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Fly 08-26-2004 07:15 AM

a little something for uncle phil...(edit - NSFW added)
 
you made me a thread,.....now i return the favor.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...an/marilyn.jpg


http://www.ediscountwholesalers.com/.../PG_460_LG.jpg





http://members.cox.net/steve.derry/mary35.jpg


http://www.johngilmore.com/Celebriti...lyn_Monroe.jpg


http://www.english.uiuc.edu/maps/poe...hn/monroe4.jpg




Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name

CHORUS:
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in.
I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
All the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
was that Marilyn was found in the nude

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in.
I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.

Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled

Goodbye Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something more than sexual
More than just our Marilyn Monroe

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in.
I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.

Your candle burned out long before
your legend ever did.






hope you enjoy it phil............... :thumbsup:

uncle phil 08-26-2004 01:54 PM

i'm likin' this idea already...thanks, fly...

Fly 08-26-2004 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
i'm likin' this idea already...thanks, fly...



no prob man..........




http://www.marilynmonroe.com/images/...r/photo395.jpg



cheers...... :D

paddyjoe 08-26-2004 02:10 PM

Hey fly, are we gonna need one of these to join in?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...oe/goodguy.jpg

Fremen 08-26-2004 02:14 PM

Here's mine:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...oe/goodguy.jpg
;)

Fly 08-26-2004 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
Hey fly, are we gonna need one of these to join in?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...oe/goodguy.jpg




i would like to think that the peeps here would be honoured to post in this here thread for the mighty mystro himself.(i know it's spelled wrong)




so no cards are needed.....



http://www.marilynmonroe.com/images/...r/photo414.jpg




....and it doesn't neccesarily have to be Marilyn pics........whatta ya' think uncle phil would like?

uncle phil 08-26-2004 04:29 PM

[....and it doesn't neccesarily have to be Marilyn pics........whatta ya' think uncle phil would like?]


anything you guys want to do...i'm lovin' this...thanks again, guys...

Fly 08-26-2004 05:14 PM

what a softie you are phil.



http://www.marilynmonroe.com/images/...r/photo412.jpg

Fremen 08-26-2004 05:37 PM

http://www.dantedifranco.com/_derive...lyn_Monroe.gifhttp://www.dantedifranco.com/_derive...any_Spears.gifhttp://www.dantedifranco.com/_derive...ha_Stewart.gif

If you guys could be with one of these intriguing women but had to have her like this, would you do it?

I think I could handle Martha with a Van Dyke. ;)

bernadette 08-26-2004 06:02 PM

<img src="http://www.coverups.com/posterscans/monroe1.jpeg"><img src="http://www.archiveimages.com/Publishing/Prints/FirstPortfolio/images/B-19.gif">
<img src="http://nigelles.free.fr/celebrites6/Marilyn-Monroe.jpg">

Fremen 08-26-2004 06:11 PM

and bernie just makes this a Triple "A" thread. *woot!* :suave:

Fly 08-27-2004 04:30 AM

mornin' phil


http://www.marilynmonroe.com/images/...s1/photo26.jpg

paddyjoe 08-27-2004 04:40 AM

Yeah uncle phil.....can't blame you if you stay in the rack awhile longer today!



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...yjoe/sleep.jpg

ngdawg 08-27-2004 05:04 PM

http://www.marilynfineart.com/pose5.jpg

uncle phil 08-27-2004 05:09 PM

damn, my first avatar...thanks, ng...

ngdawg 08-27-2004 05:32 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...20etc/phil.jpg

sadistikdreams 08-27-2004 08:18 PM

I'd hit it.

But it's dead. And I missed my chance.

FUCK

ngdawg 08-27-2004 08:34 PM

Centerfield
John Fogerty ( Album : Centerfield )

Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today!
We're born again, there's new grass on the field.
A-roundin' third, and headed for home, it's a brown-eyed handsome man;
Anyone can understand the way i feel.

Chorus:
Oh, put me in, coach - i'm ready to play today;
Put me in, coach - i'm ready to play today;
Look at me, i can be centerfield.

Well, i spent some time in the mudville nine, watchin' it from the bench;
You know i took some lumps when the mighty casey struck out.
So say hey willie, tell ty cobb and joe dimaggio;
Don't say "it ain't so", you know the time is now.

Chorus

Yeah! i got it, i got it!

Got a beat-up glove, a homemade bat, and brand-new pair of shoes;
You know i think it's time to give this game a ride.
Just to hit the ball and touch 'em all - a moment in the sun;
(pop) it's gone and you can tell that one goodbye!

Chorus
Chorus
Yeah!

Fly 08-28-2004 04:36 AM

nice slice ng..........i like the way you put uncle phil in there .....

http://www.marilynmonroe.com/images/...r/photo397.jpg

paddyjoe 08-28-2004 05:38 AM

haha flyman's in trouble


never mind now

Fly 08-28-2004 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
haha flyman's in trouble





bring it on buddy,bring it on :D

uncle phil 08-28-2004 08:51 AM

oh, wow...are they gonna fight over me?

World's King 08-28-2004 09:34 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ing/monroe.jpg

Fly 08-29-2004 05:53 AM

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/19/POM1375.JPG

ngdawg 08-29-2004 07:42 AM

http://www.buildabox.net/~nrcc/Membe...ments%20II.jpg

uncle phil 08-29-2004 07:49 AM

and...thou shalt always take up at least two spaces in parking lots...

Fly 08-29-2004 08:01 AM

http://www.1inamillioncars.com/64-corvette.jpg

ngdawg 08-29-2004 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
and...thou shalt always take up at least two spaces in parking lots...

Confucius say: He who takes up 2 spaces in parking lot end up with double inDENTity.

Fly 08-29-2004 08:03 AM

come on phil...........get in!!!!


http://images.webkrafters.com/~trini...corv3963-B.jpg

paddyjoe 08-29-2004 08:10 AM

PRINCE (uncle phil)

Little Red Corvette


I guess I shoulda known
by the way you parked your car sideways
That it wouldn't last
See you're the kinda person
that believes in makin' out once
Love 'em and leave 'em fast
I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used
But it was Saturday night,
I guess that makes it all right
And you say what have I got to lose?
And honey I say

Little red corvette
Baby you're much too fast
Little red corvette
You need a love that's gonna last

I guess I shoulda closed my eyes
When you drove me to the place
where your horses run free
'Cuz I felt a little ill
When I saw all the pictures
Of the jockeys that were there before me
Believe it or not
I started to worry
I wondered if I had enough class
But it was Saturday night,
I guess that makes it all right
And you say, "Baby, have you got enough gas?
"Oh yeah

Little red corvette
Baby you're much too fast,
yes your Little red corvette
You need to find a love that's gonna last, oh-oh

A body like yours (A body like yours)
Oughta be in jail (Oughta be in jail)
'Cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene
('Cuz it's on the verge) (of bein' obscene)

Move over baby, gimme the keys
(Move over baby, gimme the keys)
I'm gonna try to tame your
(I'm gonna try to tame)
little red love machine
(your little red love machine)

Little red corvette
Baby you're much to fast
Little red corvette
you need to find a love that's gonna last
Little red corvette
Honey you got to slow down (Got to slow down)
Little red corvette
'Cuz if you don't
your gonna run little red corvette right in the ground
(Little red corvette)

Right down to the ground
(Honey you got to slow down)
U -- U -- U got to slow down
(Little red corvette)
You're movin' much to fast (too fast)
You need to find a love that's gonna last

Girl, you got an ass like I never seen
And the ride... I say the ride is so smooth
you must be a limousine
Baby you're much too fast
Little red corvette
You need a love,
YOu need a love that's, that's gonna last, oh

oh (Little red corvette)
You got to slow down
(You got to slow down)
Little red corvette
'Cuz if you don't, 'cuz if you don't,
You gonna run your body right into the ground
(Right into the ground)
Right into the ground
(Right into the ground)
Right into the ground
(Right into the ground)

Little red corvette, baby, oh

uncle phil 08-30-2004 12:43 PM

this is the sign from the bar where i had my first wobbly pop:

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/DSCF0042.jpg">

ngdawg 08-30-2004 05:18 PM

We're paying tribute to a THIEF???? :o

Fly 08-30-2004 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
this is the sign from the bar where i had my first wobbly pop:




*sniff*........you call 'em wobbly pops too???????..........*sniff*


that's just fuckin' beautiful man.......... :thumbsup:





i think i love you phil...........

ngdawg 08-31-2004 12:50 PM

BOB SEGER & THE SILVER BULLET BAND LYRICS


Old Time Rock And Roll

Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself
Today's music aln 't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out on the
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock'n' roll

Still like that old time rock'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only sure way to get me to go
Start playing old time rock 'n' roll
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill
Today' music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll

Still like that old time rock'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll

paddyjoe 08-31-2004 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
i think i love you phil...........

PARTRIDGE FAMILY

I'm sleeping
And right in the middle of a good dream
like all at once I wake up
From something that keeps knocking at my brain
Before I go insane
I hold my pillow to my head
And spring up in my bed
Screaming out the words I dread:
"I think I love you!" (I think I love you)

This morning, I woke up with this feeling
I didn't know how to deal with
And so I just decided to myself
I'd hide it to myself
And never talk about it
And didn't I go and shout it
When you walked into my room.
"I think I love you!" (I think I love you)

I think I love you
So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for
I think I love you
Isn't that what life is made of?
Though it worries me to say
I've never felt this way

Believe me
You really don't have to worry
I only want to make you happy
And if you say,
hey, go away, I will
But I think better still
I ought to stay around and love you
Do you think I have a case?
Let me ask you to your face:
Do you think you love me?
I think I love you!

Fly 08-31-2004 05:14 PM

nice one joe............hate to admit it......but i actually kinda like thatt tune.........



and so what if i do love phil........i love you too man

Fly 09-02-2004 03:19 AM

might be enough in here to tide you over eh phil!!!!!!!



http://www.hhjm.com/66/bourbon.jpg

uncle phil 09-02-2004 03:38 AM

great googly moogly...that could get me through almost a year...

ngdawg 09-04-2004 02:59 PM

EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND
By Loverboy

Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're holding out

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

(quick break)

You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

ngdawg 09-04-2004 03:00 PM

Lizzy Thin
Album: A Knight's Tale Soundtrack
Title: The Boys Are Back In Town
Text: Guess who just got back today
Them wildout boys, that'd been away
Haven't changed, had much to say
But man I still think them cats are great

They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were living downtown
Driving all the old men crazy

The Boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)
(I Said) The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)

You know that chic who used to dance a lot?
Every night she'd be on the floor, shaken what she got
Man when I tell you she was cool she was red hot
I mean she was steamin'

And that time over at Johnny's place
When this chic got up and slapped Johnny's face
Man we just fell about the place
What that chic don't wanna know forget 'er

The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)
(I said) The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)

Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town

You spread the word around

Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drinks will flow and blood would spill
If the boys wanna fight you better let 'em

That kid rocks down at the corner blasting out my favourite song
The nights are getting warmer and won't be long
Wont be long till the summer comes
Now that the boys are here again

The boys are back in town (the boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town (the boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town (the boys are back in town)
(Spread the word around)
The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)
(The boys are back, the boys are back)

The boys are back in town again

They're hanging out at Dino's

The boys are back in town again


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