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paddyjoe 12-21-2004 04:36 AM

club sammich maybe

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/paddyjoe/ham.gif

hold the mustard please

Fly 12-21-2004 05:05 AM

page six buddy........







http://fullzx12r.free.fr/divers/six%20cul.jpg

ngdawg 12-21-2004 06:21 AM

http://www.cliphoto.com/motor1/golf2-1.jpg


oh, wait, you said wedge??? thought you said 'wedgie'

uncle phil 12-21-2004 06:31 AM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/56_lg.jpg">

Liquor Dealer 12-21-2004 06:58 AM

http://www.orchidpool.com/The%20wedg...rom%20hell.jpg

Heck! We might as well throw in the wedgie from hell!

uncle phil 12-21-2004 12:51 PM

golly, that's got to hurt...

Fly 12-28-2004 06:08 AM

shit........sorry phil.......fuckin' wankers won't let us play

uncle phil 12-30-2004 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

this site doesn't like me...

paddyjoe 12-30-2004 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
this site doesn't like me...

This site does:

http://img133.exs.cx/img133/5711/tfp...3180dpi1rr.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Fly 12-30-2004 07:11 PM

ahahhahhahhahahha...........you snuck it in there on him eh............hhhahahahahahhaaa

*sorry phil...gotta admit it was funny though*

uncle phil 12-31-2004 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

hmmm...wonder who gave pj the idea for this one...

Fly 12-31-2004 05:33 AM

he originaly wanted to nail me with this pic......but hey.....you're a willing taker eh phil?


happy new year uncle mystro.....*and i still know it's spelled wrong*

paddyjoe 12-31-2004 05:37 AM

the unc was still all excited over our hotel room encounter when he saw this..........

ngdawg 01-01-2005 04:43 PM

heaven has come to Brooklyn, Phil
http://photography.about.com/b/a/124820.htm

Fly 01-03-2005 05:33 AM

http://users.e-scapes.com/joeblow/CVVL1.jpg

uncle phil 01-03-2005 12:53 PM

beautiful automobile...fired mine up saturday...and still not a drop underneath...

Hanxter 01-11-2005 09:41 AM

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

http://intellectualize.org/images/wm.jpg

uncle phil 01-12-2005 04:49 PM

(fuck you, hank...) hehe...

paddyjoe 01-14-2005 07:27 PM

Performed by Barbara Mandrell and George Jones


I remember wearin' straight leg Levis and flannel shirts
Even when they weren't in style
I remember singin' with Roy Rogers at the movies
When the West was really wild
And I was listenin' to the Opry
When all of my friends were diggin' Rock 'n Roll
And Rhythm & Blues
I was Country, when Country wasn't cool

I remember circlin' the drive-in, pullin' up
And turnin' down George Jones
I remember when no one was lookin'
I was puttin' peanuts in my Coke
I took a lot of kiddin'
'Cause I never did fit in
now look at everybody tryin' to be what I was then
I was Country, when Country wasn't cool

(Chorus:)
I was Country, when Country wasn't cool
I was Country, from my hat down to my boots
I still act, and look the same
What you see ain't nothin' new
I was Country, when Country wasn't cool

They call us country bumpkins
For stickin' to our roots
I'm just glad we're in a country
Where we're all free to choose
I was Country, when Country wasn't cool

(Repeat chorus)

Yeah, I was Country when Country wasn't cool




you always been cool, uncle freak......... :thumbsup:

Fly 01-14-2005 08:37 PM

barbara mandrell and the mandrell sisters was a great show..........

sweet 'ol country chicks.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Astrocloud 01-15-2005 10:58 AM

Who Killed Marilyn by the Misfits

5:25 August fifth, 1962
Found her lying on her chest
Her face all turning blue
You think it was an overdose
But could it have been the pact
Could it have been the Kennedys
Was it LAPD

It ain't a mystery
Baby not to me
Funny, funny, funny mystery
Baby not to me

Rotted corpse, sex decay
Breasts all full of slugs
No answer for the accident
Her cunt has all dried up, you see

5:25 August fifth, 1962
Make it seem a suicide
Make it seem a suicide
Make it seem a suicide
Make it seem a suicide

It ain't a mystery
Baby not to me
Funny, funny, funny mystery
Baby not to me

It ain't a mystery
Baby not to me
Funny, funny, funny mystery
Baby not to me

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-oh

paddyjoe 01-15-2005 11:17 AM

wow........

uncle phil 01-15-2005 11:23 AM

yup, wow...

Fly 01-18-2005 05:23 PM

and another,yup wow........


i prefer the CCR version myself but hey........

Ike and Tina had it goin' on too.

Good Golly Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

From the early early mornin' till the early early night
You can see Miss Molly rockin' at the house of blue lights.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

Well, now momma, poppa told me: "Son, you better watch your step."
If I knew my momma, poppa, have to watch my dad myself.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

I am going to the corner, gonna buy a diamond ring.
Would you pardon me if it's a nineteen carat golden thing.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
Good golly, Miss Molly, sure like to ball.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma call.

uncle phil 01-19-2005 12:59 PM

ahh, yes...From the early early mornin' till the early early night

Fly 01-20-2005 01:01 PM

bottoms up!!!!!

http://www.users.cloud9.net/~tunktwo/genesee.jpg

uncle phil 01-20-2005 01:05 PM

dayum, those looked old enough to warrant a, dare i say it, "church key?"

paddyjoe 01-20-2005 06:52 PM

bout time that crazy canook came over to our side..................................eh?

Fly 01-20-2005 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
bout time that crazy canook came over to our side..................................eh?


ya' know.........if they sold that anywhere near here......i'd try it........but alas....i'm stuck with these brands


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...fullfridge.jpg




ohhhhh.....and phil...here's a little help for ya'....


http://www.aecom.yu.edu/aif/gallery/...church_key.jpg


i'm assuming that's what you meant.

uncle phil 01-21-2005 03:49 AM

that would be
a "church-key..."

Fly 01-27-2005 05:49 AM

http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/origina...onroe%2012.jpg

Charlatan 01-27-2005 06:10 AM

I always thought this was a church key...

http://www.dvrbs.com/Camden-Beer/Opener-001.jpg

and what the heck is "horse ale"... does this mean it's true that American beer really does taste like piss?

http://www.users.cloud9.net/~tunktwo/genesee.jpg

uncle phil 01-27-2005 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
I always thought this was a church key...

http://www.dvrbs.com/Camden-Beer/Opener-001.jpg

and what the heck is "horse ale"... does this mean it's true that American beer really does taste like piss?

http://www.users.cloud9.net/~tunktwo/genesee.jpg

that key won't open cans, and

it's 12 Horse Ale, not "horse ale..."

Fly 01-27-2005 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
and what the heck is "horse ale"... does this mean it's true that American beer really does taste like piss?




AHHHhahahhahahahahahaha...........fuckin' good one Charlie.........

take that phil..........

*stands and bellows..........*

WE GOT THE BEER....WE GOT THE BEER......:thumbsup:

Charlatan 01-27-2005 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
that key won't open cans, and

it's 12 Horse Ale, not "horse ale..."

Ohhhh I see, when they use the piss of twelve horses it makes it taste better...

When you are ready for some *real* beer come up here and wet your whistle...

Fly 01-27-2005 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
Ohhhh I see, when they use the piss of twelve horses it makes it taste better...

When you are ready for some *real* beer come up here and wet your whistle...


you tell 'em baby............


*12 horse piss*..............


ahahahahahhaaa............sorry phil.....but he's right ya' know.
:D

Astrocloud 02-12-2005 09:09 AM

<embed src="http://www.bandiart.net/MUSIC/MARILYN/Marilyn%20Monroe%20-%20I%20Want%20To%20Be%20Loved%20By%20You.mp3">

Fly 03-01-2005 05:28 AM

http://www.sitefights.com/community/...er-genesee.gif

paddyjoe 03-01-2005 06:18 AM

now yer talkin, flyboy.......... :thumbsup:

Fly 03-01-2005 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
now yer talkin, flyboy.......... :thumbsup:


it'd be nice to try that stuff too eh........


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