12-06-2004, 06:21 PM | #127 (permalink) |
Wicked Clown
Location: House Of Horrors
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the TexanAvenger is EXTREMELY evil because he is not really a avenger... he is just a common murderer who pretends he is avenging for good...
rumor also has it he converses with bats (evil creatures)
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12-06-2004, 07:18 PM | #128 (permalink) |
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Ismal is evil because he plots to built launchers underneath the continent of Austraila and launch it to the moon - build a bio dome - start a new society that worships hot dogs.
Then, when we least expect it - he will come back to earth and steal our buns!!!!!!
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12-06-2004, 07:32 PM | #129 (permalink) |
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Brooke is evil because she is helping Ishmal to build this new society and steal our buns. She needs Ishmal because she can't get her hands on a hot dog at the moment, as soon as she can though....
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12-06-2004, 07:38 PM | #130 (permalink) |
Born-Again New Guy
Location: Unfound.
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Livia Regina has known about Ishmal and Brooke's plan for a long time now and has bought out a corner on the condiment industry. Now not only will our hotdogs be ruined, but we'll have to pay insane amounts to put condiments on even our hamburgers.
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12-06-2004, 07:39 PM | #131 (permalink) |
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Livia Regina is evil because she has little dwarfs at her command to kill all who may get in her way. She is also sleeping with Caesar Augustus. Since he has been dead for several hundereds of years - that in itself is gross and rather evil.
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12-06-2004, 07:40 PM | #132 (permalink) |
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Texas Avenger is shaming Livia Regina up front - but is actually plotting to kill Augustus (agian?) and sweep her off her feet, inorder to obtain that coveted industry.
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12-06-2004, 10:46 PM | #133 (permalink) |
What the HELL?
Location: Bowling Green, OH
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Brooke is evil because she intends to foil the hot-dog industry and Ishmal's plan by revealing the contents of hotdogs. Please, I among others, enjoy hotdogs, and the revealing of their true contents would be truly evil...but the plot to do so is still evil in itself, so Brooke is evil...got it?
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12-07-2004, 09:01 PM | #136 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: British Columbia
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sonikeko is by far the evilest one here because it was he who put the gremlins in my printer, then the gremlins ate it's insides and I had to get a new one, beacuse everyone knows that without it's insides, a printer is merely a pumpkin.
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12-07-2004, 10:12 PM | #138 (permalink) |
Junkie
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Livia Regina has started an anti-pumpkin campaign that has become a full-blown regime, hellbent on obliterating all pumpkins off the face of this earth. I for one will be eating as many pumpkin pies as humanly possible over the Christmas break to counter-act Livia Regina's horrendously evil plot to eliminate this poor, defenseless fruit (or is it a vegetable?)
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12-09-2004, 02:13 PM | #145 (permalink) | |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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<small>(Shakespeare is so much better in the original Klingon.)</small> |
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12-09-2004, 04:31 PM | #146 (permalink) |
Semi-Atomic
Location: Home.
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My teacher in all things Klingon was Tophatt. I left his school after a bitter arguement of the merits of Shakespear. I said ye olde englysh did not translate well, but he wouldn't listen to the wisdom of his young, beautiful student.
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12-09-2004, 06:14 PM | #147 (permalink) |
Born-Again New Guy
Location: Unfound.
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Look at the egotism, flowing off of Jonsgirl like ice-cream down a cone in June... With ego like that, is there really a question of whether or not world-domination plans are in the making? And, in all likelyhood, those plans involve changing the language of the world to Klingon... Making speech a vast impossibility to 99, or more, percent of the population of Earth.
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12-09-2004, 06:22 PM | #148 (permalink) |
Semi-Atomic
Location: Home.
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Texan Avenger is just jealous of my talent and fears being beaten by a girl (even if he does like it )
Of course I plan on changing the world's common language to Klingon, but I'm only doing it to stop your vastly more terrifying and evil plan of converting the world's population to 1337 sp34k!ng n00bs. I do not Ph34R joo, Texan!!
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12-10-2004, 05:39 AM | #149 (permalink) | |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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All sins aside, the real evil of Jonsgirl is her writig credit on the Devil's Advocate. Too bad the Eddie Barzoon speech isn't among them. She is truly Satan's special little creature (and pretty too!)
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12-10-2004, 02:41 PM | #151 (permalink) |
Semi-Atomic
Location: Home.
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Stilzkin, before I go into just how very, very evil you are I must thank you. Thank you for waking me up after Tophat's post. I fell asleep a couple of lines into it. I'm sure it was well thought out and creative, as per his wit. Or as well thought out and as creative as it could, considering his lack of wit.
Now to commence with the evilness: Stilzkin uses hampsters as croquet balls. Rather, I should say that her army of moogles uses them as croquet balls. They not only enjoy using their smaller, weaker counsins as sporting equippment, they aslo eat them after their games. Cannibal moogles....got hampster?
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12-10-2004, 06:52 PM | #152 (permalink) |
Born-Again New Guy
Location: Unfound.
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Maybe Stilzkin does use hampsters as croquet balls. Maybe her army of moogles eats them afterward. But, really, that's nothing compared to the pain those hampsters feel as Jonsgirl smokes them... Sure, it started off just out of curiosity, but now Jonsgirl chainsmokes hampsters like guys that still wear leisure suits go through pickup lines.
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12-10-2004, 11:13 PM | #153 (permalink) |
Junkie
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Jonsgirl and TexanAvenger are both unfathomably evil for thinking that I am female
However, I think it would be cool if I was female, because then I'd be sexy and all that. Now on to business: TexanAvenger ties tiny rocks to lizard toes and drops them into water >.<!
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12-11-2004, 05:59 PM | #154 (permalink) |
Semi-Atomic
Location: Home.
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Stiltzkin is evil for pretending to be a male when anyone knows anything as adorably cuddly, and sexily cute could only be female. Or an evil she-male.
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12-13-2004, 01:33 PM | #156 (permalink) |
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TexanAvenger is evil because he cannot bear the thought that he is not adorably cuddly and sexily cute. Everyone knows that people like that go on to become evil dictators so they can kill all the beautiful people.
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12-13-2004, 03:16 PM | #157 (permalink) |
What the HELL?
Location: Bowling Green, OH
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Live Regina is evil because she bleieves that only the cuddly, beautiful people will be saved. She believes this because of her evil plot to kill all of the ugly people.
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