is a, as the caption would have it, a Prime Piece of Shaved [Fuckin] Sheep Ass, for your enjoyment:
<img src="http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/90/1483/f/3566-A-prime-piece-of-shaved-sheep-ass-0.jpg">
It's a fucking delicacy in those parts, whatever those fucking parts may be, and real fucking erotic to certain wrong wing fundamentalist farmer type fucktards.

Ishmal 05-23-2005 03:43 PM

**slowly creeps back in2 the fucken nonsense forum**

**notices that that fucken Assquatc is gone** (nice description tophat)

**then notices the fucken sheeps ass**

"oh this place is really fucked up!"

Fly 05-24-2005 03:51 AM

fucked up ain't the fucking half of it........

Sion 05-24-2005 04:42 PM

I fucked the other half.

Fly 05-24-2005 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion
I fucked the other half.



it fuckin' figures you would Sion.........


*some fuckin' people i tell ya'*


:D

Nancy 05-26-2005 03:08 AM

What the fuck happened to all your fucking assatars, people?! K-wise is the only one who's still fucking with me :hmm:

Ishmal 05-27-2005 03:22 PM

and you beta be fucken keeping yours Nancy...

its fucken great to look @

Sion 05-27-2005 10:09 PM

fuckin' fuckity fuck-fuck

Ishmal 05-27-2005 11:00 PM

u fucken sure about that Sion???

Nancy 05-29-2005 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
and you beta be fucken keeping yours Nancy...

its fucken great to look @

Hehe allright! I'll keep it for another ...a month or so... til I've come up with a cool new avatar :D

EDIT: FUCK!

Ishmal 05-29-2005 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nancy
I'll keep it for another ...a month or so...

Fuck YER!!!

i'm excited!!!

Sion 05-30-2005 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
u fucken sure about that Sion???


abso-fuckin-lutely!

gilbert- 05-30-2005 04:24 AM

i wish the fuckin snow season would hurry up and arrive over here in fucking australia!

Ishmal 05-30-2005 06:57 PM

:thumbsup: i'll just be fucken quite now... :D

Ishmal 05-30-2005 06:58 PM

Snow???

what the fuck is snow??? :confused:

i live in a fucken desert!!! :hmm:

i've never seen fucken snow in Australia!!! :lol:

LOL.


Quote:

Originally Posted by sion
abso-fuckin-lutely!

well i'm glad your fucken sure then... :crazy:

Nancy 06-01-2005 04:43 AM

^^ poor fuckers! :(

Snow is fucking wonderful!

Fly 06-01-2005 07:06 AM

fuckin' eh to snow..........


great fuckin' stuff it is...........

Ishmal 06-02-2005 06:20 PM

Meh...

looks fucken cold n fucken wet...

whats so fucken good about bein fucken cold n wet???

i could fucken get cold n wet in the fucken ocean at Esperance!!! (4hour drive)

Fly 06-02-2005 06:36 PM

at least you can fuckin' add more clothes when it's cold..........

....if you're hot.....watta ya' gonna fuckin' do????.........rip your fuckin' skin off to get cool.........


oh,sorry......you already are fuckin' cool man... :thumbsup:

Fly 06-02-2005 06:37 PM

and that was meant in a fuckin' good way eh....... :D

Nancy 06-02-2005 10:14 PM

http://www.cabl.com/bar/(bpta3jfcjtd...ter%20eggs.jpg

WTF?

Nancy 06-02-2005 10:18 PM

One of the funniest fucking pictures I've ever seen - I thought I'd share it with you fuckers:

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/food/images/eggs.jpg

:D

K-Wise 06-02-2005 10:26 PM

Thats how fuckin easter eggs are made duh!

Asta!!

Incosian 06-03-2005 12:12 PM

That's really fuckin bizarre....

Sion 06-03-2005 03:38 PM

fuck
fucking
fucked
fucks
has been fucked
will be fucked
should have been fucked
could have been fucked
will have been fucked
has been fucking
will be fucking
should have been fucking
could have been fucking
will have been fucking

fuck it
fuck you
fuck me
fuck 'em

fuck off
fuck off and die
give a fuck
get fucked
dont give a fuck

butt fucked
face fucked
ass fucked

butt fucking
face fucking
ass fucking

motherfuck
motherfucking
motherfucked

Ishmal 06-03-2005 03:52 PM

HeeHeeHee...

your fucken loving these eggs arn't u Nancy???

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flyman
......you already are fuckin' cool man...

damn fucken right i'm cool... :lol:

Nancy 06-05-2005 08:27 AM

Yes I fucking am!! :cool:

Fly 06-05-2005 08:29 AM

too fuckin' cool

Jakes 06-07-2005 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion
fuck
fucking
fucked
fucks
has been fucked
will be fucked
should have been fucked
could have been fucked
will have been fucked
has been fucking
will be fucking
should have been fucking
could have been fucking
will have been fucking

fuck it
fuck you
fuck me
fuck 'em

fuck off
fuck off and die
give a fuck
get fucked
dont give a fuck

butt fucked
face fucked
ass fucked

butt fucking
face fucking
ass fucking

motherfuck
motherfucking
motherfucked


you forgot tit fucked

Ishmal 06-08-2005 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakes
you forgot tit fucked

well fuck me...

a smart ass!!!

LOL.

he'll fit right fucken in with the nonsense crowd!!!

akito 06-08-2005 06:07 PM

holy fuckbeans this is a lot of fucks.


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