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Originally Posted by Jonsgirl
My teacher in all things Klingon was Tophatt. I left his school after a bitter arguement of the merits of Shakespear. I said ye olde englysh did not translate well, but he wouldn't listen to the wisdom of his young, beautiful student.
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"Vanity is definitely my favorite sin. So basic. Self-love, the all-natural opiate," quoth Al Pacino as the devil. All this talk of Klingon, though is just a front. Jonsgirl is merely distracting attention from her supposed pulchritude. She had to sabotage herself here. Pride is the first of the deadly sins, my dear. Pisses you off a bit I picked up on that, doesn't it? Anger is the fifth. Don't you wish you could write such a devestating indicment of my evil as I can of yours? Envy is the second. Still, you can console yourself that you make more money than I do. (Greed. #6) Or you could just tell me to go fuck myself (Lust. #4) or eat a box of chocolates (Gluttony. #3). Of course it might be better to just take a nap and let someone else slay this particular dragon. (Sloth #7)
All sins aside, the real evil of Jonsgirl is her writig credit on the Devil's Advocate. Too bad the Eddie Barzoon speech isn't among them. She is truly Satan's special little creature (and pretty too!)