makes up some bs story to defend self
sends scathing PM to berny calling her an array of deregetory terms

mourns the loss of air45

Request for another TFPer to post pictures of themselves in pantyhose.

suggests bundy

reminds batman and slim WE HAVE A REQUEST BOARD!!!

politely asks a mod to move the offending posts
tells hanxter to stop being a lil pussy who dobs on people

forwarded as a "reported post" so any md that wants to mod this admin may do so at his discretion...

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/avatar....ine=1088836736

Sitting on my ass

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omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

seconds that request just cuz i know the last dude who wore the hose.

gotta find fly some more tunes...

bummed about classified ad for burger collection, turns out it was a booger collection....

Gives up modding the thread and jumps in as an asshat, making references to Macs, wells, Lassie, a female movie star and burgers in a way that makes no sense whatsoever, yet is mildly amusing.

*edit: edits out most of the craziness so it now resembles a generic request to remain on topic.*

visits this thread and says nothing.

Gives a long speech about how he wishes that Certain people hadn't ruined a thread with such great potential.

ponders the subliminal meaning of harry truman's middle name...

wanders randomly into the thread asking off-topic newbie questions that will get sent to the nubi board

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omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

Nice cock.

accidently used "asshat" in a sentence... at work..near boss.... DOOP! Why must you corrupt me!

*dodges "take responsibility for your actions" bullets*

30 wailings with a spawned out salmon. *spank me baby* ;)

Worst cimcumcision I have ever seen.

shakes head at the thought of the rock inspecting circumcisions...

Ponders how words can be combined in clever ways to make new words like "asshat". Wonders if it refers to the wearing of headgear on one's ass, or wearing one's ass like a hat.

Posts lengthy google keyword search links, with apparent reference to the evolution of "asshat", while pretending to already know all of this.

Also, waiting for someone to jump in with reference to the level of objectivity in Michael Moore films.

Short arm inspection sailor, TEN HUT!!!

If it was good enough for Uncle Sammys Navy it's good enough for me.

I do, however, find Labial inspections much more entertaining.

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omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

it's when your head is so far up your ass,that you gotta call it an asshat.........


*sheesh,what an asshat*:D

Bump from almost page three.

amancipation of teh proclamation on teh aparliamentation from the empowermentation of the bronx

Obligatory "I don't get it" and "In Before The Lock!" comments.

Notes that this would never happen if Nixon were in the Whitehouse.

Makes superficially insightful, but ultimately self contradictory and incomprehensible comment.

Inserts non sequitor

Suspects the latter. Says as much.

(Slinks away smiling gnomically.)

makes pretense at understanding, then proves not to understand by posting long boring diatribe going nowhere

Points out that Iliftrocks has failed to understand, and proceeds to make his diatribe even longer and more boring by picking it apart point by pointless point.

Changes the subject.

Posts 'applause' emoticon.

Whines about that ridiculous girl who keeps posting crap in my thread, then sends mod a PM to complain, without realising futility of action.

Challanges certain posters to actually try to get what this thread is about. Posts three ellipsis points at end of sentence for reasons unknown.

wonders if Jack ever actually came to thread.



who the fuck is Jack?

wonders where all of bernie's funny pix went.

Quotes last post.

Attatches post script enquiring if he meant to use alternative adjective. Stops self short of teeing off on shit pictures, realises he's too late... thinks about adding winking emoticon for about a nanosecond. Renigs.

Tries to bring back thread posters that were actually interesting by trolling with statement about Slimshaydee's maternal parent.

***** "FUN" INJECTED *****

omg it's a serious thread, dudes.



silly, nothing you write is crap bernadettie spaghetti!!!

Bumps thread back up by breaking previous boycot of my own thread brought on by those few breathtakenly unfunny american posters.

Begs Peetster to keep an eye on this thing, while somehow managing to throw in a subtle reference to Latch's homosexuality. Waits in anticipation for a barrage of slanderous verbal arrows.

Scratches cock.

Comes back to thread to defend heterosexuality. Reminds insulter that he was the one who did a "kissing" icon to slim the other day.

Throws insults at everyone else.

Discusses love of peanut butter.

Promises to never return to thread (again).

Watches thread closely. Decides to subscribe to it.