Well I'll be damned. Do I really say fuck that often? Well fuck me :D

it's fucking me and you,you crazy fucker........ :thumbsup:

I hear there's a really cute fuckin' big woman in here. Big women are the fucking BOBM. Bernie, are they talking about you? The miserable fucks. You're not big. You're just cute.

yeah, a big fuckin cutie.............. :lol:

Apparently so.. that calls for a fuckin drink wouldn't you say? :D

*growls & chomps fuckin' celery*

When the fuck will men learn not to put "woman" and "big" in the same fucking sentance? :rolleyes: :p

Me and my big fuckin' mouth... :o

Look, what is the big fucking deal. To a point, a bigger woman is better. Jesus Haploid Fucking Christ! Would you rather look like the Olsen Twins or Lynda Carter in her Wonder Woman Days? There is nothing wrong with carrying some lovely fucking flesh around. You can't fucking jiggle without it.

So have a fucking sandwich already! Celerey is for fucking rabbits and marinating roast fucking beef. It is not fucking food! Since when did garnish become the only fucking thing on the plate? Since when did these forceful, brilliant fucking women around here start getting their Idea of the ideal of fucking femininity from a fucking magazine that spends 20 stories telling them that the only way to attract a man is to diet down until they're fucking leather on a wire frame, and then two more on why men are shits?

Atkin is fucking bankrupt. There is a good fucking reason for this!

Big + Women = Fucking Awesome in my book. Live it, Love it, fucking Be it.

// fucking rant

We all need a Giant fucking Hamburger!

amen, top fucking hat!!!

any fuckin' time you want,you fellow fuckin' freak........... :thumbsup:


*invites bern over for the best damn chicken ceaser salad she's ever had.*

....as well as the deer that splck left here last night........(good eats last night splck,thanks for bringin' the kids by,it was fun)

and hey Fre!!!!!
you're right,everyone does need a Giant Hamburger........


:D

Celery... fuck celery.

http://www.illwillpress.com/fatkins.html

Fuck yeah! Celebrate fucking life! Ditch the celery!

:icare: @ all of ya fuckin' crazy nonsense people!

XOXO,
"big" bern

Attention fellow fuckers! It's Astro's birthday today! Drinks are on me!

Happy birthday fucker!!! :D

i hear it is that fucker Fremans birthday as well...

have a great day you two fuck-stains!

Oh that's fucking right! Sorry about that Fremen... happy birthday to you too fucker :icare:

Thanks, Ish and Nance, ya great fuckers, you. :D

*fuckin' cheers*

Cheers! *pops up a Tuborg*

so what are your fucking plans for today Fremen?

the queen of fuck is in the fuckin house

And so is the fucking King I see :D

Just to fucking relax. :thumbsup:

My whole immediate family have August birthdays, so we pick one weekend and celebrate all of them together, if we can. :D

That sounds fucking excellent Fremen.

Wish I was there to help you fuckers celebrate! I could bring uncle fucking phil, and a truckload of fucking toilet paper........... :thumbsup:

As long as you brought those tfp beauties from your get-together, and they wore the dresses, then I'd have no fucking problem with that. :lol: :D :thumbsup:

Check out this link for those of you who don't like carbs.. as foamy says you need carbs or you'll fuckin die.

http://www.illwillpress.com/fatkins.html

omigosh!!! Happy fuckin' birthday, Astro & Fremen!

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/birthday/face_in_cake.jpg">
:icare::icare:

LOL.

nice fucken picture Bern...

A big fuckin 'thank you', bernie. ;) :icare:

Well I'm fucking game! Unless... is it this weekend because then I can't. I have a fucking wedding I'm suppose to be attending :p

Bah!!!! Fuck that wedding Nancy. You'll have a fuckload more fun with us.

Fucking weddings. I've been to five of the fuckers already this summer.

Where's the fucking fuck, Fremen?

the fucker is slippin' isn't he?

..And at such a young age. A fucking tragedy really ...

I don't know paddy.. Danish weddings are pretty fucking funny actually..

How about I attend the fucking wedding and stop by your place later? Dragging along your favourite buddy fly of course :D

"Dragging along" Why is that phrase not in my fucking dictionary?! One can combine those two words and make sense of it right? Oh bloody hell.. *I* say it makes sense! :D

It sounds like you kinda dislike weddings there jwoody. How about you come with me to a Danish wedding. I guarantee that you'll have a fucking ball :D

I'm not too keen on the fucking church bit, but if the after party is anything like the ones I've been to lately... except full of fucking Danish chicks... I'd fucking love to accompany your fine self to a Danish wedding.

The thing about fucking weddings is, in a fucking drunken state it's easy to get fuckng carried away with the romance of the fucking situation.

Things are fucking said... promises fucking made... fucking in posh hotels... awkwardness in the fucking morning... not seeing the person until the next fucking wedding...

All I can say is, I fucking blew it. :D :icare:

Who's all for a fuckin' barbeque? :thumbsup: