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Fly 08-26-2004 07:15 AM

a little something for uncle phil...(edit - NSFW added)
 
you made me a thread,.....now i return the favor.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...an/marilyn.jpg


http://www.ediscountwholesalers.com/.../PG_460_LG.jpg





http://members.cox.net/steve.derry/mary35.jpg


http://www.johngilmore.com/Celebriti...lyn_Monroe.jpg


http://www.english.uiuc.edu/maps/poe...hn/monroe4.jpg




Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name

CHORUS:
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in.
I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
All the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
was that Marilyn was found in the nude

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in.
I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.

Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled

Goodbye Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something more than sexual
More than just our Marilyn Monroe

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind.
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in.
I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did.

Your candle burned out long before
your legend ever did.






hope you enjoy it phil............... :thumbsup:

uncle phil 08-26-2004 01:54 PM

i'm likin' this idea already...thanks, fly...

Fly 08-26-2004 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
i'm likin' this idea already...thanks, fly...



no prob man..........




http://www.marilynmonroe.com/images/...r/photo395.jpg



cheers...... :D

paddyjoe 08-26-2004 02:10 PM

Hey fly, are we gonna need one of these to join in?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...oe/goodguy.jpg

Fremen 08-26-2004 02:14 PM

Here's mine:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...oe/goodguy.jpg
;)

Fly 08-26-2004 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
Hey fly, are we gonna need one of these to join in?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...oe/goodguy.jpg




i would like to think that the peeps here would be honoured to post in this here thread for the mighty mystro himself.(i know it's spelled wrong)




so no cards are needed.....



http://www.marilynmonroe.com/images/...r/photo414.jpg




....and it doesn't neccesarily have to be Marilyn pics........whatta ya' think uncle phil would like?

uncle phil 08-26-2004 04:29 PM

[....and it doesn't neccesarily have to be Marilyn pics........whatta ya' think uncle phil would like?]


anything you guys want to do...i'm lovin' this...thanks again, guys...

Fly 08-26-2004 05:14 PM

what a softie you are phil.



http://www.marilynmonroe.com/images/...r/photo412.jpg

Fremen 08-26-2004 05:37 PM

http://www.dantedifranco.com/_derive...lyn_Monroe.gifhttp://www.dantedifranco.com/_derive...any_Spears.gifhttp://www.dantedifranco.com/_derive...ha_Stewart.gif

If you guys could be with one of these intriguing women but had to have her like this, would you do it?

I think I could handle Martha with a Van Dyke. ;)

bernadette 08-26-2004 06:02 PM

<img src="http://www.coverups.com/posterscans/monroe1.jpeg"><img src="http://www.archiveimages.com/Publishing/Prints/FirstPortfolio/images/B-19.gif">
<img src="http://nigelles.free.fr/celebrites6/Marilyn-Monroe.jpg">

Fremen 08-26-2004 06:11 PM

and bernie just makes this a Triple "A" thread. *woot!* :suave:

Fly 08-27-2004 04:30 AM

mornin' phil


http://www.marilynmonroe.com/images/...s1/photo26.jpg

paddyjoe 08-27-2004 04:40 AM

Yeah uncle phil.....can't blame you if you stay in the rack awhile longer today!



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...yjoe/sleep.jpg

ngdawg 08-27-2004 05:04 PM

http://www.marilynfineart.com/pose5.jpg

uncle phil 08-27-2004 05:09 PM

damn, my first avatar...thanks, ng...

ngdawg 08-27-2004 05:32 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...20etc/phil.jpg

sadistikdreams 08-27-2004 08:18 PM

I'd hit it.

But it's dead. And I missed my chance.

FUCK

ngdawg 08-27-2004 08:34 PM

Centerfield
John Fogerty ( Album : Centerfield )

Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today!
We're born again, there's new grass on the field.
A-roundin' third, and headed for home, it's a brown-eyed handsome man;
Anyone can understand the way i feel.

Chorus:
Oh, put me in, coach - i'm ready to play today;
Put me in, coach - i'm ready to play today;
Look at me, i can be centerfield.

Well, i spent some time in the mudville nine, watchin' it from the bench;
You know i took some lumps when the mighty casey struck out.
So say hey willie, tell ty cobb and joe dimaggio;
Don't say "it ain't so", you know the time is now.

Chorus

Yeah! i got it, i got it!

Got a beat-up glove, a homemade bat, and brand-new pair of shoes;
You know i think it's time to give this game a ride.
Just to hit the ball and touch 'em all - a moment in the sun;
(pop) it's gone and you can tell that one goodbye!

Chorus
Chorus
Yeah!

Fly 08-28-2004 04:36 AM

nice slice ng..........i like the way you put uncle phil in there .....

http://www.marilynmonroe.com/images/...r/photo397.jpg

paddyjoe 08-28-2004 05:38 AM

haha flyman's in trouble


never mind now

Fly 08-28-2004 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
haha flyman's in trouble





bring it on buddy,bring it on :D

uncle phil 08-28-2004 08:51 AM

oh, wow...are they gonna fight over me?

World's King 08-28-2004 09:34 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ing/monroe.jpg

Fly 08-29-2004 05:53 AM

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/19/POM1375.JPG

ngdawg 08-29-2004 07:42 AM

http://www.buildabox.net/~nrcc/Membe...ments%20II.jpg

uncle phil 08-29-2004 07:49 AM

and...thou shalt always take up at least two spaces in parking lots...

Fly 08-29-2004 08:01 AM

http://www.1inamillioncars.com/64-corvette.jpg

ngdawg 08-29-2004 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
and...thou shalt always take up at least two spaces in parking lots...

Confucius say: He who takes up 2 spaces in parking lot end up with double inDENTity.

Fly 08-29-2004 08:03 AM

come on phil...........get in!!!!


http://images.webkrafters.com/~trini...corv3963-B.jpg

paddyjoe 08-29-2004 08:10 AM

PRINCE (uncle phil)

Little Red Corvette


I guess I shoulda known
by the way you parked your car sideways
That it wouldn't last
See you're the kinda person
that believes in makin' out once
Love 'em and leave 'em fast
I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used
But it was Saturday night,
I guess that makes it all right
And you say what have I got to lose?
And honey I say

Little red corvette
Baby you're much too fast
Little red corvette
You need a love that's gonna last

I guess I shoulda closed my eyes
When you drove me to the place
where your horses run free
'Cuz I felt a little ill
When I saw all the pictures
Of the jockeys that were there before me
Believe it or not
I started to worry
I wondered if I had enough class
But it was Saturday night,
I guess that makes it all right
And you say, "Baby, have you got enough gas?
"Oh yeah

Little red corvette
Baby you're much too fast,
yes your Little red corvette
You need to find a love that's gonna last, oh-oh

A body like yours (A body like yours)
Oughta be in jail (Oughta be in jail)
'Cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene
('Cuz it's on the verge) (of bein' obscene)

Move over baby, gimme the keys
(Move over baby, gimme the keys)
I'm gonna try to tame your
(I'm gonna try to tame)
little red love machine
(your little red love machine)

Little red corvette
Baby you're much to fast
Little red corvette
you need to find a love that's gonna last
Little red corvette
Honey you got to slow down (Got to slow down)
Little red corvette
'Cuz if you don't
your gonna run little red corvette right in the ground
(Little red corvette)

Right down to the ground
(Honey you got to slow down)
U -- U -- U got to slow down
(Little red corvette)
You're movin' much to fast (too fast)
You need to find a love that's gonna last

Girl, you got an ass like I never seen
And the ride... I say the ride is so smooth
you must be a limousine
Baby you're much too fast
Little red corvette
You need a love,
YOu need a love that's, that's gonna last, oh

oh (Little red corvette)
You got to slow down
(You got to slow down)
Little red corvette
'Cuz if you don't, 'cuz if you don't,
You gonna run your body right into the ground
(Right into the ground)
Right into the ground
(Right into the ground)
Right into the ground
(Right into the ground)

Little red corvette, baby, oh

uncle phil 08-30-2004 12:43 PM

this is the sign from the bar where i had my first wobbly pop:

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/DSCF0042.jpg">

ngdawg 08-30-2004 05:18 PM

We're paying tribute to a THIEF???? :o

Fly 08-30-2004 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
this is the sign from the bar where i had my first wobbly pop:




*sniff*........you call 'em wobbly pops too???????..........*sniff*


that's just fuckin' beautiful man.......... :thumbsup:





i think i love you phil...........

ngdawg 08-31-2004 12:50 PM

BOB SEGER & THE SILVER BULLET BAND LYRICS


Old Time Rock And Roll

Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself
Today's music aln 't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out on the
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock'n' roll

Still like that old time rock'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only sure way to get me to go
Start playing old time rock 'n' roll
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill
Today' music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll

Still like that old time rock'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll

paddyjoe 08-31-2004 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
i think i love you phil...........

PARTRIDGE FAMILY

I'm sleeping
And right in the middle of a good dream
like all at once I wake up
From something that keeps knocking at my brain
Before I go insane
I hold my pillow to my head
And spring up in my bed
Screaming out the words I dread:
"I think I love you!" (I think I love you)

This morning, I woke up with this feeling
I didn't know how to deal with
And so I just decided to myself
I'd hide it to myself
And never talk about it
And didn't I go and shout it
When you walked into my room.
"I think I love you!" (I think I love you)

I think I love you
So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for
I think I love you
Isn't that what life is made of?
Though it worries me to say
I've never felt this way

Believe me
You really don't have to worry
I only want to make you happy
And if you say,
hey, go away, I will
But I think better still
I ought to stay around and love you
Do you think I have a case?
Let me ask you to your face:
Do you think you love me?
I think I love you!

Fly 08-31-2004 05:14 PM

nice one joe............hate to admit it......but i actually kinda like thatt tune.........



and so what if i do love phil........i love you too man

Fly 09-02-2004 03:19 AM

might be enough in here to tide you over eh phil!!!!!!!



http://www.hhjm.com/66/bourbon.jpg

uncle phil 09-02-2004 03:38 AM

great googly moogly...that could get me through almost a year...

ngdawg 09-04-2004 02:59 PM

EVERYBODY'S WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND
By Loverboy

Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're holding out

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

(quick break)

You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

ngdawg 09-04-2004 03:00 PM

Lizzy Thin
Album: A Knight's Tale Soundtrack
Title: The Boys Are Back In Town
Text: Guess who just got back today
Them wildout boys, that'd been away
Haven't changed, had much to say
But man I still think them cats are great

They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were living downtown
Driving all the old men crazy

The Boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)
(I Said) The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)

You know that chic who used to dance a lot?
Every night she'd be on the floor, shaken what she got
Man when I tell you she was cool she was red hot
I mean she was steamin'

And that time over at Johnny's place
When this chic got up and slapped Johnny's face
Man we just fell about the place
What that chic don't wanna know forget 'er

The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)
(I said) The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)

Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town

You spread the word around

Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The drinks will flow and blood would spill
If the boys wanna fight you better let 'em

That kid rocks down at the corner blasting out my favourite song
The nights are getting warmer and won't be long
Wont be long till the summer comes
Now that the boys are here again

The boys are back in town (the boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town (the boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town (the boys are back in town)
(Spread the word around)
The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)
(The boys are back, the boys are back)

The boys are back in town again

They're hanging out at Dino's

The boys are back in town again

Fly 09-05-2004 09:50 AM

well hell phil........how did paddyjoe get to hang with Marilyn? :D


http://www.marilynmonroe.com/images/...r/photo289.jpg




and we've got you to page 2 also..........



weeeeeeeee.................

ngdawg 09-08-2004 05:29 PM

Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day
When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest
in a big field of tall grass
I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face

And I fell asleep and dreamed
I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie
And that I was the star of the movie
This really blew my mind, the fact that me,
an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome
should be the star of a Hollywood movie

But there I was, I was taken to a place, the hall of the mountain kings
I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world
In front of every kind of girl, there was
black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones...

Out of the middle came a lady
She whispered in my ear something crazy
She said:

Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

[spoken:]

I thought to myself what could that mean
Am I going crazy or is this just a dream
Now, wait a minute
I know I'm lying in a field of grass somewhere
so it's all in my head
and then.. I heard her say one more time:

[sung:]

Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

[spoken:]
I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back
As she disappeared, but soon she returned
In her hand was a bottle of wine, in the other, a glass
She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass
And raised it to her lips
And just before she drank it, she said:

[sung:]
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

uncle phil 09-09-2004 12:33 PM

I WANT MY MAYPO!!!

ngdawg 09-09-2004 05:57 PM

http://theimaginaryworld.com/lin12.jpg

ngdawg 09-09-2004 05:59 PM

http://www.oldies1007.com/timages/page/chuck_maypo.jpg

Fly 09-09-2004 06:18 PM

kinda the mood i'm in tonight.......hope you can feel it too....



Imagine : John Lennon

Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

uncle phil 09-10-2004 12:35 PM

"Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!"

ngdawg 09-10-2004 07:36 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...Untitled-1.jpg

I had to look up magic twanger...just ONCE i wish you guys would speak PLAIN english!! :lol:

Rdr4evr 09-10-2004 08:17 PM

http://boomersint.org/memory/1953lrg.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/220000...monroe_300.jpg
http://www.art-posters.net/posters/n...onroePH219.jpg
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/130/009_220-296.jpg
http://www.cyber-cinema.com/bestsell...netstockng.jpg
http://www.butisitart.co.uk/images/details/FP32.jpg

Fly 09-10-2004 08:30 PM

got this pic on my guitar.....


http://www.cyber-cinema.com/bestsell...netstockng.jpg



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...n_acoustic.jpg




..........and let's not forget folks......



be kind to your buds!!!!!!!

Fly 09-12-2004 06:00 AM

http://www.marilyn-monroe.org.uk/pictures/monroe08.jpg

uncle phil 09-13-2004 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
"Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!"

"Hiya, kids...hiya, hiya, hiya!!!"

Fly 09-14-2004 04:44 PM

here phil..........found this for you






Magic Twanger

"The Toad"

The Toad Magic Twanger was custom built for Ryan Dunn of California.

It incorporates some of the most beautiful aged French Claro Walnut I have seen.


http://www.edromanguitars.com/resour...ges/ryand4.jpg


The body is bound with a 1/4 inch maple strip.

The neck will also be bound to match In this photo the neck is still in preparation.

http://www.edromanguitars.com/resour...ges/ryand9.jpg

This is the neck after inlay and before binding and frets my shop will inlay anything.

http://www.edromanguitars.com/resour...es/ryand15.jpg

The boxy Tele shape by nature of it's squarish design simply does not lend itself to gracefulness.

This makes it quite a challenge to do a graceful all access neck and heel joint.

As you can see I have accomplished this task by hand carving the neck heel

so that it sits lower and better facilitates playing ease.

http://www.edromanguitars.com/resour...es/ryand11.jpg

The Magic Twanger (Toad) Guitar

uncle phil 09-14-2004 05:05 PM

nobody ever watched the buster brown show with andy devine when they were kids?

Fly 09-14-2004 06:14 PM

Andy Devine


http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/9/7/4-23553-sm.jpg


Birthday: October 7, 1905
Birth Place: Flagstaff,Arizon, U.S.A
Date of death: February 18, 1977
Cause of death: Details of death and place of death Orange ,California ,U.S.A (leukemia)

uncle phil 09-15-2004 03:08 AM

Jingles...

ngdawg 09-15-2004 09:08 AM

http://soundamerica.com/sounds/tvsho...w/mandress.wav

Fly 09-15-2004 09:16 AM

wtf?


phil wears dresses?


whatever floats your boat phil..........

Fly 09-16-2004 05:50 PM

take your pick sweetheart


http://www.metrofashion.net/uima/im_evening_gowns3.jpg

09-16-2004 05:59 PM

I could see u in the red one fly.......

Fly 09-16-2004 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by :::OshnSoul:::
I could see u in the red one fly.......



well hell Oshn.......those dresses are for phil eh............




but ya' know.....the red one is kinda sweet isn't it? :thumbsup:

09-16-2004 09:34 PM

I know, but I could see u in a dress more than phil.....

Fly 09-17-2004 05:22 AM

http://monroe.luvah.org/august.gif

uncle phil 09-17-2004 06:32 AM

i could look at her without a dress all day...

ngdawg 09-17-2004 06:12 PM

http://soundamerica.com/sounds/theme...s/brylcree.wav

ngdawg 09-19-2004 08:57 PM

Joplin Janis
Album: Pearl
Title: Me And Bobby Mcgee
Text: Busted flat in Baton Rouge
Waitin' for a train
When I's feelin' near as faded as my jeans
Bobby thumbed a diesel down
Just before it rained
He rode us all the way to New Orleans

I pulled my harpoon
Out of my dirty red bandana
I was playin' soft while Bobby sang blues
Windshield wipers slappin' time
I was holdin' Bobby's hand in mine
We sang every song that driver knew

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', I mean nothin' hon' if it ain't free
Yeah, feelin' good was easy Lord, when he sang the blues
Yeah, feelin' good was good enough for me
Good enough for me and my Bobby Mcgee

From the Kentucky coal mines
To the California sun
Yeah, Bobby shared the secrets of my soul
Through all kinds of weather
Through everything that we done
Hey, Bobby baby kept me from the cold

One day up near Salinas, Lord
I let him slip away
He's lookin' for that home, and I hope he finds it
Well, I'd trade all o' my tomorrows
For one single yesterday
To be holdin' Bobby's body next to mine

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', an' that's all that Bobby left me, la da
Oh, feelin' good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues
Yeah, feelin' good was good enough for me, oo oo
Good enough for me and my Bobby Mcgee

La da da
La da da da
La da da da da da da da
La da da da da da da da Bobby Mcgee, yeah
La da da da da da da
La da da da da
La da da da da da da Bobby Mcgee, yeah

La da La la da da la da da la da da
La da da da da da da da da
Hey now, Bobby, now, now Bobby Mcgee, yeah
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Hey now Bobby now now Bobby Mcgee, yeah

Lord, I called him my lover
I called him my man
I said I called him my lover did the best I can, c'mon
Hey now Bobby now,
hey now Bobby Mcgee, yeah

wooooooo

la da da da da da da

Fly 09-20-2004 07:11 PM

betcha wouldn't mind spendin' an evening w/ her eh phil?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/19...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

uncle phil 09-21-2004 12:32 PM

you guys (and girls) are awesome...thanks again...

paddyjoe 09-21-2004 02:41 PM

We're molded in your image ol' unc. (maybe a tad forgetful tho) :D



The Band

Stagefright

Now deep in the heart of a lonely kid
Who suffered so much for what he did,
They gave this ploughboy his fortune and fame,
Since that day he ain't been the same.

See the man with the stage fright
Just standin' up there to give it all his might.
And he got caught in the spotlight,
But when we get to the end
He wants to start all over again.

I've got fire water right on my breath
And the doctor warned me I might catch a death.
Said, "You can make it in your disguise,
Just never show the fear that's in your eyes."

See the man with the stage fright,
Just standin' up there to give it all his might.
He got caught in the spotlight,
But when we get to the end
He wants to start all over again.

Now if he says that he's afraid,
Take him at his word.
And for the price that the poor boy has paid,
He gets to sing just like a bird, oh, ooh ooh ooh.

Your brow is sweatin' and your mouth gets dry,
Fancy people go driftin' by.
The moment of truth is right at hand,
Just one more nightmare you can stand.

See the man with the stage fright
Just standin' up there to give it all his might.
And he got caught in the spotlight,
But when we get to the end
He wants to start all over again, hmm hmm,

You wanna try it once again, hmm hmm,
Please don't make him stop, hmm hmm,
Let him take it from the top, hmm hmm,
Let him start all over again.

Fly 09-22-2004 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
We're molded in your image ol' unc. (maybe a tad forgetful tho) :D



hmph.......speak for yourself......... :D

paddyjoe 09-23-2004 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
hmph

see what I mean...you forgot your vowels :D

Fly 09-24-2004 05:51 PM

she wants ya' phil..........


http://stellargraffiti.com/My%20Pict...nts%20YOU!.jpg

Fly 09-26-2004 10:12 AM

*edit*


oopppppssss.

bernadette 09-27-2004 12:54 PM

<img src="http://www.gap.com/assets/product/main/baby/bg204852-00p1.jpg">

uncle phil 09-27-2004 01:29 PM

wow, christmas jammies...god bless you, one and all...

Fly 10-01-2004 03:32 AM

http://www.spydersempire.com/monroe/swim/b-1.jpg

Fly 10-03-2004 06:15 AM

you know who they are..........


Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you.

uncle phil 10-03-2004 03:59 PM

stealers wheel...you guys...where's the humble pie?

paddyjoe 10-03-2004 06:11 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/paddyjoe/hp.jpg



I'm Ready


I have an axe and pistol, my graveyard train
Shoot tombstone bullets wearing balls and chain
I'm drinking TNT, smoking dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight



'Cause I'm ready, yeah, ready as anybody can me
Hey babe, listen
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me



Oh, you pretty little chicks with your curly hair
I know that you feel that I ain't nowhere
Cause stop what you're doing and come down here
I'll prove to you mama, that I ain't no square



I'm ready, ready as anybody can me
Yeah
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me



Come on, take it
I been drinking gin like never before
Feeling good, I want you to know
One more drink, I wish you would
Take a whole lot of loving to make me feel good



I'm ready, ready, yeah, ready as anybody can me
Yeah, I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me



I said, I'm ready for you, but I hope you're ready for me
Oh yeah, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah

Fly 10-03-2004 06:38 PM

Guitar/vocals- Steve Marriott, guitar/vocals- Peter Frampton, bass/vocals- Greg Ridley, drums- Jerry Shirley



Humble Pie was formed in early 1969 following Steve Marriott's departure from the Small Faces. He teamed up with Peter Frampton from The Herd as well as Greg Ridley from Spooky Tooth and drummer Jerry Shirley. The band always had far more recognition in the US than at home in the UK and partly explains the later phenomenal success of Frampton's solo album Frampton Comes Alive.

The band's first single, Natural Born Bugie, was a major hit and showed the evolution of the band from its individual members' former careers. The first two albums, As Safe as Yesterday Is and Town and Country, were both released in 1969. The success continued into the 1970s and included one of the definitive live albums Performance- Rockin' the Filmore. Peter Frampton decided he had had enough as it was difficult being in a band with two front-men and he was replaced by Clem Clempson who had previously been with Bakerloo and Colosseum.

However, the group was losing focus and even the addition of female vocal group The Blackberries failed to bring back the early success.

Steve Marriott continued to tour extensively although largely confined to the pub circuit until his untimely death in a house fire in 1991. Humble Pie recently reformed with original members Shirley and Ridley with Bobby Tench on vocals and Dave Colwellon guitar. This line-up released the Back on Track album in 2002. Peter Frampton also rejoined Shirley and Ridley along with Clem Clempson for the Steve Marriott Memorial concert in April 2001 and feature on the CD of the event.

Towards the end of 2003 Greg Ridley had started gigging again. However, he died in hospital in Spain on 19 November.

Fly 10-03-2004 06:41 PM

Humble Pie ............Alabama 69


I come from Alabama and I work a ten pound hammer
And my womans picking cotton for the bossman on the hill
They work us till they break our back
And beat us cos our skin is black
I guess I'll have to slave till the whip is in the grave
When will we be free
I wanna walk down any road
And feel we have our liberty
From day to day we live to die
The scars across my back don't lie
Ain't there anyone out there
To hear my freedom cry
Now I believe a man's a man who earns his pay as best he can
The colour of his skin don't mean that he ain't just like you
But white folk here don't give a hell
They think that we were born to smell
Of sweat and dust and dirt
And pull a plough until we die
When will we be free
I wanna walk down any road
And feel we have our liberty
These shoes I'm wearing every day
Got holes the size of Frisco Bay
I'm praying for the time
When there will come a judgement day
You all know how long it is since Lincoln made their promices
That one day we would walk alone the white side of the street
But there was some bad folk around
Who got so riled they shot him down
And there ain't a cop in town
Who wouldn't do the same for me
When will we be free
I wanna walk down any road
And feel I've got my liberty
When will we be free
When will we be free
When will we be free
When will we be free

Fly 10-03-2004 06:42 PM

page freakin' 3 phil..............you're on your way baby.

uncle phil 10-04-2004 01:33 PM

can't wait 'til im on cloud (page) nine like you, fly...oooh, need to talk to fre and see if he'll let me change my avatar while i'm on vacation...my bad...you're on page 10...

Fly 10-04-2004 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
can't wait 'til im on cloud (page) nine like you, fly...oooh, need to talk to fre and see if he'll let me change my avatar while i'm on vacation...my bad...you're on page 10...




Fre will do it........he's the shit eh!!!!! :thumbsup:


and as long as it's Marilyn.....things will be good............. :D




enjoy your vacation to eh Mystro.......

(and yes......once again......i no its spelt rong.........)

Fly 10-06-2004 04:58 AM

http://www.marilyn-monroe.org.uk/pictures/monroe05.jpg

paddyjoe 10-06-2004 01:07 PM

dang fly, that shot ROCKS!!!

uncle phil 10-06-2004 02:00 PM

here's some good stuff...

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/gennytwelvehorselabel.jpg">

Fly 10-06-2004 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
dang fly, that shot ROCKS!!!


no joe........Marilyn rocks man.........



http://www.marilyn-monroe.org.uk/pictures2/Niagra7.jpg

uncle phil 10-06-2004 04:22 PM

oh, man...(/me hides...) she's pickin' her freakin' nose...

Fly 10-06-2004 04:28 PM

jesus phil..........she's motioning for you to come to her..........


you gotta look beyond the nose pickin' thing eh.


at least that's how i see it.

Fly 10-06-2004 04:29 PM

there ya' go..........better?


http://www.marilyn-monroe.org.uk/pictures2/Niagra9.jpg

uncle phil 10-06-2004 04:56 PM

in a heartbeat...

Fly 10-06-2004 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
in a heartbeat...



.......damn straight........... :thumbsup:

Fly 10-07-2004 09:09 PM

just gets more beautiful with each pic............ :thumbsup:

http://www.marilyn-monroe.org.uk/pictures2/Niagra5.jpg

Fly 10-08-2004 06:33 AM

Beck - Corvette Bummer Lyrics

all my days I had moldy bread
robot brains and the flyin' airplanes
hollowed out and filled with dust
rockin' like a hurricane under the rug
bored to the core on a sunken boat
a worn out candle and a plastic coat
a ziplock bag, a pelican bone
a perfect shape, a cardboard reject
overfed, electric comatose
riding in the air, invisible socks
a broken blanket, flamin' sawdust
wakin' up in the shadow of a piece of dirt



gonna fly like a dog
gonna leap right out the wall
gonna walk around this town with a can o' whiskey
gonna run like a bird
gonna roll out in the dirt
gonna run around this town with the phone machine



yellow cat layin flat on the road
molten lead shootin' out the ground
tinfoil witch burnin' under the bridge
flap your wings and leap out the window
put a glass eye in the eyes of god,
nuke the kiss
polaroid cupcake
take it to the limit, new wave biscuit
camouflage gimmick, whip out like never before



gonna jump like a fly
gonna burn like a pig
gonna flap around and pass out on the kitchen floor
gonna crawl like a rock
gonna dance like a worm
gonna take my shoes right off and smell my socks



fly like a squirrel
gonna swim like a chicken
gonna weedwack a plate of noodles in the afternoon
gonna melt like a weasel
gonna fry like a kid
gonna get my walkie talkie, and some mustard and
some mayonnaise, and a mermaid, and some macaroni, bricks, and some
telephone wires, and phone machines, and a fax machine, and a...(laughing)

Averett 10-08-2004 07:44 AM

The Pinnacle resturant in Niagara Falls has pictures of Marilyn all around from when she was filming there. Pictures in the ladies bathroom too ;)

Fly 10-08-2004 09:17 AM

http://www.marilyn-monroe.org.uk/pictures/monroe03.jpg

uncle phil 10-08-2004 11:55 AM

i love those legs that go all the way to her behind...

Fly 10-11-2004 05:59 AM

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...SS/130-355.jpg

Fly 10-11-2004 06:02 AM

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...SS/182-199.jpg


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