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Insightful reply with link to Islamic Militant Bukkake Kitten

Another!

witty comment

A comeback to the witty comment followed by several grinning emoticons

Threadjack

blanket message

YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!

rebuttal with :p at the end

Token post agreeing with fellow countryman.

line about the last sporting event in which the country competed in

random insult to the opposing team that the country beat.

insert generic internet acronym followed by emoticon.

Flame-bait reply to Threadjack, causing thread to move further off-topic.

Inserted a link to a page only marignally related to this discussion, to show off my Google abilities.

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Comment with few words above large quote.

this work?

http://volcano.photobucket.com/album...man/sum_41.jpg



my kids favorite band at the moment.

reference to hitting it

Sweet NEW YORK BOOBS

Random personal attack with unsubstantiated claims bordering on megalomania.

Reference to Moobie's promiscuous mother

Three laughing emoticons.

random comment that will be overlooked

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personal attack on spelling of another poster to avoid the real issue.

Leet-speak flames the above poster. Calls him, among other things, 'teh gayz0r'

link proving that previous leet-speak is incorrectly tpyed

Flames nerds who type in leet-speak because I secretly despise them for always beating me in any videogame I've ever played

Quotes cj2112 and replies with link to obscure gaming forum proving original spelling was correct. Then follows up with a tounge-in-cheek comment about said poster, but forgets to put a winking emoticon at the end, thus aquiring an enemy for life.

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Ergo, I shouldn't answer when I drink.

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I want to -where are you when I want to drink?

Politely asks previous posters to go jack some other thread.

apologizes to mod team and claims it won't happen again and then not so politely points out that a "who is" search reveals that the admin of Meridae'n's obscure "gaming forum" is actually a high ranking executive of the Microsoft Corporation, which would explain why the only games discussed on said forum are X-box exclusive games.

huge apologies to mods, even though I had no real involvment.

Posting of another thread in General Discussion of how great the mods are and how TFP is different from other boards and how glad I am that I'm here and etc etc etc

post of link to previously mentioned suck-up thread to firmly state where my nose is.

makes snide comment about mod's overzealous moderation abilities

Creates a very rare triple X-post which now makes no sense out of context.

Tacks on a post-script questioning how this thread made it to a second page. Steals a 'thumbs up' smilie from dwarf throwing forum to end a somewhat mediocre effort.

Notices the thread hasn't been posted to in over a day. Does a bump.

Comments on post bumping

no comment...

Apologies. Explains that he realises worthless thread bumping is frowned upon, but it wasn't worthless because "blah blah".

Starts another suck-up threads to mods/TFP in GD.

Laughs at obvious suck-up attempt, but keeps comments civil and encourages more independant thought.

Quickly agrees with independent thought idea.

Double post.

*edit: Double post*

Double post - with apology for above double post.

Poor attempt to edit out the double post.

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random agreement to feel self important.

posted to remark on above wrong thread post becoming seemngly posted redundantly

post making some obvious observation just to be involved in something silly even thought the post will be recognized as such.

you know it just occured to me that there is no such thing as a straight lines - it's just an arc from the diameter of a circle having an infinite size

needlessly long and obtuse post, exhibiting a certain floating snippiness.

implication that the poster is the only person who knows anything not only about the matter at hand, but all other matters as well.

conversely, implicit challenge to the competence of all posters on the thread to post anything about this or anything else for that matter.

as the post gets longer, the self-erasing quality of it becomes more and more evident.

increase in floating snippiness.

a piling up of gratuitous snarky remarks aimed at conservatives. supplemented maybe with an arbitrary confessional moment or two.
in some alternate universe, one can assume that the second element is understood as mitigating the effects of the first.

with each new element, the self-erasing character of the post increases.

the self-eraure/snippiness dynamic develops a life of its own.

potential realization of problematic situation that is developing but will not be erased resolved by deploying an even more impenetrable wall of academic terminology.

obvious signal of continued impact of the self-erasing/snippiness dynamic in the swelling typo rate. letters sprayed about.

the post gets longer: clearly it is now about nothing other than anxiety about loss of control. the writer appears to be wrestling with a firehose shooting streams of letters about under higher and higher pressure.


arbitrary ending passed off as a conclusion.

hey - i said NO FLAMING!!! so i got edited

Complaint about the obviously fake breasts.

nsfw added

post from miscellaneous board member who is way behind the times and is catching this thread on the down-curve.

Narcissism. Misplaced LOL.

Midget joke.

Reference to beer to appease Hanxter.

Annoying dissection of previous posters' points...

Retort.

Comment on size of breasts, regardless of context.

Recognizes the post as an obvious observation and teases poster for making it.

Impotent summation.

- sign off.

obvious brown-nosing the mods post about their editing skillz.

admonishes fremen for site plugging in his sig-nature

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Post merged from a similar thread that was started without searching.

points bernadette HERE!!!

Insert twist ending to latest hollywood blockbuster without using the spoiler tag.

Snide remark, with implications of homosexuality and an affiliation with hitler for the purpose of flaming

inserts exclamation with regard to previous poster's off color comments.

[edited for color]

must remember not to edit out of editing bragging rights lest i be edited for editing

Complains that none of this would have happened if my political party had complete control of the government. (Oh, and your political party has no clue what it is talking about.)

found out today that if voting actually changes anything it would be illegal - so as far as watermelons and jelly donuts go i would think [edited] & [edited] would be married & right at home

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snide remark about all the wingnuts in here.

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johnny did come marching home, right?

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Response to out of context post on first page, but forgot to quote the original post, and therefore this response makes no sense whatsoever.

random and overly long discussion of Domokun, Fark, and M$ that seems to make sense at first, but further reflection reveals is merely self-aggrandizing nonsense that has nothing whatsoever to do with the initial thread topic (or any of the thread-jacking attempts).

post closed with an entirely inappropriate "Booyah!"


post subsequently edited to correct spelling errors

pointless post about how much I agree with a previous poster and how another poster is completely missing the point.

I only read the first post and replied immediately, so I failed to notice that the point I'm making has already been made several times before in this thread.

post starting out as a romance novel.
ends with a gunshot and a man yelling run.

comments on this post and how it doesn't have anything to do with the topic at hand.

snide retort on freedom of speech, followed by smarmy rejoinder to open one's mind and embrace out-of-the-box thinking

for no reason, a post telling sion to get fucked. threats of ping floods and DoS attacks.

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points bernadette HERE!!!

polite suggestion that Latch reread the TFP charter.

Insert archaic salutation here!

Makes thinly veiled insult equating man to ape.
Posts picture of large sandwich.

Conclusion,
-Initials

Makes inane comment that some people think is serious.

Make serious comment that some people think is inane.

Makes an exclamatory remark about how this thread is already on page 3!

Godwin's law invocation ends thread.

:D

"Holier-than-thou" post about another member with link to Snopes.

reference to people in glass houses throwing stones in reply to previous poster's holier than thou attitude

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this belongs in nonsense...

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