thejoker130 is evil because he has an incarnate of evil as his avatar. I mean, c'mon, how much more evil can one get?

sonikeko is undoubtably evil because he purposely tries to make others look evil by lying about them. thejoker130's avatar is of death. And death isn't evil, it's just a natural occurance.

TexanAvenger is evil because he is obviously the grim reaper. Who else would try to justify death so?

sonikeko is evil because he's from ohio.
really, what more proof do you need?

hawkeye is evil because he shoots poor, defenseless squirrels with arrows.

In the secret language of the ancient brotherhood of Mu, Livia Regina means I'm going to eat your soul for dessert.

the TexanAvenger is EXTREMELY evil because he is not really a avenger... he is just a common murderer who pretends he is avenging for good...

rumor also has it he converses with bats (evil creatures)

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Ismal is evil because he plots to built launchers underneath the continent of Austraila and launch it to the moon - build a bio dome - start a new society that worships hot dogs.

Then, when we least expect it - he will come back to earth and steal our buns!!!!!!

Brooke is evil because she is helping Ishmal to build this new society and steal our buns. She needs Ishmal because she can't get her hands on a hot dog at the moment, as soon as she can though....

Livia Regina has known about Ishmal and Brooke's plan for a long time now and has bought out a corner on the condiment industry. Now not only will our hotdogs be ruined, but we'll have to pay insane amounts to put condiments on even our hamburgers.

For shame Livia Regina, for shame...

Livia Regina is evil because she has little dwarfs at her command to kill all who may get in her way. She is also sleeping with Caesar Augustus. Since he has been dead for several hundereds of years - that in itself is gross and rather evil.

Texas Avenger is shaming Livia Regina up front - but is actually plotting to kill Augustus (agian?) and sweep her off her feet, inorder to obtain that coveted industry.

Brooke is evil because she intends to foil the hot-dog industry and Ishmal's plan by revealing the contents of hotdogs. Please, I among others, enjoy hotdogs, and the revealing of their true contents would be truly evil...but the plot to do so is still evil in itself, so Brooke is evil...got it?

sonikeko already ate all the hotdogs.

Stiltzkin is evil because he is blaming me for eating all the hotdogs when he knows very well that he fed them all to his avatar

sonikeko is by far the evilest one here because it was he who put the gremlins in my printer, then the gremlins ate it's insides and I had to get a new one, beacuse everyone knows that without it's insides, a printer is merely a pumpkin.

Eviltree is evil. Just look at the name. Besides, only truly evil people would try to print stuff using pumpkins.

Livia Regina has started an anti-pumpkin campaign that has become a full-blown regime, hellbent on obliterating all pumpkins off the face of this earth. I for one will be eating as many pumpkin pies as humanly possible over the Christmas break to counter-act Livia Regina's horrendously evil plot to eliminate this poor, defenseless fruit (or is it a vegetable?)

Stiltzkin feigns to not know the difference between fruits and vegetables when we all know that a vegetable is any edible part of a plant whereas a fruit is an edible part of a plant the develops from its ovaries...

TexanAvenger spends his days prodding the ovaries of plants :hmm:

Stiltzkin is evil because he films TexanAvenger prodding plant ovaries and then he blackmails TA with them.

Livia Regina thinks it is funny that megajules of energy from the sun are being lost to entropy every second that we exist. :(

Stiltzkin is evil because Moogles are the dark lord santa's minions!
Mwahahahohoho!

Jonsgirl has translated the major written documents of every earthly religion (and then some...) into Klingon.

TexasAvenger knows this because he would call her at 3:00 in the morning to correct her on obscure points of Klingon grammar and usage.

<small>(Shakespeare is so much better in the original Klingon.)</small>

My teacher in all things Klingon was Tophatt. I left his school after a bitter arguement of the merits of Shakespear. I said ye olde englysh did not translate well, but he wouldn't listen to the wisdom of his young, beautiful student.

Look at the egotism, flowing off of Jonsgirl like ice-cream down a cone in June... With ego like that, is there really a question of whether or not world-domination plans are in the making? And, in all likelyhood, those plans involve changing the language of the world to Klingon... Making speech a vast impossibility to 99, or more, percent of the population of Earth.

Texan Avenger is just jealous of my talent and fears being beaten by a girl (even if he does like it;) )
Of course I plan on changing the world's common language to Klingon, but I'm only doing it to stop your vastly more terrifying and evil plan of converting the world's population to 1337 sp34k!ng n00bs.
I do not Ph34R joo, Texan!!

"Vanity is definitely my favorite sin. So basic. Self-love, the all-natural opiate," quoth Al Pacino as the devil. All this talk of Klingon, though is just a front. Jonsgirl is merely distracting attention from her supposed pulchritude. She had to sabotage herself here. Pride is the first of the deadly sins, my dear. Pisses you off a bit I picked up on that, doesn't it? Anger is the fifth. Don't you wish you could write such a devestating indicment of my evil as I can of yours? Envy is the second. Still, you can console yourself that you make more money than I do. (Greed. #6) Or you could just tell me to go fuck myself (Lust. #4) or eat a box of chocolates (Gluttony. #3). Of course it might be better to just take a nap and let someone else slay this particular dragon. (Sloth #7)

All sins aside, the real evil of Jonsgirl is her writig credit on the Devil's Advocate. Too bad the Eddie Barzoon speech isn't among them. She is truly Satan's special little creature (and pretty too!)

Tophat665 eats ginea pigs for breakfast.

Stilzkin, before I go into just how very, very evil you are I must thank you. Thank you for waking me up after Tophat's post. I fell asleep a couple of lines into it. I'm sure it was well thought out and creative, as per his wit. Or as well thought out and as creative as it could, considering his lack of wit.

Now to commence with the evilness: Stilzkin uses hampsters as croquet balls. Rather, I should say that her army of moogles uses them as croquet balls. They not only enjoy using their smaller, weaker counsins as sporting equippment, they aslo eat them after their games.
Cannibal moogles....got hampster?

Maybe Stilzkin does use hampsters as croquet balls. Maybe her army of moogles eats them afterward. But, really, that's nothing compared to the pain those hampsters feel as Jonsgirl smokes them... Sure, it started off just out of curiosity, but now Jonsgirl chainsmokes hampsters like guys that still wear leisure suits go through pickup lines.

Jonsgirl and TexanAvenger are both unfathomably evil for thinking that I am female :o
However, I think it would be cool if I was female, because then I'd be sexy and all that.

Now on to business:
TexanAvenger ties tiny rocks to lizard toes and drops them into water >.&lt;!

Stiltzkin is evil for pretending to be a male when anyone knows anything as adorably cuddly, and sexily cute could only be female. Or an evil she-male.

Jonsgirl is promoting stereotypes that only females can be adorably cuddly and sexily cute, and there's not much that's more evil than promoting gender stereotypes.

TexanAvenger is evil because he cannot bear the thought that he is not adorably cuddly and sexily cute. Everyone knows that people like that go on to become evil dictators so they can kill all the beautiful people.

Live Regina is evil because she bleieves that only the cuddly, beautiful people will be saved. She believes this because of her evil plot to kill all of the ugly people.

sonikeko washes dishes with dirty water.

Stiltzkin doesn't chew his food 32 times before swallowing

sonikeko chews every bite 32 times before swallowing... and ridicules the collected works of Virginia Woolf.