Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Chatter > Tilted Fun Zone


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 12-05-2004, 02:50 PM   #121 (permalink)
What the HELL?
 
sonikeko's Avatar
 
Location: Bowling Green, OH
thejoker130 is evil because he has an incarnate of evil as his avatar. I mean, c'mon, how much more evil can one get?
__________________
"Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"
sonikeko is offline  
Old 12-05-2004, 02:56 PM   #122 (permalink)
Born-Again New Guy
 
TexanAvenger's Avatar
 
Location: Unfound.
sonikeko is undoubtably evil because he purposely tries to make others look evil by lying about them. thejoker130's avatar is of death. And death isn't evil, it's just a natural occurance.
TexanAvenger is offline  
Old 12-05-2004, 09:55 PM   #123 (permalink)
What the HELL?
 
sonikeko's Avatar
 
Location: Bowling Green, OH
TexanAvenger is evil because he is obviously the grim reaper. Who else would try to justify death so?
__________________
"Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"
sonikeko is offline  
Old 12-06-2004, 09:44 AM   #124 (permalink)
back from sabbatical
 
hawkeye's Avatar
 
Location: Mosptopia
sonikeko is evil because he's from ohio.
really, what more proof do you need?
__________________
You're not fat,
You're just a giant ball
of love, covered in anger.
hawkeye is offline  
Old 12-06-2004, 11:48 AM   #125 (permalink)
Crazy
 
hawkeye is evil because he shoots poor, defenseless squirrels with arrows.
__________________
Rule 37: There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'
Livia Regina is offline  
Old 12-06-2004, 02:40 PM   #126 (permalink)
Born-Again New Guy
 
TexanAvenger's Avatar
 
Location: Unfound.
In the secret language of the ancient brotherhood of Mu, Livia Regina means I'm going to eat your soul for dessert.
TexanAvenger is offline  
Old 12-06-2004, 06:21 PM   #127 (permalink)
Wicked Clown
 
Ishmal's Avatar
 
Location: House Of Horrors
the TexanAvenger is EXTREMELY evil because he is not really a avenger... he is just a common murderer who pretends he is avenging for good...

rumor also has it he converses with bats (evil creatures)
__________________
"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."
Ishmal is offline  
Old 12-06-2004, 07:18 PM   #128 (permalink)
Crazy
 
evil

Ismal is evil because he plots to built launchers underneath the continent of Austraila and launch it to the moon - build a bio dome - start a new society that worships hot dogs.

Then, when we least expect it - he will come back to earth and steal our buns!!!!!!
__________________
And so its over
Your fantasy life is finally at an end
And the world above is still a brutal place
And the story will start again

Last edited by Brooke; 12-06-2004 at 07:21 PM.. Reason: wrong person?
Brooke is offline  
Old 12-06-2004, 07:32 PM   #129 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Brooke is evil because she is helping Ishmal to build this new society and steal our buns. She needs Ishmal because she can't get her hands on a hot dog at the moment, as soon as she can though....
__________________
Rule 37: There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'
Livia Regina is offline  
Old 12-06-2004, 07:38 PM   #130 (permalink)
Born-Again New Guy
 
TexanAvenger's Avatar
 
Location: Unfound.
Livia Regina has known about Ishmal and Brooke's plan for a long time now and has bought out a corner on the condiment industry. Now not only will our hotdogs be ruined, but we'll have to pay insane amounts to put condiments on even our hamburgers.

For shame Livia Regina, for shame...
TexanAvenger is offline  
Old 12-06-2004, 07:39 PM   #131 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Livia Regina is evil because she has little dwarfs at her command to kill all who may get in her way. She is also sleeping with Caesar Augustus. Since he has been dead for several hundereds of years - that in itself is gross and rather evil.
__________________
And so its over
Your fantasy life is finally at an end
And the world above is still a brutal place
And the story will start again
Brooke is offline  
Old 12-06-2004, 07:40 PM   #132 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Texas Avenger is shaming Livia Regina up front - but is actually plotting to kill Augustus (agian?) and sweep her off her feet, inorder to obtain that coveted industry.
__________________
And so its over
Your fantasy life is finally at an end
And the world above is still a brutal place
And the story will start again
Brooke is offline  
Old 12-06-2004, 10:46 PM   #133 (permalink)
What the HELL?
 
sonikeko's Avatar
 
Location: Bowling Green, OH
Brooke is evil because she intends to foil the hot-dog industry and Ishmal's plan by revealing the contents of hotdogs. Please, I among others, enjoy hotdogs, and the revealing of their true contents would be truly evil...but the plot to do so is still evil in itself, so Brooke is evil...got it?
__________________
"Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"
sonikeko is offline  
Old 12-07-2004, 04:44 AM   #134 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Stiltzkin's Avatar
 
sonikeko already ate all the hotdogs.
__________________
The most important thing in this world is love.
Stiltzkin is offline  
Old 12-07-2004, 06:10 AM   #135 (permalink)
What the HELL?
 
sonikeko's Avatar
 
Location: Bowling Green, OH
Stiltzkin is evil because he is blaming me for eating all the hotdogs when he knows very well that he fed them all to his avatar
__________________
"Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"
sonikeko is offline  
Old 12-07-2004, 09:01 PM   #136 (permalink)
Psycho
 
Location: British Columbia
sonikeko is by far the evilest one here because it was he who put the gremlins in my printer, then the gremlins ate it's insides and I had to get a new one, beacuse everyone knows that without it's insides, a printer is merely a pumpkin.
Eviltree is offline  
Old 12-07-2004, 09:14 PM   #137 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Eviltree is evil. Just look at the name. Besides, only truly evil people would try to print stuff using pumpkins.
__________________
Rule 37: There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'
Livia Regina is offline  
Old 12-07-2004, 10:12 PM   #138 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Stiltzkin's Avatar
 
Livia Regina has started an anti-pumpkin campaign that has become a full-blown regime, hellbent on obliterating all pumpkins off the face of this earth. I for one will be eating as many pumpkin pies as humanly possible over the Christmas break to counter-act Livia Regina's horrendously evil plot to eliminate this poor, defenseless fruit (or is it a vegetable?)
__________________
The most important thing in this world is love.
Stiltzkin is offline  
Old 12-08-2004, 04:09 PM   #139 (permalink)
Born-Again New Guy
 
TexanAvenger's Avatar
 
Location: Unfound.
Stiltzkin feigns to not know the difference between fruits and vegetables when we all know that a vegetable is any edible part of a plant whereas a fruit is an edible part of a plant the develops from its ovaries...
TexanAvenger is offline  
Old 12-08-2004, 07:40 PM   #140 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Stiltzkin's Avatar
 
TexanAvenger spends his days prodding the ovaries of plants
__________________
The most important thing in this world is love.
Stiltzkin is offline  
Old 12-08-2004, 07:55 PM   #141 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Stiltzkin is evil because he films TexanAvenger prodding plant ovaries and then he blackmails TA with them.
__________________
Rule 37: There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'
Livia Regina is offline  
Old 12-08-2004, 08:35 PM   #142 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Stiltzkin's Avatar
 
Livia Regina thinks it is funny that megajules of energy from the sun are being lost to entropy every second that we exist.
__________________
The most important thing in this world is love.
Stiltzkin is offline  
Old 12-08-2004, 11:34 PM   #143 (permalink)
Semi-Atomic
 
Location: Home.
Stiltzkin is evil because Moogles are the dark lord santa's minions!
Mwahahahohoho!
__________________
Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.
Jonsgirl is offline  
Old 12-09-2004, 01:18 PM   #144 (permalink)
Born-Again New Guy
 
TexanAvenger's Avatar
 
Location: Unfound.
Jonsgirl has translated the major written documents of every earthly religion (and then some...) into Klingon.
TexanAvenger is offline  
Old 12-09-2004, 02:13 PM   #145 (permalink)
Minion of the scaléd ones
 
Tophat665's Avatar
 
Location: Northeast Jesusland
Quote:
Originally Posted by TexanAvenger
Jonsgirl has translated the major written documents of every earthly religion (and then some...) into Klingon.
TexasAvenger knows this because he would call her at 3:00 in the morning to correct her on obscure points of Klingon grammar and usage.

<small>(Shakespeare is so much better in the original Klingon.)</small>
Tophat665 is offline  
Old 12-09-2004, 04:31 PM   #146 (permalink)
Semi-Atomic
 
Location: Home.
My teacher in all things Klingon was Tophatt. I left his school after a bitter arguement of the merits of Shakespear. I said ye olde englysh did not translate well, but he wouldn't listen to the wisdom of his young, beautiful student.
__________________
Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.
Jonsgirl is offline  
Old 12-09-2004, 06:14 PM   #147 (permalink)
Born-Again New Guy
 
TexanAvenger's Avatar
 
Location: Unfound.
Look at the egotism, flowing off of Jonsgirl like ice-cream down a cone in June... With ego like that, is there really a question of whether or not world-domination plans are in the making? And, in all likelyhood, those plans involve changing the language of the world to Klingon... Making speech a vast impossibility to 99, or more, percent of the population of Earth.
TexanAvenger is offline  
Old 12-09-2004, 06:22 PM   #148 (permalink)
Semi-Atomic
 
Location: Home.
Texan Avenger is just jealous of my talent and fears being beaten by a girl (even if he does like it )
Of course I plan on changing the world's common language to Klingon, but I'm only doing it to stop your vastly more terrifying and evil plan of converting the world's population to 1337 sp34k!ng n00bs.
I do not Ph34R joo, Texan!!
__________________
Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.
Jonsgirl is offline  
Old 12-10-2004, 05:39 AM   #149 (permalink)
Minion of the scaléd ones
 
Tophat665's Avatar
 
Location: Northeast Jesusland
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jonsgirl
My teacher in all things Klingon was Tophatt. I left his school after a bitter arguement of the merits of Shakespear. I said ye olde englysh did not translate well, but he wouldn't listen to the wisdom of his young, beautiful student.
"Vanity is definitely my favorite sin. So basic. Self-love, the all-natural opiate," quoth Al Pacino as the devil. All this talk of Klingon, though is just a front. Jonsgirl is merely distracting attention from her supposed pulchritude. She had to sabotage herself here. Pride is the first of the deadly sins, my dear. Pisses you off a bit I picked up on that, doesn't it? Anger is the fifth. Don't you wish you could write such a devestating indicment of my evil as I can of yours? Envy is the second. Still, you can console yourself that you make more money than I do. (Greed. #6) Or you could just tell me to go fuck myself (Lust. #4) or eat a box of chocolates (Gluttony. #3). Of course it might be better to just take a nap and let someone else slay this particular dragon. (Sloth #7)

All sins aside, the real evil of Jonsgirl is her writig credit on the Devil's Advocate. Too bad the Eddie Barzoon speech isn't among them. She is truly Satan's special little creature (and pretty too!)
__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Last edited by Tophat665; 12-10-2004 at 05:46 AM..
Tophat665 is offline  
Old 12-10-2004, 02:16 PM   #150 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Stiltzkin's Avatar
 
Tophat665 eats ginea pigs for breakfast.
__________________
The most important thing in this world is love.
Stiltzkin is offline  
Old 12-10-2004, 02:41 PM   #151 (permalink)
Semi-Atomic
 
Location: Home.
Stilzkin, before I go into just how very, very evil you are I must thank you. Thank you for waking me up after Tophat's post. I fell asleep a couple of lines into it. I'm sure it was well thought out and creative, as per his wit. Or as well thought out and as creative as it could, considering his lack of wit.

Now to commence with the evilness: Stilzkin uses hampsters as croquet balls. Rather, I should say that her army of moogles uses them as croquet balls. They not only enjoy using their smaller, weaker counsins as sporting equippment, they aslo eat them after their games.
Cannibal moogles....got hampster?
__________________
Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.
Jonsgirl is offline  
Old 12-10-2004, 06:52 PM   #152 (permalink)
Born-Again New Guy
 
TexanAvenger's Avatar
 
Location: Unfound.
Maybe Stilzkin does use hampsters as croquet balls. Maybe her army of moogles eats them afterward. But, really, that's nothing compared to the pain those hampsters feel as Jonsgirl smokes them... Sure, it started off just out of curiosity, but now Jonsgirl chainsmokes hampsters like guys that still wear leisure suits go through pickup lines.
TexanAvenger is offline  
Old 12-10-2004, 11:13 PM   #153 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Stiltzkin's Avatar
 
Jonsgirl and TexanAvenger are both unfathomably evil for thinking that I am female
However, I think it would be cool if I was female, because then I'd be sexy and all that.

Now on to business:
TexanAvenger ties tiny rocks to lizard toes and drops them into water >.&lt;!
__________________
The most important thing in this world is love.
Stiltzkin is offline  
Old 12-11-2004, 05:59 PM   #154 (permalink)
Semi-Atomic
 
Location: Home.
Stiltzkin is evil for pretending to be a male when anyone knows anything as adorably cuddly, and sexily cute could only be female. Or an evil she-male.
__________________
Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.
Jonsgirl is offline  
Old 12-13-2004, 01:28 PM   #155 (permalink)
Born-Again New Guy
 
TexanAvenger's Avatar
 
Location: Unfound.
Jonsgirl is promoting stereotypes that only females can be adorably cuddly and sexily cute, and there's not much that's more evil than promoting gender stereotypes.
TexanAvenger is offline  
Old 12-13-2004, 01:33 PM   #156 (permalink)
Crazy
 
TexanAvenger is evil because he cannot bear the thought that he is not adorably cuddly and sexily cute. Everyone knows that people like that go on to become evil dictators so they can kill all the beautiful people.
__________________
Rule 37: There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'
Livia Regina is offline  
Old 12-13-2004, 03:16 PM   #157 (permalink)
What the HELL?
 
sonikeko's Avatar
 
Location: Bowling Green, OH
Live Regina is evil because she bleieves that only the cuddly, beautiful people will be saved. She believes this because of her evil plot to kill all of the ugly people.
__________________
"Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"
sonikeko is offline  
Old 12-14-2004, 09:41 AM   #158 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Stiltzkin's Avatar
 
sonikeko washes dishes with dirty water.
__________________
The most important thing in this world is love.
Stiltzkin is offline  
Old 12-15-2004, 03:22 AM   #159 (permalink)
What the HELL?
 
sonikeko's Avatar
 
Location: Bowling Green, OH
Stiltzkin doesn't chew his food 32 times before swallowing
__________________
"Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"
sonikeko is offline  
Old 12-15-2004, 02:40 PM   #160 (permalink)
Born-Again New Guy
 
TexanAvenger's Avatar
 
Location: Unfound.
sonikeko chews every bite 32 times before swallowing... and ridicules the collected works of Virginia Woolf.
TexanAvenger is offline  
 

Tags
evil, game


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 04:33 AM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360