The Evil Game
 

The rules are simple:
Explain why the poster above you is evil.
This will be like the "deepest darkest secrets" game, except with an evil twist to it :D

Of course, I will be the first target. Do your worst!

Easy! You are evil for starting this thread.

Bingle

Bingle is evil because he called Stiltzkin evil for starting this thread.

Rdr4evr is evil because he's from california. Only Fruits flakes and nuts come from the cereal bowl!

sean is evil becuase his idea of a good time is lighting a man on fire

shaggs_manoa is evil because he beat a religous pacifist to death with a bible. :)

All ducks are evil.
The beady eyes, the incessant quacking, the razor sharp claws, the venomous spurs on the backs of their scrawny orange legs all are ingredients in a recipe of diabolism.
You have been warned.

All carnivores are pure evil. GH is even more evil than usual because he's a cannibal.

Pinkie is evil for sharing a name with Pinky Tuscadero from Happy Days, played by Roz Kelly who is infamous for her temper. She hit her boyfriend with a big stick and ended up in jail. She also shot up her neighbor’s apartment when a car alarm woke her up.

Grancey is evil for sharing a birthday with one of the most evil minds of our time...ME! Bwuahaha!!!

stonegrody is evil for setting off a catastrophic break in the homeostatic pressure inside the sun, then taking pictures of the resultant breakdown and using them as his avatar!! Millions died for that avatar!

LeviticusMky is evil cuz well he's not only a student & rookie from Minnesota, he's also drunk & wearing his mom's favorite nighty right now while dancing on the table in the student lounge & singing madonna's "like a virgin" song, off key i might add. He continues to lift his mom's nighty up, too, showing all the other students in the lounge that he is also wearing his mom's red lace thong! The students are all losing their cookies, cuz well, LeviticusMky has inflamed butt pimples.
His mom is super pissed that she can't find her favorite nighty that she wanted to wear when the postman rang twice today & LeviticusMky thinks that is super funny. soooooooo EVIL.

bernadette is evil because she likes to feed innocent squirrels tiny bombs and watch them blow up.

Stick...

Well, Stick is from Arizona.

evil for having a dancing lobster for an avatar

At first glance, their alias looks satanic.

todd is evil because this thread is about calling the previous poster evil, and in his post I can't tell who he is talking about, and that avatar is just wacked, totally evil.

Locke is completely and utterly evil. I mean come on, he's a rookie. Rookies are up to no good! Who does he think he's fooling!?

Munku is evil cause he discriminates against rookies! One of these days you'll find a crowd of angry TFPers with pitchforks at your doorstep, Munku! And cookies won't do you any good then!

Oh, well, if you insist... *munch*

Now you think you can go against authority?! That's a sign of the devil! BEGONE!

Florida is the reason Bush won, Munku is from Florida, therefore that makes him automatically evil.

Rdr4evr is evil because he lives in california and that's where i want to be instead of here.

Verily do I decry to thee the wickedness that is arriana_l. So spake Munku, yeah, as one is a rookie, new unto or community, so too is one full of iniquity, and that should suffice to make one naughty in mine eyes, but there is more. Yeah, so much more, for lo! has arriana_l said again unto Rdr4evr (whose demonic tendencies are plain to all) that the cause of his evil is the very state in which he resides, even as Irishsean (also a bad apple) did put forth ON THIS VERY PAGE.

Oh, and arriana_l took all the toilet paper and didn't put up a new roll.

Well, duh.

Old English speak in modern day? Definately evil...

Probably a demon who hasn't fully updated from the 16th century.

LeviticusMky est démoniaque car il/elle ne parle pas le langage du peuple le plus avancé sur la terre...devinez lequel c'est.

Bloodyhawks is evil because I have no idea what that rookie is saying :confused: :lol: :rolleyes:

- Undercover_Man

Undercover_Man is evil because he uses the term "rookie" to describe bloodyhawks, yet he fails to see that he too is a rookie.

Rdr4evr is evil because:

1. The Raiders suck :thumbsup: ;)
2. He quotes GWB in his sig, if that's not evil, then what is?

crackprogram is evil because he is the one who is chasing the man in his avatar.

molloby is evil because he paid crackprogram to chase the man in his avatar.

CityOfAngels is evil because he put dogs in people clothes for his avatar. ;)

Analog, knock off all that evil, you bad, bad person!

What evil, say you? Why only the foulest of villains would deny their manifest naughty tendancies, but, for the sake of education, I will cite one instance: In 1983, analog taught a dwarf hampster named Googleplex to swear fluently in Dutch. If teaching Dutch to hampsters isn't evil, I don't know what is!

TopHat665 is evil because he sent me the link to this forum in the 1st place, giving me yet one more thing to be addicted to on the net - bastage!

DJLaurieB is evil because she lives a turbulent life, like an airplane through a storm. What's more evil than that?

Stilzkin is evil because he has even admitted himself that he can not parallel park and blames his innocent car for it. He probably also blames the controller for losing games. :hmm: On top of it all he is a moogle. Evil

for not having a nickname that can roll of the tongue.

OshnSoul is evil for sharing a birthday with Mary Hartman.

Grancey is evil because Grancey is the peace of wild things, like the darkness of light or the sour of sweet. That is truly evil.

Stiltzkin is evil for the pure and simple fact that he is a child of 1984 and therfore the spawn of big brother, coming forth to video tape your every intercourse and ensure it's standardized with the rest of what the world calls "normal"

It has been said that there is no such thing as evil, but that all is myriad reflections of the Nameless, that which is.

This is, of course, bullshit.

Meditate with me, upon the evil that is shaggs_manoa. Ponder, that he a rookie. It has been said that is evil in and of itself. Not true, but it certainly helps.

Consider that his name contains an underscore, marring the perfect line from letter to letter and sowing confusion as to pronunciation. Is it a part of a letter that is too terrible to behold? Is it an "l" than he has killed an lain between the letters of his name. We cannot know, but either is an act of abject disregard for the value of typography.

Reflect that he has in his signature the quote "Trample the weak, hurdle the dead". Know that only the most degenerate and soulless become hurdlers.

But mostly, dwell upon the inescapable fact that shaggs_manoa eats his pizza crust first, a truly diabolical proclivity.

Tophat is evil because it takes me 2 hours to read his posts........although I do get a good laugh from them, doesn't mean he is not evil. He is in fact the very definition of evil. Don't believe me? Go look up "evil" in the dictionary and you will see.

Evil for being a raider fan........let alone a football fan. ;)

Oh wicked, wicked, bad , nasty, naughty, evil :::OshnSoul:::, you are so evil, so very, very bad, that you replied to that viscious slander Rdr4evr slung my way before I could properly chastize him (and thank him). Also, with your 6 colons, you are depriving 5 other people of the ability to poop, you wretched, wretched person. :lol:

Edit: Having forgotten that :::OshnSoul::: is a gesalt organism comprised of two people, I overestimated the number of colons that were being prevented from serving their appointed function. It is 4, not 5. However, one should not apologize to evil, particularly the one-two combination of deviltry and carnage that :::OshnSoul::: are. ;)

Tophat is evil because he employs FUZZY MATH... can't count poo-chutes, hmmm....

Woe to you, oh earth and sky, for LeviticusMky sends feeble accusations for he knows the time is short.
Let him who hath understanding reckon the evil that is LeviticusMky, for he tells children that the sky is blue because of something they did.

Oh, and he makes mirth and mayhem in a state wherein the weather tries to kill you with due dilligence 4 months a year.

evil for having such evil "evil" posts..........

Now, the only other person I can think of who would use that particular word three times in one sentance is George W. Bush. He's evil. And if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, well, don't bet that it's a toaster.

Oh, and :::OshnSoul::: puts mice in white condoms and makes them go trick or treating as miniature ghosts. Needless cruelty to disease bearing rodents, while entertaining, is evil.

Tophat is evil because he makes it very difficult for me to consider him evil. He is a Bush hater as I am, and his posts are very amusing. Still though, he is evil for the very fact that he tries to make himself seem non-evil..........even though he is very EVIL!

Jinkies, folks! He's on to me! Damn meddling kids like Rdr4evr are always evil. He is more evil than most, though. How evil is he? He is so evil that he bought a coffee table book of pictures of Mother Theresa just so he could draw horns, fangs, and moustaches on her with black sharpie. Now that's just not nice.

tophat is evil for making up reasons why people are evil. Oh, shoot, I'm sounding like Bush again- I'm evil!

OshnSoul is evil because that last post was not the first time she has sounded like Bush; note the use of the word "again" in that last post. This is clearly a common occurance, and we all know that sounding like Bush is the most evil thing in existence! (aside from actually <i>being</i> Bush...)

Evidently, my righteous fervor and keen perceptions have been misrepresented as evil. So be it. If the black of heart quail at my name, I am content.

I mislike that small cute thing with the mind control beanie posing and mugging beneath Stiltzin's title. It has been written (just now, by me) that mind control beanies with red knobbed, flexible antennae are the cruelest and most inhuman of all mind control devices. Obviously, for using one of these to control his avatar, Stiltkin is quite feindish.

Further evidence of Stiltzkins evil: Spiking the ashtrays outside the corporate offices of the United Way with black powder. You know, it looks very much like the black volcanic sand they normally fill them with. My eyebrows are growing back nicely, thank you.

Tophat is evil because his avatar has a blue upside down cross-loop thingie. That is clearly Satan, and everyone knows that Satan is evil! ...

Stiltzkin is evil for trying to take over the world. I mean, everyone knows that moogles are born trouble makers and quickly develop into gobal conspiritors. See that "cute" ball on it's head? That's actually an antenna from which issues its vile subliminal messages such as: "Hey America, get it supersized. It won't hurt." and "Aren't we cute and harmless?"

Watch out everyone! They're among us, and it might already be too late!!

Tsk tsk tsk. There goes Jonsgirl, trying to deflect attention from her own iniquity. She is, in fact, the one she warned you of, for those who have eyes to see. She is the one that sends Chinese menus to pet stores. She framed Tanya Harding. She is nasty and insidious. She is brutal and inhuman. She is cruel and demented. She is clever, cunning, and ruthless. She is also an interesting shade of purple. Go on with your bad self, Jonsgirl!

Tophat is singlehandly responsible for the walrus-skin trouser sweat shops that are threating the way of life for Eskimos all across the artic lands!
I'm pretty sure he's got his hand in the whole baby seal trade, too. :P

Truly all unknowing jonsgirl has provided us with yet another example of her abiding naughtiness: racism.

Yes, racism.

Honestly, do you think those Inuit (Eskimo means "Raw Fish Eater" in one or another of the Athabascan languages - no shit.) would not have the competance to understand that they were being exploited if the were, in fact, being exploited?

(They aren't. What could be more welcome in the shrieking storms of the Arctic Winter night than a job at wich you could work hard enough to buld up a sweat? You say sweatshop like it was a bad thing. In such boreal climes, it's practically a health spa.)

You have denigrated my employees, my friends, and the entire way of life of the Walrus Hide Trouser makers. Indeed, to have ones tender parts encased in thick, warm, sweaty, fragrant Walrus Skin is to be the companion of the Arctic Wind and the friend of chill waters.

Denigrate the manufacturers of such needful products at your peril, mi'lady, my evil lady.

(That was fun! :D)

Tophat is evil for being able to be so devilishly clever about something so silly! Isn't that how the Serpent seduced Eve? :hmm:
And should I also point out that Tophat665 is nearly called Tophat666 ?!?! :)

Studies have shown that the average moogle weighs slightly less than a duck. By any standard, Stiltzkin is an above average moogle, who, it turns out, weighs exactly as much as a duck and is therefore.....

A Witch! Burn Him!!!

Now, normally, I don't place much credence in the mad scribblings of Levantine mushroom freaks in the early days of history, but they surely had much to say about evil:
(Incidentally, 665 is the number of the neighbor of the beast.)

Is there any point to proving how evil Tophat is anymore? He has proved to all of us here that he is nothing but pure evil. Look at the top of his avatar, he clearly states that he is the lesser evil, which still means he is very much evil. Trust me, that has nothing to do with the election, it has to do with the way he feels about his evil-self. It makes him feel better to be considered a lesser evil rather than the full blown evil he truly is! Tophat, you sir, are very evil.

I'm sure someone has touched on this already but, you're not one for talking about evil avatars Raider Boy. You are the highest form of evil!

Oh Draconian Devil! Wait... draconian devil? Ha, I read that in The Da Vinci Code somewhere. Anyways, OQwerty, the name of the keyboard. What jest is this, naming oneself a keyboard? It is as if though OQwerty has proclaimed him(her?)self the king(queen?) of text based dreams of fiery sorts! I don't know what the hell I'm talking about, but trust me, OQwerty is as evil as they come!

Stiltzkin is evil because he has obviously been taking lessons from tophat on how to proclaim others as evil!

I knew he was trouble the moment he walked in my door. The way he looked at my cat made my scalp itch. I said to him, "Stranger, you look like a weeks worth of bad news. What can I do for you?"
He said, "Do you know where I can get 20 lbs of live gerbils, and two tubes of epoxy?"
I said I didn't, and that I made it my policy to stay out of my client's sexual affairs. "Really, Mac, what dragged ou through this door?" Of All the doors in the world, he had to pick mine, "World Conquest?"
Rdr4evr steepled his fingers beneath his unshaven chin. "Precisely."
I said to him, "You know that there are laws in this state, strict laws, laws that'll land you in the pokey for a hard 20, against world hegemony, right? And this doesn't bother you?"
"Not particularly, he said. You see, if my plan works as my exhaustive research has indicated, each and every man, woman, and child on the planet will be transformed into an exacty duplicate of Charro, as she was in 1968, and they will all worship the ground upon which I tread."
Charro? Obviouly this guy was some kind of sicko. "So, what is your plan, anyway?"
"Step 1, collect underwear. Step 2, well, I'm still working on step 2. Step 3, enjoy the adulation of the Latina masses."
That was last Thursday. I gave the evil bastard my second best pair of tartan boxers when he pulled the heater on me. I hope he gets skid marks on his brain.
Charro! What can I say? This guy is devilish. Evil as a ham sandwich with extra mayo, tucked under the back seat of your car in mid August while you vacation in the Bahamas.

<small>Cootchie Cootchie.</small>

tophat is evil because he's been refreshing this page frantically, waiting for someone else to post. evil because he has posted over 10 times in this thread, and obviously puts a lot of time into the post construction. evil because his yinyang is square, not circular. evil because he invented telemarketing. evil because he burns styrofoam and farts near small children. evil because the franco-prussian war was his idea...and so was the macarena, income tax, and richard simmons. evil because soon he will slander yet another with his LIES, i tell you. he cannot be trusted.

"Mr. Pot? Yes sir, there's a Mr.Kettle for you on line 1. Something about color."

As my attorney, everything that trickyy said should be taken with a grain of salt (unless cyanide is available.) Trickyy is indeed trickyy, and far too humble. He was a major collaborater on the Franco-Prussian thing and the income tax, and, let's face it, the macarena was really one of his. As for Richard Simmons, I have apologized for him at length before. Slander, my friend, is evil.

Now, I will admit, it is most convenient to have a truly warped and blackhearted attorney on staff. Why, without trickyy, I could never get the minutes from the meetings of the Trilateral Commission, the Elders of Zion, or the Bavarian Illuminati.

Finally, evil knows evil. Allow me to greatly simplify the next poster's task by stipulating that I am, in fact, quite evil. I am, in fact, something of a Subject Matter Expert in the field. Muuuuhuhuhuhahahahaha!

Well I'm starting to like him..!

Sure his posts are long and heavily laced with evil thoughts and suggestions. And I've also heard the rumours about telemarketing, styrofoam and the franco-prussian war but are these not neccessary evils..? TopHat665 has also been known to launch frogs from tall buildings by poking a straw in their bum and exhaling rapidly!

But then evil is, as evil does...

TopHat665 makes the devil blush!

You're starting to like him?? Tophat??

Well, there you go, I don't think I need to post anything else about how evil Stug is. He admitted it right there!!

Yesterday, I was walking along, minding my own business, (staring at people's heads and trying to make their brains explode), when I happend to spot Jonsgirl laying out undoubtedly poisoned peanuts for the pigeons, and she was sing a little ditty. It went a little something like this:<blockquote><i> Bobby's with his scout troop, Muffy's playing tennis,
No-one gets to play with Jonsgirl - Jonsgirl is a menace!
Susie's at the shopping mall hanging with her schoolies,
No-one gets to hang with Jonsgirl, she's just too unruly!
It's not easy being evil, but evil's what I be, heh heh heh heh.

I'd like to be your buddy, be invited to your house,
But all your parents think I'm just a stinky little louse.

People think I'm the life of the party `cause I tell a joke or three, MWAAHAAHAAHAA!
It's not easy being evil, and evil's what I be, yeah.

Choke on it.</i></blockquote>The prosecution rests.

Tophat665 has declared himself evil as a diversion to draw attention away from the truly insidious plot behind the endless accusations of others' evility. A plot so thoroughly unclean and devoid of anything even remotely approaching the loosest definitions of "socially redeeming value" that it must not be allowed to continue. It is intuitively obvious to the most casual of observers that this twisted soul is just waiting for the planets to align and then he will strike. He must be stopped.
Trust me. He's evil.

Why should we trust you. You're vermin. In the Dark Ages, you're great-great-great-great-great-(etc.) grandmothers and grandfathers killed half of western Europe. Therefore, in conclusion, yada-yada-yada, "Rats are evil, so are you, if I kicked you in the balls, it would really hurt."

Qwerty is evil i mean comeon look at the nick seemingly easy letters to spell out across the kb then again.. its a quiet facade there in lurks the true evil.. the master plan to rid of us all. beware also ytrewq backwards it means nothing leaving us in a endless circle of confusion.. evil.... evvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllll

Drider_it spins yarns of bumpy sentences where, especially when a body expects a comma or some sort of pause, and yet there is none. The velocity at which the eyes and brain must synchronize in order to read Drider_it's posts approaches 300000000 meters per second, without crashing that is. Beware those who read Drider_it's post, for the post itself is an evil complot to steer the reader into speed-of-light neural-synaptic madness, sending the mind and soul plummeting at light speeds into the abysses of ... the greatest darkness! BUAHAHAHAHA!!! :hmm:

Stiltzkin pokes badgers with spoons. He has replaced our regular coffee with Folger's Crystals. He actually removed the "Bop" from the "Bop-de-bop-de-bop", and replaced the "Ram" in the "Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong" with an expletive. He was once heard to say, "Yeah, but what about all the good things Hitler did?" He voted for Nixon. The only reason he didn't supply Karl Rove with mind control beanies for every one of us is because Deibold under-bid him. He sneaks into houses at night and re-frags hard drives.

Oh, he's a villian all right.

Tophat665 is the very essence of evil. I was reading the paper yesterday and was horrified to find that a certain person, sporting nothing more than a hat and belly-chain, had been walking old ladies across the street only to throw them into mud-puddles on the other side. If that weren't bad enough, he would then fill their Depends with coffee grounds to make them more shamefull than before.

Bad evil Tophat665, bad.

In a departure from my standard involved rant and invective, this one's simple. <b>sonikeko </b> is obviously evil. It has been commented upon that I read this thread avidly, and who among us does not frequently have a frosty beverage at hand while perusing TFP? Sonikeko's evil is manifest in that I just got a nasal irrigation with cold beer. Funny, funny, nasty varlet. I am on to you now.
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Tophat665 is not only the lesser of two evils, still making him an evil, but he also so evil that his avatar, a variation on a yin yang, cannot contain the original white. It must contain grey for its white has been so soiled by the black. I'd also like to bring into focus the numbering of his name: 665. This makes him the neighbor of the beast, a slightly less horrendous, but still malignant, force in the world. The comparison that he draws between his neighbor and himself may very well explain why he is "The Lesser Evil."

TexanAvenger is from the same state as Satan............or at least one of his higher minions.He also eats baby bunnies, without ketchup.

tecoyah is evil because he "borrowed" my illusionary cloak without even asking. I can understand that his illusionary cloak was dirty and he had a special meeting to go to, but he could have at least waited until I was out of the shower to ask, instead of just going into my closet and taking it, leaving before my shower had ended. I had to wear my white magic cloak instead, which is obviously the WRONG cloak to wear when journeying through the Dark Woods.

Oh, by the way tecoyah... do you know who finished off my Mountain Dew?

Anleja stalks icecream trucks and waits for the right momen to assault children for their icecream. Anleja also steals balls out of computer mice and auctions them off on Ebay. Furthermore, Anleja steals sparrow eggs out of their nests and swaps them with crow's eggs. Anleja has also been known to intentionally give wrong directions when asked by a tourist how to find a place.

Bad, just evil.

Ahh, Stiltzkin, my old nemesis. You keep popping up like a bad penny. This time, however, the advantage is mine. Information has recently been made available to me that Stiltzkin is the one responsible for New Coke, Pepsi Clear, and Mountain Dew Code Red. Flouride nothing! He is corrupting the purity of our precious bodilty fluids with out even the peace of mind of resistance to tooth decay.

Once, the USSR, the Evil Empire, sought to corrupt our bodily fluids. Has Stiltzkin picked up where they left off? That is just what my sources indicate! An Empire of one, he is, and Evil concentrated to a blackness so impeccable that black holes look at it and say, "Gee, that's pretty damn black," (or would, if the sound of their speech could escape their terrific gravity.)

Tophat665 is truly evil. Just one number short of Satan Himself. Additionally, he uses vile foul language on this forum, and he had bastardized the Daoist holy Yin and Yang in his avatar by turning them into the wings of Lucifer.

Victor Jara thinks that pronouncing "diisopropylphosphorofluoridate" is really fun and easy and forces little kids to say it three times fast every day. Victor Jara also thinks it's really cool that diisopropylphosphorofluoridate inhibits acetylcholinesterase. Not only this, but every time that a proton gradient is built up through the electron transport system in the mitochondria, and thereby free radical molecules are formed from oxygen molecules, Victor Jara always cheers the free radical on as it fights with the peroxizome. The peroxizome usually wins though.

Victor Jara also feeds chocolate to dogs.

I'm also pretty evil for spending so much time studying for biology. ^^

Stiltzkin is evil not just for spending so much time studying biology, but for organizing a study group to do so!

Eeeew! Study group!

Anxt is evil for copying off my bio tests cause he didn't go to the study group.
I fooled him though, I failed on purpose! Hahaha!
Teach you to be so evil, you cheater! :P

Jonsgirl is evil because she doesn't spell John the way it should be..with the silent "H". She is also evil because she is also evil because she buys a newspaper everyday just so whe can walk around with it rolled-up to smack stray dogs in their behinds. Once her exhausting day of beating strays is complete, she reeturns home to sit and channel-surf all night, just knowing that somewhere, someone is going crazy thinking about someone channel-surfing. How truly evil thou art.

sonikeko is evil because according to sonikeko "she is also evil because she is also evil" (see above quote for proof, just in case the grammatical errors get fixed later)

Oh yeah, and sonikeko is pushing for a movement to take the "k" out of "ketchup", so that all ketchup will now be called "etchup", of which sonikeko has been quoted as saying: "I think it would be really funny if everyone started calling it 'etchup', like if everyone is running around with an etch-n-sketch. Get it?" No, we don't get it. Please explain, you evil, evil, foul being!

Ahhh Stiltzkin...How art thou evil...let me count the ways...1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9! You are so evil that you become an English Teacher and critique my posts as to find the slightest grammatical errors! Although that was a larger one, I still deplore thee! And how can one call another evil when one walks around on large wooden objects simply to make "little people" feel even more insignificant?!?!?! I also hear that you steal filthy diapers from day-care centers only to sell them to Krispy Kreme for doughnut fillings! How evil thou art!

sonikeko is truely evil... as he has destroyed my appetite for the dough-nut i was about to enjoy!

Ishmal is evil for stealing my doughnut!

jon_264 is evil for using an exclamation mark when it was clearly not necessary. he also refuses to share food, even if it is filled with diaper residue. and he likes to force bunny rabbits to kill ants (against their will), which is sure to lead to problems later in the bunny rabbits' lives.

trickyy is evil because he uses unnecessary "Y"s when they were obviously not necessary. He is also evil because although his signature looks like a face, it is actually a game of pong in which one can never win

sonikeko is an anti-temperance person. A example of downfall of modern society.

narf! is evil because every time I see that name, I think "Snarf", and yet the "S" is not there, and my head suffers and asks "why is there no 's'?!?!?!" Then I spend an hour pondering why this person named "narf!" has decided to exclude the "s". My head aches. Then I spend another hour contemplating how I can insert an "s" before "narf!", and perhaps get rid of that pesky "!" in the process too, but <i>always</i> to no avail, because I am not a 1337 h4x0r ;_;

You're way too extremely evil, narf!

stiltzkin is extremely evil because he is wanting to change narfs screenname and in effect create total chaos. also he thinks about things till his head aches, this is sure sign of GREAT evil.

Ishmal is evil because he thinks someone creating chaos would be a BAD thing. Obviously it is a great thing, bringing new and exciting possiblities. He can't appreciate it, and therefor must be evil!

Jonsgirl is evil because he obviously doesn't see that we already live in a chaos-ridden society led by a moron labeled by a "W". He is also evil because I am forced to call hi8m a "HE" because "HE" has no sex in "HIS" profile when obviously "HE" is a "SHE". Also, because I was forced to write that litteral garbage.

Simple: sonikeko is evil for writing "litteral garbage".

Sonikeko was the person who found out about Kazaa and other filesharing applications and phoned the RIAA. Sonikeko is the source of the demise of such music-swapping giants as Napster and Audiogalaxy. Rumor also has it that Sonikeko speaks with ducks.

I don't understand how anyone can be concieved of as being more evil than Sonikeko.

Ahhh Stiltzkin..I do speak with ducks, and they have nothing but bad things to say of the evil deeds they have seen you accomplish. One such duck says he saw you waiting for frogs to jump to a lillypad which had a string attached to it which you pulled to move the lillypad out from under the unsuspecting frog. Another saw you feeding bread laced with alka-seltzer to pigeons in the park to watch the fly away and explode. Thou art truely evil stilzkin, truely

Using ducks for spies! How truly evil you are, sonikeko! No one would suspect mere ducks in your plot to overthrow the world. If you control the ducks, you control the geese. If you control the geese, you control all the world's downy goodness. If you control all the world's downy goodness, there can be no soft pillows or blankets, nor warm jackets for the kiddies! We will live in a cold, hard society under the evil sonikeko and all because of his insidious control of ducks!!!