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Heck! We might as well throw in the wedgie from hell! |
golly, that's got to hurt...
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shit........sorry phil.......fuckin' wankers won't let us play
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ahahhahhahhahahha...........you snuck it in there on him eh............hhhahahahahahhaaa
*sorry phil...gotta admit it was funny though* |
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he originaly wanted to nail me with this pic......but hey.....you're a willing taker eh phil?
happy new year uncle mystro.....*and i still know it's spelled wrong* |
the unc was still all excited over our hotel room encounter when he saw this..........
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heaven has come to Brooklyn, Phil
http://photography.about.com/b/a/124820.htm |
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beautiful automobile...fired mine up saturday...and still not a drop underneath...
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(fuck you, hank...) hehe...
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Performed by Barbara Mandrell and George Jones
I remember wearin' straight leg Levis and flannel shirts Even when they weren't in style I remember singin' with Roy Rogers at the movies When the West was really wild And I was listenin' to the Opry When all of my friends were diggin' Rock 'n Roll And Rhythm & Blues I was Country, when Country wasn't cool I remember circlin' the drive-in, pullin' up And turnin' down George Jones I remember when no one was lookin' I was puttin' peanuts in my Coke I took a lot of kiddin' 'Cause I never did fit in now look at everybody tryin' to be what I was then I was Country, when Country wasn't cool (Chorus:) I was Country, when Country wasn't cool I was Country, from my hat down to my boots I still act, and look the same What you see ain't nothin' new I was Country, when Country wasn't cool They call us country bumpkins For stickin' to our roots I'm just glad we're in a country Where we're all free to choose I was Country, when Country wasn't cool (Repeat chorus) Yeah, I was Country when Country wasn't cool you always been cool, uncle freak......... :thumbsup: |
barbara mandrell and the mandrell sisters was a great show..........
sweet 'ol country chicks.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
Who Killed Marilyn by the Misfits
5:25 August fifth, 1962 Found her lying on her chest Her face all turning blue You think it was an overdose But could it have been the pact Could it have been the Kennedys Was it LAPD It ain't a mystery Baby not to me Funny, funny, funny mystery Baby not to me Rotted corpse, sex decay Breasts all full of slugs No answer for the accident Her cunt has all dried up, you see 5:25 August fifth, 1962 Make it seem a suicide Make it seem a suicide Make it seem a suicide Make it seem a suicide It ain't a mystery Baby not to me Funny, funny, funny mystery Baby not to me It ain't a mystery Baby not to me Funny, funny, funny mystery Baby not to me Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-oh |
wow........
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yup, wow...
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and another,yup wow........
i prefer the CCR version myself but hey........ Ike and Tina had it goin' on too. Good Golly Miss Molly, sure like to ball. Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball. When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call. From the early early mornin' till the early early night You can see Miss Molly rockin' at the house of blue lights. Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball. When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call. Well, now momma, poppa told me: "Son, you better watch your step." If I knew my momma, poppa, have to watch my dad myself. Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball. When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call. I am going to the corner, gonna buy a diamond ring. Would you pardon me if it's a nineteen carat golden thing. Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball. When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call. Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball. Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball. When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call. |
ahh, yes...From the early early mornin' till the early early night
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dayum, those looked old enough to warrant a, dare i say it, "church key?"
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bout time that crazy canook came over to our side..................................eh?
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ya' know.........if they sold that anywhere near here......i'd try it........but alas....i'm stuck with these brands http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...fullfridge.jpg ohhhhh.....and phil...here's a little help for ya'.... http://www.aecom.yu.edu/aif/gallery/...church_key.jpg i'm assuming that's what you meant. |
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I always thought this was a church key...
http://www.dvrbs.com/Camden-Beer/Opener-001.jpg and what the heck is "horse ale"... does this mean it's true that American beer really does taste like piss? http://www.users.cloud9.net/~tunktwo/genesee.jpg |
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it's 12 Horse Ale, not "horse ale..." |
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AHHHhahahhahahahahahaha...........fuckin' good one Charlie......... take that phil.......... *stands and bellows..........* WE GOT THE BEER....WE GOT THE BEER......:thumbsup: |
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When you are ready for some *real* beer come up here and wet your whistle... |
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you tell 'em baby............ *12 horse piss*.............. ahahahahahhaaa............sorry phil.....but he's right ya' know. :D |
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now yer talkin, flyboy.......... :thumbsup:
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it'd be nice to try that stuff too eh........ |
marilyn monroe is still one of the most beautiful famous women i have ever seen, if not the most beautful. I wonder how she really died
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oh, dear...
(still showing a red x on the one you posted sunday, fly...) |
well that sucks.........it works fine here phil............
lemme find you another then........... |
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uncle phil back in the day................... :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...thphilcopy.jpg |
bwaahahhhahhahaaa..........nice slice joe.
i always knew phil was a bit bigheaded around marilyn....... |
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Note that I really wanted to post "Who killed Marylin" by the Misfits... However Uncle Phil doesn't seem like a Misfits fan... I could be wrong though.
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http://www.rosariopub.com/rosario/no...m/phil&joe.jpg
^ that doesn't look like phil & joe! google LIES!!!! ps. good chop, joe. uncle phil never looked um... <strike>hairier</strike> happier! |
the ugly one is joe, bern...
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i love this thread!
the great music... the great pics... especially the 'page 6 buddy' which i thought read 'page six 6 bundy...' i love ya phil. what great taste! |
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everything about her is sexy...thanx, guys...
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damn...glad i wasn't a "bottle baby..."
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but you can't put the damn bottle down now though can ya' phil 'ol boy?
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Here you go uncle phil. Take your pick................................. :lol:
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goddesses aren't puzzling, are they?
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absolutely gorgeous...thanks, fly...
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no prob buddy.........any time.
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they don't make them natural like that anymore
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joe told me....that you still play with dolls eh.
http://www.poppen-atelier-elja.nl/im...rb-marilyn.JPG |
/me will have many pj stories when he comes back from the roch in a couple of weeks...
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and don't believe anything he says about me either phil..........
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uh....I'll get back to you on this....
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well...
i've been hanging around in the nonsense forum for a while now... so, i've decided to stat paying homage(sp) to some of the gods of nonsense... namely, the people who have there own thread... i hope none of these are repeat pics... and i hope you enjoy Uncle Phil... http://img345.imageshack.us/img345/6...ylnorig9ap.jpg http://stellargraffiti.com/My%20Pict...20Monroe.b.jpg :thumbsup: |
you did good, ishmal...thanks...
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shoot, i remember that one...great, ng!!!
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mornin' phil 'ol boy...........enjoyin' your weekend bro?
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ahahhhhahahhahaa..........he burned ya' phil..... see,i always thought that joe was the girly man........ :confused: |
heh...back in my charles atlas/joe weider days...
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hey uncle phil......Merry Christmas ol' buddy
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right back atcha uncle mystro................ :icare: |
Merry,Merry there phil 'ol boy
have a good holidays eh buddy. |
happy new year uncle mystro......
like in the pm the other day.....i said to say hi to the inlaws when the got there........well...........they've been stuck somewhere in Oregon........fuckin' mudslides everywhere. :confused: the red cross/blue cross had to be called in.....no water or supplies i guess.:eek: .......big 5th wheel so not a problem for them but........it just might fuck up all their reservations *B&C for uncle phil* :D |
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soon...soon...soon...
get back from florida and it's almost like winter up here... thanks for thinking about me, buddy... |
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that is toooooo fucking cool.........
nice find. save that one phil 'ol boy. ......and where the hell have the tunes been lately man? |
wonder if i can make that fit in my avatar?
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Snowbird
Beneath this snowy mantle cold and clean The unborn grass lies waiting for its coat to turn to green The snowbird sings the song he always sings And speaks to me of flowers that will bloom again in spring When I was young my heart was young then, too Anything that it would tell me, that's the thing that I would do But now I feel such emptiness within For the thing that I want most in life's the thing that I can't win Spread your tiny wings and fly away And take the snow back with you Where it came from on that day The one I love forever is untrue And if I could you know that I would Fly away with you The breeze along the river seems to say That he'll only break my heart again should I decide to stay So, little snowbird, take me with you when you go To that land of gentle breezes where the peaceful waters flow Spread your tiny wings and fly away And take the snow back with you Where it came from on that day The one I love forever is untrue And if I could you know that I would Fly away with you Yeah, if I could I know that I would fl-y-y-y-y away with you Have fun golfing in Fla, everyday phil...........:thumbsup: *bastard* |
maybe the flyman is right about all those things he calls you...
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damn straight i'm right .............
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