Stilzkin, before I go into just how very, very evil you are I must thank you. Thank you for waking me up after Tophat's post. I fell asleep a couple of lines into it. I'm sure it was well thought out and creative, as per his wit. Or as well thought out and as creative as it could, considering his lack of wit.
Now to commence with the evilness: Stilzkin uses hampsters as croquet balls. Rather, I should say that her army of moogles uses them as croquet balls. They not only enjoy using their smaller, weaker counsins as sporting equippment, they aslo eat them after their games.
Cannibal moogles....got hampster?
__________________
Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.
|