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Fly 10-14-2004 03:58 AM

mornin' phil.........page 4 my friend.........you're catchin' me.



http://www.babemoon.com/images/pic/m...lyn-monroe.jpg

ngdawg 10-15-2004 09:17 PM

JIMMY BUFFETT
Album: Unknow
Title: Floridays
Text: I come from where the rivers meet the sea
That's part of why I'm so wild and fancy free
I was early into crazy ways
My folks said, "It's just a phase"
They were hoping for better days

Now in my line of work I seem to see a lot more than most
Write 'em down, pas 'em around
It's the gospel from the coast
Reflections, not just replays
Takin' time to escape the maze
Lookin' for better days

I spent a year of my life one night
On the beaches in old Beirut
Seems that all they're aimin' for there
Is to hang around and shoot
Each others' lives away
Bloody winds on a distant bay
They're lookin' for better days

Looking to the left, looking to the right
Looking to the stars to shed some light
Hoping for a breath, hoping for break
Hopin' for the give without the take

The dreamers line the state road
Just to watch the runway show
Slouched behind their steering wheels
They just watch the big jets go
Streakin' through the morning haze
Focal point of a distant gaze
Lookin' for better days

Pale invaders and tanned crusaders
Are worshipping the sun
On the corner of "walk" and "don't walk"
Somewhere on US 1
I'm back to livin' Floridays
Blue skies and ultra-violet rays
Lookin' for better days

Fly 10-15-2004 11:33 PM

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Fly 10-17-2004 07:28 AM

http://www.njit.edu/old/rotc/Year%20...man,%20sir.jpg





you da man phil

paddyjoe 10-17-2004 06:29 PM

Eric Clapton

Mainline Florida


My heart was leaping in the sun;
My friends all say that you're the one.
Let me get this one thing very clear:
There ain't enough going on down here.

Mainline Florida, oh say.
Mainline Florida, O.K.

Her arms were open, open wide;
Her invitation's a changing tide.
I could remember not long ago
We took a cruise down on Hotel Row.

Chorus

Second Verse

Chorus

Fly 10-19-2004 03:29 AM

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Fly 10-19-2004 03:29 AM

http://www.ellensplace.net/m_nude2.jpg

Fly 10-19-2004 03:31 AM

http://www.ellensplace.net/m_robe2.jpg

Fly 10-21-2004 11:22 AM

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Fly 10-22-2004 05:12 AM

http://www.portlandmusicians.com/sho...oklogo_300.gif

Fly 10-23-2004 07:10 AM

http://www.spydersempire.com/monroe/glam/b-4.jpg

Fly 10-28-2004 03:39 AM

http://www.marilyn-monroe.org.uk/pictures2/Niagra1.jpg

Fly 11-01-2004 06:59 AM

http://www.pkdickbooks.com/covers/unclejam.jpg

uncle phil 11-01-2004 01:46 PM

man, you guys (and girls) are awesome...

"Maestro is back in the building..."

paddyjoe 11-01-2004 03:57 PM

Now why does this guy make me think of you?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...dementonew.jpg



wecome home bro.

Fly 11-01-2004 04:11 PM

how was the trip phil?

uncle phil 11-01-2004 05:22 PM

man...dr. demento...used to listen to him in buffalo...why am i not still in florida...what a great vacation...bogey golf...what am i doing back here?

Fly 11-02-2004 06:22 AM

nothin' wrong with bogey golf phil.....nice job. :thumbsup:


http://www.memphis-schools.k12.tn.us...lus/Bogeys.jpg

paddyjoe 11-02-2004 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
...why am i not still in florida...what a great vacation......what am i doing back here?


cuz you missed us, hunny :love:

uncle phil 11-02-2004 04:50 PM

pj, you're so sweet...

Fly 11-02-2004 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
what am i doing back here?

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
cuz you missed us, hunny :love:

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
pj, you're so sweet...



okay.....this is gettin' sad fellas........

paddyjoe 11-03-2004 04:46 AM

Aww, now fly. Won't you join us for a nice, old-fashioned tea party.... :D



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...a_partynew.jpg

uncle phil 11-03-2004 04:30 PM

damn, i must be perverted...started looking under the table to see if they were wearing underpants...

paddyjoe 11-04-2004 07:40 PM

Here's one for you, pal.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...dard_can_e.jpg

uncle phil 11-05-2004 03:11 AM

pj, i remember when that was $4.00/case...

Fly 11-06-2004 08:42 AM

a few from my collection phil........


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...n/marilyn1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...n/marilyn2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...n/marilyn3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...n/marilyn6.jpg

uncle phil 11-08-2004 12:40 PM

got my avs back...skipped october for fre's sleeper jammies...great pics, fly...thought i saw lennon and mccartney in there, too...

Fly 11-08-2004 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
got my avs back...skipped october for fre's sleeper jammies...great pics, fly...thought i saw lennon and mccartney in there, too...


yup.......you did.........gotta trip on the Beatles eh........


i have more Marilyn,........you'll get 'em soon enough.

paddyjoe 11-10-2004 02:13 PM

MY HOMETOWN

I was eight years old and running with a dime in my hand
Into the bus stop to pick up a paper for my old man
I'd sit on his lap in that big old Buick and steer as we drove through town
He'd tousle my hair and say son take a good look around this is your hometown
This is your hometown
This is your hometown
This is your hometown

In `65 tension was running high at my high school
There was a lot of fights between the black and white
There was nothing you could do
Two cars at a light on a Saturday night in the back seat there was a gun
Words were passed in a shotgun blast
Troubled times had come to my hometown
My hometown
My hometown
My hometown

Now Main Street's whitewashed windows and vacant stores
Seems like there ain't nobody wants to come down here no more
They're closing down the textile mill across the railroad tracks
Foreman says these jobs are going boys and they ain't coming back to your hometown
Your hometown
Your hometown
Your hometown

Last night me and Kate we laid in bed
talking about getting out
Packing up our bags maybe heading south
I'm thirty-five we got a boy of our own now
Last night I sat him up behind the wheel and said son take a good look around
This is your hometown

uncle phil 11-10-2004 02:40 PM

damn, pj...love that song...

Fly 11-13-2004 07:48 AM

http://stellargraffiti.com/My%20Pict...20it%20is..jpg

uncle phil 11-13-2004 08:08 AM

that little grin warms the cockles of my heart...

paddyjoe 11-13-2004 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
that little grin warms the cockles of my heart...

helps out those 'cockles' a bit to the south too, phil ol' boy..... :lol:

Fly 11-15-2004 06:07 AM

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uncle phil 11-15-2004 12:59 PM

ahhhhhh...life is good...

paddyjoe 11-16-2004 04:36 AM

Joe Walsh


I have a mansion forget the price
Ain't never been there they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all


They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far


My Maserati does 185
I lost my license now I don't drive
I have a limo ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked


I'm making records my fans they can't wait
They write me letters tell me I'm great
So I got me an office gold records on the wall
Just leave a message maybe I'll call


Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
Everybody says I'm cool (He's cool)
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far


I go to parties sometimes until four
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door
It's tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody's so different I haven't changed


They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
Everybody says Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
I keep on going guess I'll never know why
Life's been good to me so far

Fly 11-16-2004 05:04 AM

check her out phil.....she's hot. :thumbsup:


http://www.drummerworld.com/Videos/HilaryJones.html

uncle phil 11-16-2004 12:47 PM

and i used to like lisa loeb until now...

Fly 11-16-2004 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
and i used to like lisa loeb until now...


lisa is tame man..........hilary would "beat" you up dude :thumbsup:



but if you get lisa to sing too you while hilary beats you up,well then you're stylein'.

uncle phil 11-17-2004 05:09 PM

need a separate pic of my "ruby"...then you'll see me and mar smilin' and stylin'...i'll get one this spring...


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