The Evil Game
 

The rules are simple:
Explain why the poster above you is evil.
This will be like the "deepest darkest secrets" game, except with an evil twist to it :D

Of course, I will be the first target. Do your worst!

Easy! You are evil for starting this thread.

Bingle

Bingle is evil because he called Stiltzkin evil for starting this thread.

Rdr4evr is evil because he's from california. Only Fruits flakes and nuts come from the cereal bowl!

sean is evil becuase his idea of a good time is lighting a man on fire

shaggs_manoa is evil because he beat a religous pacifist to death with a bible. :)

All ducks are evil.
The beady eyes, the incessant quacking, the razor sharp claws, the venomous spurs on the backs of their scrawny orange legs all are ingredients in a recipe of diabolism.
You have been warned.

All carnivores are pure evil. GH is even more evil than usual because he's a cannibal.

Pinkie is evil for sharing a name with Pinky Tuscadero from Happy Days, played by Roz Kelly who is infamous for her temper. She hit her boyfriend with a big stick and ended up in jail. She also shot up her neighbor’s apartment when a car alarm woke her up.

Grancey is evil for sharing a birthday with one of the most evil minds of our time...ME! Bwuahaha!!!

stonegrody is evil for setting off a catastrophic break in the homeostatic pressure inside the sun, then taking pictures of the resultant breakdown and using them as his avatar!! Millions died for that avatar!

LeviticusMky is evil cuz well he's not only a student & rookie from Minnesota, he's also drunk & wearing his mom's favorite nighty right now while dancing on the table in the student lounge & singing madonna's "like a virgin" song, off key i might add. He continues to lift his mom's nighty up, too, showing all the other students in the lounge that he is also wearing his mom's red lace thong! The students are all losing their cookies, cuz well, LeviticusMky has inflamed butt pimples.
His mom is super pissed that she can't find her favorite nighty that she wanted to wear when the postman rang twice today & LeviticusMky thinks that is super funny. soooooooo EVIL.

bernadette is evil because she likes to feed innocent squirrels tiny bombs and watch them blow up.

Stick...

Well, Stick is from Arizona.

evil for having a dancing lobster for an avatar

At first glance, their alias looks satanic.

todd is evil because this thread is about calling the previous poster evil, and in his post I can't tell who he is talking about, and that avatar is just wacked, totally evil.

Locke is completely and utterly evil. I mean come on, he's a rookie. Rookies are up to no good! Who does he think he's fooling!?

Munku is evil cause he discriminates against rookies! One of these days you'll find a crowd of angry TFPers with pitchforks at your doorstep, Munku! And cookies won't do you any good then!

Oh, well, if you insist... *munch*

Now you think you can go against authority?! That's a sign of the devil! BEGONE!

Florida is the reason Bush won, Munku is from Florida, therefore that makes him automatically evil.

Rdr4evr is evil because he lives in california and that's where i want to be instead of here.

Verily do I decry to thee the wickedness that is arriana_l. So spake Munku, yeah, as one is a rookie, new unto or community, so too is one full of iniquity, and that should suffice to make one naughty in mine eyes, but there is more. Yeah, so much more, for lo! has arriana_l said again unto Rdr4evr (whose demonic tendencies are plain to all) that the cause of his evil is the very state in which he resides, even as Irishsean (also a bad apple) did put forth ON THIS VERY PAGE.

Oh, and arriana_l took all the toilet paper and didn't put up a new roll.

Well, duh.

Old English speak in modern day? Definately evil...

Probably a demon who hasn't fully updated from the 16th century.

LeviticusMky est démoniaque car il/elle ne parle pas le langage du peuple le plus avancé sur la terre...devinez lequel c'est.

Bloodyhawks is evil because I have no idea what that rookie is saying :confused: :lol: :rolleyes:

- Undercover_Man

Undercover_Man is evil because he uses the term "rookie" to describe bloodyhawks, yet he fails to see that he too is a rookie.

Rdr4evr is evil because:

1. The Raiders suck :thumbsup: ;)
2. He quotes GWB in his sig, if that's not evil, then what is?

crackprogram is evil because he is the one who is chasing the man in his avatar.

molloby is evil because he paid crackprogram to chase the man in his avatar.

CityOfAngels is evil because he put dogs in people clothes for his avatar. ;)

Analog, knock off all that evil, you bad, bad person!

What evil, say you? Why only the foulest of villains would deny their manifest naughty tendancies, but, for the sake of education, I will cite one instance: In 1983, analog taught a dwarf hampster named Googleplex to swear fluently in Dutch. If teaching Dutch to hampsters isn't evil, I don't know what is!

TopHat665 is evil because he sent me the link to this forum in the 1st place, giving me yet one more thing to be addicted to on the net - bastage!

DJLaurieB is evil because she lives a turbulent life, like an airplane through a storm. What's more evil than that?

Stilzkin is evil because he has even admitted himself that he can not parallel park and blames his innocent car for it. He probably also blames the controller for losing games. :hmm: On top of it all he is a moogle. Evil

for not having a nickname that can roll of the tongue.

OshnSoul is evil for sharing a birthday with Mary Hartman.

Grancey is evil because Grancey is the peace of wild things, like the darkness of light or the sour of sweet. That is truly evil.

Stiltzkin is evil for the pure and simple fact that he is a child of 1984 and therfore the spawn of big brother, coming forth to video tape your every intercourse and ensure it's standardized with the rest of what the world calls "normal"

It has been said that there is no such thing as evil, but that all is myriad reflections of the Nameless, that which is.

This is, of course, bullshit.

Meditate with me, upon the evil that is shaggs_manoa. Ponder, that he a rookie. It has been said that is evil in and of itself. Not true, but it certainly helps.

Consider that his name contains an underscore, marring the perfect line from letter to letter and sowing confusion as to pronunciation. Is it a part of a letter that is too terrible to behold? Is it an "l" than he has killed an lain between the letters of his name. We cannot know, but either is an act of abject disregard for the value of typography.

Reflect that he has in his signature the quote "Trample the weak, hurdle the dead". Know that only the most degenerate and soulless become hurdlers.

But mostly, dwell upon the inescapable fact that shaggs_manoa eats his pizza crust first, a truly diabolical proclivity.