Holy shit I used to have that fuckin thing! I'd always go in and change his greeting so he'd tell my dad "Good morning fat ass and how are you?" And make him say cuss words, and put on the instrumental to Da Mystery Of Chessboxin by Wu-Tang Clan and then type the lyrics in his "speak" feature. It was quite interesting. Can't say I miss the fucker though.

Asta!!

what the fuck's all this fucking talk about asses?

Jesus joe didn't I just fucking explain it to ya?! Scroll up and have a look at the 4 criterias again :p

fuck it. You're gonna LEARN to love those fucking hairy buns as well buddy. Just you wait til Fly and I launch our "it's all about the ass" crusade :thumbsup:

Because... *sighs*.. it's all about the fucking ass! That's why we keep talking about asses :D

Just letting y'all fucking know that I will represent the "all about the ass crusade" in fucking Japan as of May 1st, which will actually happen here first, while you fuckers are still asleep!

I will try my fucking best to support ass-related activities, such as mooning, goosing, sitting and fucking grinding! It'll be the dawn of a better, ass-driven world! Fucking excelsior!

So, who's handling the fucking merch? Nancy, can you fucking cook something up?

To show the world he's obviously in need of some fucking exercise.

Fellow ass-lover I salute you!

I'll officially kick off the "it's all about the ass" crusade on May the 1st when I log on with my brand new ass avatar. That's the signal for you fuckers to join me in the ass-fun with with your individual ass avatars. From that day on we'll do everything we can to spread the word here in form of asspics or mooning, goosing, sitting and fucking grinding like you suggested!! Personally I'll take the whole thing further and get a t-shirt printed with the words which I'll wear in public :thumbsup:

This crusade won't stop until we've accomplished the following:

1. Everybody's aware that it's all about the fucking ass
2. paddyjoe has learned to love Fly's ass


Are you fuckers with me?!?!?!?

:D :D :D

i am fucking with you................*wait,that didn't fuckin' sound right*


.........or fuckin' maybe it did.

I am by nature inclined to sit on my fucking ass. But maybe if I wear suspenders my droopy pants will then show the fucker off, and that would be a start ;) I will consciously try to appreciate the fuckalicious asses I see from now on as a psychic boost to the cause.

Either way is fucking fine by me :thumbsup:

That's the fucking spirit!! :thumbsup:

I....WILL....LOVE....THE....ASS










(just not fuckingflyman's)

stay the hell away from my ass you fuckin' nutbar..........admit it,you like it..........and it's making me feel kinda fuckin' wierd inside man......


so fuckin' leave me and my ass alone joe......... :hmm:

just a sweet fucking reminder........

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...n/allabout.jpg


:crazy:

"IT'S BOUT ALL THE ASS!"

I don't fucking get it. What the fuck is it all about?

I remember....long ago
Nancys Ass put on a Show
and what a Fucking ass to find
so fine it blew my Fucking Mind

Like Food and Fucking Sex combined

left to right jwoody,left to fuckin' right.


fuckin' it's all about the ass!!!!

:lol: You certainly have a way with words tecoyah!

only 18 fucking days to go people! :D

I'm really fuckin' sorry. Work has been busy as a fuck since I was promoted. Now that things are hopefully calming down I'll be here more fucking often.

Fucking right on! Ass-lovers unite! I'll have my ass avatar ready and waiting for the official "all about the ass" crusade, on the very auspicious, very "holy" day of May 1st, which will henceforth be known as "Ass Appreciation Day". Everyone, please take some fucking time to check out, pinch, grab, caress, cherish and love the ass!

I am completely fucking happy over here!

Bumsen, cogida, scopata, foda

Right back at'cha, jhkayakr! Do those fucking words mean "ass" in different languages? If so, that's fucking awesome! Ass knows no boundaries...

i know it's not a sentence but.............you fuckin' gotta have the fuckin' word fuck in there at fuckin' least.


"it's ALL about the ass"



thanks for fuckin' jumpin' on board Bob.........hopefully we'll see a whack of fuckin' ass avatars on that very special day.

come on you fuckin' people,show your support and have an ass avatar on the fuckin' 1st of may.

uh, thats fuck in german, spanish, italian, and portugese

pardon my ignorance........my apologizes....and i blame it on the fuckin' pot.........



:D

no fuckin problem.....cheers

and a fuckin' cheers to you too............

Fucking amen to that, Flyman. Ass is fuckin' class. Everyone should fucking know this!

been busy tryin ta have a life. mostly in vain, but what the fuck, eh?

anyway, I got bored with that thread, but I was thinkin of reviving the fucker. Keep yer fuckin eyes open, it may return one day.

life is a fucking bitch indeed...and my eyes are wide fucking open :thumbsup:

Ass Appreciation Day? I love it! Let's call it that!

Good to have you onboead, Bob :D

Nancy I am sofa king yours.

Fuckin Asta!!

FUCKING SWEET! :D

mornin' fellow fucking freaks.......

Good fucking call Nancy. But, if you wanna know the fucking truth, EVERY day is ass appreciation day to me!

That's why this fucking song rocks:


Fat Bottomed Girls


Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

That fucking song rocks allright! But then again ALL fucking Queen songs rock :thumbsup:

<font size=7>SUMFIN!</font>

So eh uh sumfin sumfin on muh uh sumfin or other sumfin sumfin sumfin! fuck


Asta!!
<font size=1>sumfin!</font>

hahahhahaha!!! Sumfin's my new favourite fucking word :D

Fuck yeah!

Asta!!