well hell phil........how did paddyjoe get to hang with Marilyn? :D


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and we've got you to page 2 also..........



weeeeeeeee.................

Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day
When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest
in a big field of tall grass
I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face

And I fell asleep and dreamed
I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie
And that I was the star of the movie
This really blew my mind, the fact that me,
an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome
should be the star of a Hollywood movie

But there I was, I was taken to a place, the hall of the mountain kings
I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world
In front of every kind of girl, there was
black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones...

Out of the middle came a lady
She whispered in my ear something crazy
She said:

Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

[spoken:]

I thought to myself what could that mean
Am I going crazy or is this just a dream
Now, wait a minute
I know I'm lying in a field of grass somewhere
so it's all in my head
and then.. I heard her say one more time:

[sung:]

Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

[spoken:]
I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back
As she disappeared, but soon she returned
In her hand was a bottle of wine, in the other, a glass
She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass
And raised it to her lips
And just before she drank it, she said:

[sung:]
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl


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I WANT MY MAYPO!!!

kinda the mood i'm in tonight.......hope you can feel it too....



Imagine : John Lennon

Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

"Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!"

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I had to look up magic twanger...just ONCE i wish you guys would speak PLAIN english!! :lol:

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http://www.cyber-cinema.com/bestsell...netstockng.jpg
http://www.butisitart.co.uk/images/details/FP32.jpg

got this pic on my guitar.....


http://www.cyber-cinema.com/bestsell...netstockng.jpg



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...n_acoustic.jpg




..........and let's not forget folks......



be kind to your buds!!!!!!!

"Hiya, kids...hiya, hiya, hiya!!!"

here phil..........found this for you






Magic Twanger

"The Toad"

The Toad Magic Twanger was custom built for Ryan Dunn of California.

It incorporates some of the most beautiful aged French Claro Walnut I have seen.


http://www.edromanguitars.com/resour...ges/ryand4.jpg


The body is bound with a 1/4 inch maple strip.

The neck will also be bound to match In this photo the neck is still in preparation.

http://www.edromanguitars.com/resour...ges/ryand9.jpg

This is the neck after inlay and before binding and frets my shop will inlay anything.

http://www.edromanguitars.com/resour...es/ryand15.jpg

The boxy Tele shape by nature of it's squarish design simply does not lend itself to gracefulness.

This makes it quite a challenge to do a graceful all access neck and heel joint.

As you can see I have accomplished this task by hand carving the neck heel

so that it sits lower and better facilitates playing ease.

http://www.edromanguitars.com/resour...es/ryand11.jpg

The Magic Twanger (Toad) Guitar

nobody ever watched the buster brown show with andy devine when they were kids?

Andy Devine


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Birthday: October 7, 1905
Birth Place: Flagstaff,Arizon, U.S.A
Date of death: February 18, 1977
Cause of death: Details of death and place of death Orange ,California ,U.S.A (leukemia)

Jingles...

wtf?


phil wears dresses?


whatever floats your boat phil..........

take your pick sweetheart


http://www.metrofashion.net/uima/im_evening_gowns3.jpg

I could see u in the red one fly.......

well hell Oshn.......those dresses are for phil eh............




but ya' know.....the red one is kinda sweet isn't it? :thumbsup:

I know, but I could see u in a dress more than phil.....

i could look at her without a dress all day...

Joplin Janis
Album: Pearl
Title: Me And Bobby Mcgee
Text: Busted flat in Baton Rouge
Waitin' for a train
When I's feelin' near as faded as my jeans
Bobby thumbed a diesel down
Just before it rained
He rode us all the way to New Orleans

I pulled my harpoon
Out of my dirty red bandana
I was playin' soft while Bobby sang blues
Windshield wipers slappin' time
I was holdin' Bobby's hand in mine
We sang every song that driver knew

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', I mean nothin' hon' if it ain't free
Yeah, feelin' good was easy Lord, when he sang the blues
Yeah, feelin' good was good enough for me
Good enough for me and my Bobby Mcgee

From the Kentucky coal mines
To the California sun
Yeah, Bobby shared the secrets of my soul
Through all kinds of weather
Through everything that we done
Hey, Bobby baby kept me from the cold

One day up near Salinas, Lord
I let him slip away
He's lookin' for that home, and I hope he finds it
Well, I'd trade all o' my tomorrows
For one single yesterday
To be holdin' Bobby's body next to mine

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', an' that's all that Bobby left me, la da
Oh, feelin' good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues
Yeah, feelin' good was good enough for me, oo oo
Good enough for me and my Bobby Mcgee

La da da
La da da da
La da da da da da da da
La da da da da da da da Bobby Mcgee, yeah
La da da da da da da
La da da da da
La da da da da da da Bobby Mcgee, yeah

La da La la da da la da da la da da
La da da da da da da da da
Hey now, Bobby, now, now Bobby Mcgee, yeah
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Hey now Bobby now now Bobby Mcgee, yeah

Lord, I called him my lover
I called him my man
I said I called him my lover did the best I can, c'mon
Hey now Bobby now,
hey now Bobby Mcgee, yeah

wooooooo

la da da da da da da

betcha wouldn't mind spendin' an evening w/ her eh phil?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/19...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

you guys (and girls) are awesome...thanks again...

We're molded in your image ol' unc. (maybe a tad forgetful tho) :D



The Band

Stagefright

Now deep in the heart of a lonely kid
Who suffered so much for what he did,
They gave this ploughboy his fortune and fame,
Since that day he ain't been the same.

See the man with the stage fright
Just standin' up there to give it all his might.
And he got caught in the spotlight,
But when we get to the end
He wants to start all over again.

I've got fire water right on my breath
And the doctor warned me I might catch a death.
Said, "You can make it in your disguise,
Just never show the fear that's in your eyes."

See the man with the stage fright,
Just standin' up there to give it all his might.
He got caught in the spotlight,
But when we get to the end
He wants to start all over again.

Now if he says that he's afraid,
Take him at his word.
And for the price that the poor boy has paid,
He gets to sing just like a bird, oh, ooh ooh ooh.

Your brow is sweatin' and your mouth gets dry,
Fancy people go driftin' by.
The moment of truth is right at hand,
Just one more nightmare you can stand.

See the man with the stage fright
Just standin' up there to give it all his might.
And he got caught in the spotlight,
But when we get to the end
He wants to start all over again, hmm hmm,

You wanna try it once again, hmm hmm,
Please don't make him stop, hmm hmm,
Let him take it from the top, hmm hmm,
Let him start all over again.

hmph.......speak for yourself......... :D

see what I mean...you forgot your vowels :D

she wants ya' phil..........


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*edit*


oopppppssss.

<img src="http://www.gap.com/assets/product/main/baby/bg204852-00p1.jpg">

wow, christmas jammies...god bless you, one and all...

you know who they are..........


Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you.

stealers wheel...you guys...where's the humble pie?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/paddyjoe/hp.jpg



I'm Ready


I have an axe and pistol, my graveyard train
Shoot tombstone bullets wearing balls and chain
I'm drinking TNT, smoking dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight



'Cause I'm ready, yeah, ready as anybody can me
Hey babe, listen
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me



Oh, you pretty little chicks with your curly hair
I know that you feel that I ain't nowhere
Cause stop what you're doing and come down here
I'll prove to you mama, that I ain't no square



I'm ready, ready as anybody can me
Yeah
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me



Come on, take it
I been drinking gin like never before
Feeling good, I want you to know
One more drink, I wish you would
Take a whole lot of loving to make me feel good



I'm ready, ready, yeah, ready as anybody can me
Yeah, I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me



I said, I'm ready for you, but I hope you're ready for me
Oh yeah, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah

Guitar/vocals- Steve Marriott, guitar/vocals- Peter Frampton, bass/vocals- Greg Ridley, drums- Jerry Shirley



Humble Pie was formed in early 1969 following Steve Marriott's departure from the Small Faces. He teamed up with Peter Frampton from The Herd as well as Greg Ridley from Spooky Tooth and drummer Jerry Shirley. The band always had far more recognition in the US than at home in the UK and partly explains the later phenomenal success of Frampton's solo album Frampton Comes Alive.

The band's first single, Natural Born Bugie, was a major hit and showed the evolution of the band from its individual members' former careers. The first two albums, As Safe as Yesterday Is and Town and Country, were both released in 1969. The success continued into the 1970s and included one of the definitive live albums Performance- Rockin' the Filmore. Peter Frampton decided he had had enough as it was difficult being in a band with two front-men and he was replaced by Clem Clempson who had previously been with Bakerloo and Colosseum.

However, the group was losing focus and even the addition of female vocal group The Blackberries failed to bring back the early success.

Steve Marriott continued to tour extensively although largely confined to the pub circuit until his untimely death in a house fire in 1991. Humble Pie recently reformed with original members Shirley and Ridley with Bobby Tench on vocals and Dave Colwellon guitar. This line-up released the Back on Track album in 2002. Peter Frampton also rejoined Shirley and Ridley along with Clem Clempson for the Steve Marriott Memorial concert in April 2001 and feature on the CD of the event.

Towards the end of 2003 Greg Ridley had started gigging again. However, he died in hospital in Spain on 19 November.