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Insightful reply with link to Islamic Militant Bukkake Kitten

Another!

witty comment

A comeback to the witty comment followed by several grinning emoticons

Threadjack

blanket message

YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!

rebuttal with :p at the end

Token post agreeing with fellow countryman.

line about the last sporting event in which the country competed in

random insult to the opposing team that the country beat.

insert generic internet acronym followed by emoticon.

Flame-bait reply to Threadjack, causing thread to move further off-topic.

Inserted a link to a page only marignally related to this discussion, to show off my Google abilities.

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omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

Comment with few words above large quote.

this work?

http://volcano.photobucket.com/album...man/sum_41.jpg



my kids favorite band at the moment.

reference to hitting it

Sweet NEW YORK BOOBS

Random personal attack with unsubstantiated claims bordering on megalomania.

Reference to Moobie's promiscuous mother

Three laughing emoticons.

random comment that will be overlooked

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personal attack on spelling of another poster to avoid the real issue.

Leet-speak flames the above poster. Calls him, among other things, 'teh gayz0r'

link proving that previous leet-speak is incorrectly tpyed

Flames nerds who type in leet-speak because I secretly despise them for always beating me in any videogame I've ever played

Quotes cj2112 and replies with link to obscure gaming forum proving original spelling was correct. Then follows up with a tounge-in-cheek comment about said poster, but forgets to put a winking emoticon at the end, thus aquiring an enemy for life.

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omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

Ergo, I shouldn't answer when I drink.

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omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

I want to -where are you when I want to drink?

Politely asks previous posters to go jack some other thread.

apologizes to mod team and claims it won't happen again and then not so politely points out that a "who is" search reveals that the admin of Meridae'n's obscure "gaming forum" is actually a high ranking executive of the Microsoft Corporation, which would explain why the only games discussed on said forum are X-box exclusive games.

huge apologies to mods, even though I had no real involvment.

Posting of another thread in General Discussion of how great the mods are and how TFP is different from other boards and how glad I am that I'm here and etc etc etc

post of link to previously mentioned suck-up thread to firmly state where my nose is.