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Fly 10-03-2004 06:41 PM

Humble Pie ............Alabama 69


I come from Alabama and I work a ten pound hammer
And my womans picking cotton for the bossman on the hill
They work us till they break our back
And beat us cos our skin is black
I guess I'll have to slave till the whip is in the grave
When will we be free
I wanna walk down any road
And feel we have our liberty
From day to day we live to die
The scars across my back don't lie
Ain't there anyone out there
To hear my freedom cry
Now I believe a man's a man who earns his pay as best he can
The colour of his skin don't mean that he ain't just like you
But white folk here don't give a hell
They think that we were born to smell
Of sweat and dust and dirt
And pull a plough until we die
When will we be free
I wanna walk down any road
And feel we have our liberty
These shoes I'm wearing every day
Got holes the size of Frisco Bay
I'm praying for the time
When there will come a judgement day
You all know how long it is since Lincoln made their promices
That one day we would walk alone the white side of the street
But there was some bad folk around
Who got so riled they shot him down
And there ain't a cop in town
Who wouldn't do the same for me
When will we be free
I wanna walk down any road
And feel I've got my liberty
When will we be free
When will we be free
When will we be free
When will we be free

Fly 10-03-2004 06:42 PM

page freakin' 3 phil..............you're on your way baby.

uncle phil 10-04-2004 01:33 PM

can't wait 'til im on cloud (page) nine like you, fly...oooh, need to talk to fre and see if he'll let me change my avatar while i'm on vacation...my bad...you're on page 10...

Fly 10-04-2004 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
can't wait 'til im on cloud (page) nine like you, fly...oooh, need to talk to fre and see if he'll let me change my avatar while i'm on vacation...my bad...you're on page 10...




Fre will do it........he's the shit eh!!!!! :thumbsup:


and as long as it's Marilyn.....things will be good............. :D




enjoy your vacation to eh Mystro.......

(and yes......once again......i no its spelt rong.........)

Fly 10-06-2004 04:58 AM

http://www.marilyn-monroe.org.uk/pictures/monroe05.jpg

paddyjoe 10-06-2004 01:07 PM

dang fly, that shot ROCKS!!!

uncle phil 10-06-2004 02:00 PM

here's some good stuff...

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/gennytwelvehorselabel.jpg">

Fly 10-06-2004 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
dang fly, that shot ROCKS!!!


no joe........Marilyn rocks man.........



http://www.marilyn-monroe.org.uk/pictures2/Niagra7.jpg

uncle phil 10-06-2004 04:22 PM

oh, man...(/me hides...) she's pickin' her freakin' nose...

Fly 10-06-2004 04:28 PM

jesus phil..........she's motioning for you to come to her..........


you gotta look beyond the nose pickin' thing eh.


at least that's how i see it.

Fly 10-06-2004 04:29 PM

there ya' go..........better?


http://www.marilyn-monroe.org.uk/pictures2/Niagra9.jpg

uncle phil 10-06-2004 04:56 PM

in a heartbeat...

Fly 10-06-2004 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
in a heartbeat...



.......damn straight........... :thumbsup:

Fly 10-07-2004 09:09 PM

just gets more beautiful with each pic............ :thumbsup:

http://www.marilyn-monroe.org.uk/pictures2/Niagra5.jpg

Fly 10-08-2004 06:33 AM

Beck - Corvette Bummer Lyrics

all my days I had moldy bread
robot brains and the flyin' airplanes
hollowed out and filled with dust
rockin' like a hurricane under the rug
bored to the core on a sunken boat
a worn out candle and a plastic coat
a ziplock bag, a pelican bone
a perfect shape, a cardboard reject
overfed, electric comatose
riding in the air, invisible socks
a broken blanket, flamin' sawdust
wakin' up in the shadow of a piece of dirt



gonna fly like a dog
gonna leap right out the wall
gonna walk around this town with a can o' whiskey
gonna run like a bird
gonna roll out in the dirt
gonna run around this town with the phone machine



yellow cat layin flat on the road
molten lead shootin' out the ground
tinfoil witch burnin' under the bridge
flap your wings and leap out the window
put a glass eye in the eyes of god,
nuke the kiss
polaroid cupcake
take it to the limit, new wave biscuit
camouflage gimmick, whip out like never before



gonna jump like a fly
gonna burn like a pig
gonna flap around and pass out on the kitchen floor
gonna crawl like a rock
gonna dance like a worm
gonna take my shoes right off and smell my socks



fly like a squirrel
gonna swim like a chicken
gonna weedwack a plate of noodles in the afternoon
gonna melt like a weasel
gonna fry like a kid
gonna get my walkie talkie, and some mustard and
some mayonnaise, and a mermaid, and some macaroni, bricks, and some
telephone wires, and phone machines, and a fax machine, and a...(laughing)

Averett 10-08-2004 07:44 AM

The Pinnacle resturant in Niagara Falls has pictures of Marilyn all around from when she was filming there. Pictures in the ladies bathroom too ;)

Fly 10-08-2004 09:17 AM

http://www.marilyn-monroe.org.uk/pictures/monroe03.jpg

uncle phil 10-08-2004 11:55 AM

i love those legs that go all the way to her behind...

Fly 10-11-2004 05:59 AM

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...SS/130-355.jpg

Fly 10-11-2004 06:02 AM

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...SS/182-199.jpg

Fly 10-11-2004 06:04 AM

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...09_220-172.jpg

Fly 10-11-2004 06:05 AM

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...09_220-165.jpg

Fly 10-11-2004 06:11 AM

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...09_220-028.jpg

Fly 10-11-2004 06:12 AM

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...09_220-173.jpg

Fly 10-11-2004 06:12 AM

sorry phil...........was havin' a Marilyn moment i guess.

uncle phil 10-11-2004 04:21 PM

fly. you go right ahead and have all of those "marilyn moments" you want...

paddyjoe 10-11-2004 05:48 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/paddyjoe/mar.jpg


"In My Car"

Produced by Brian Wilson and Eugene Landy
Brian Wilson/Eugene Landy/Alexandra Morgan


When I'm behind the wheel
Horses of gas and steel
The highway is my home
In fiberglass and chrome
Fantasy car shiny Corvette
Let's take a ride you can't forget
Come on pretty lady ride with me

In my car
I'm captain of my destiny
In my car
Pretty babe come cruise with me

Come for a drive
And we'll arrive
Feelin' alive

I'm master of my fate
When I accelerate
My new Vette is my throne
When on the road we roam we roam we roam roam
Cruisin' like we're in a dream
Feelin' like we're still sixteen
Being a part of the great American scene

In my car
I'm captain of my destiny
In my car
Pretty babe come cruise with me

Come for a drive
And we'll arrive
Feelin' alive

Cruise cruise cruise with me baby
Now move move up in the stratosphere
Zoom zoom zoom with me darlin' now
We're still cruisin' after all these
Cruisin' after all these years

Wind blowing in my hair
I feel like a millionaire
Radio is blasting strong
We're breaking out in song
Blazing trails both near and far
Park my car behind a star
Life is full of possibilities

In my car
I'm captain of my destiny
In my car
Oh pretty babe come cruise with me

Come for a drive
And we'll arrive
Feelin' alive

In my car
I'm captain of my destiny
In my car
Oh pretty babe come cruise with me

Fly 10-11-2004 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
fly. you go right ahead and have all of those "marilyn moments" you want...


you got 'er man........


http://www.babemoon.com/images/pic/m...lyn-monroe.jpg

Fly 10-11-2004 08:01 PM

http://www.babemoon.com/images/pic/m...lyn-monroe.jpg

Fly 10-11-2004 08:03 PM

hhhmmmmmmmmm....... :hmm:

http://www.babemoon.com/images/pic/m...lyn-monroe.jpg

Fly 10-11-2004 08:05 PM

http://www.babemoon.com/images/pic/m...lyn-monroe.jpg

Fly 10-11-2004 08:07 PM

http://www.babemoon.com/images/pic/m...lyn-monroe.jpg

Fly 10-11-2004 08:08 PM

http://www.babemoon.com/images/pic/m...lyn-monroe.jpg

ngdawg 10-11-2004 08:10 PM

Are you using babemoon for your pictures, perhaps? :)

Fly 10-11-2004 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngdawg
Are you using babemoon for your pictures, perhaps? :)


GIS Marilyn Monroe nude,clicked the 1st link,and started picking shots for phil......... :thumbsup:



check it out.....i'm sure 'ol uncle mystro will. :D

ngdawg 10-11-2004 08:29 PM

http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/monroe_m.jpg

uncle phil 10-12-2004 12:41 PM

these pics are great, gang...thanks...

paddyjoe 10-12-2004 02:25 PM

JOHN FOGERTY

"The Old Man Down The Road"



He take the thunder from the mountain, he take the lightning from the sky,
He bring the strong man to his begging knee, he make the young girl's mama cry.

You got to hidey-hide, you got to jump and run;
You got to hidey-hidey-hide, the Old Man is down the road.

He got the voices speak in riddles, he got the eye as black as coal,
He got a suitcase covered with rattlesnake hide, and he stands right in the road.

You got to hidey-hide, you got to jump up run away;
You got to hidey-hidey-hide, the Old Man is down the road.

Aaah!

He make the river call your lover, he make the barking of the hound,
Put a shadow 'cross the window, when the Old Man comes around.

You got to hidey-hide, you got to jump and run again;
You got to hidey-hidey-hide, the Old Man is down the road.
The Old Man is down the road.

Aaah!
You got ta, you got ta, you got ta, hidey-hidey-hide!



Bet this fucker is drivin a 'vette, too :D

uncle phil 10-12-2004 04:00 PM

pj, you need a dip in irondequoit bay...in the middle of january...

Fly 10-12-2004 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
pj, you need a dip in irondequoit bay...in the middle of january...



hell....i read this quick at first,and i thought you called joe a dip........... :D


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