100+1=101-1=100

Nonchalant repartee.

Quotes Latch. Curses him for a seppo then throws a generic line about the correlation between Geelong and incest.

agress with Meri about Geelong and incest.

Spends a paragraph talking about how he's not actually from Geelong.... remember. he's a seppo.

FINALLY!
Giant Hamburger has finally given all of us lowly lifeforms the template to create a delicious post of Giant Hamburgian magnitude!
I must use this newly acquired knowledge to flex my burger-writing skills immediately!

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Hail fellow well met!
You are a stupid monkey!
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Sincerely,
STM (Stiltzkin the Moogle)
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I fear I may not have followed the template exactly...

reminds Latch that whilst he may not be a Geelong native, he lives there, therefore he smells.

ignores most of thread, asks question addressed on the second page

directs you to the flash animation of the how to post guide that wasn't found to be funny by the poster who posted this.

misspelled insults with caps lock

Posts random picture of someone getting thier ass kicked and an ameteur paint job of the work "0wned!" added in

makes off-topic post.

Ignores entire thread except slimshaydee's most recent post. Thinking entire thread is about his off-topic comment, I write a lengthy response including personal experience stories that no one reads but I think are incredibly insightful and gremain to the off-topic post.

I'm ignored by all subsequent posters.

Ignores above post, continues making off-topic comments
Refers to the loose virtues of the sisters/mother of a random poster.

Post containing the terms 'milf' and 'hit that'

Reminds previous poster how women are not objects and should not be treated as such, then beats off to porno titled "Women are objects so we're fuckin em because we can"

quotes above posts with added :D faces below.

post bump with obligatory "c'mon people" encouragement comment added.

posts image of lleyton hewitt in said cmon pose.

what the heck is this thread about???

Thinks better of writing a post mocking the rookie. Wonders what Bernie was up to in early August.

Attempts GH post with limited success.

Comment to the original post that totally overlooks any and all other following post.

Unimpressive attempt by virtually unknown member of forum to slide smoothly into thread and appear to be cool, mostly by mimicking posts by members of some renown.

Piece of freshly no-longer-humorous internet humour.

Non-threatening but dry conclusion.

posts link to free i-pod
bannination ensues

completely off-topic post revealing failure to read rules of posting.

Wants to see what the thread is about, but cannot figure said thread out. Gives up and complete lack of fuck is given.

Comments on his amusement at the trun of phrase, "complete lack of fuck is given".
Leaves chuckling.

posts 5 links clearly demonstrating that above phrase is incorrect

Makes comment regarding virginity of above poster.

posts 5 links clearly demonstrating that above phrase is incorrect

Posts incoherent slur of words involving the witholding of a rat's ass and receiving sexual favours from slimshaydee's mother.

reports above post to moderator

Responds to outdated flamebait with an entirely-too-vehement flame. Comes dangerously close to invoking Godwin's Law.

Joins thread on page 5 without reading any of the previous posts to add observations that many other people have already pointed out, but didn't know since he didn't read the whole thing.

quote of God of Thunder's post followed by complete affirmation and agreement with statement that it couldn't have been said better.

Chides God of Thunder for not reading the thread. Sarcastic comparison to current administration.

Suggests JumpinJesus molests wombats.

Ignores tophat665 and posts another thought that has already been discussed, flamed and otherwise argued and then heads off to Tittyboard and never checks this thread again.

posts top 10 reasons list of why this thread is better than the titty board.

refutes those 10 reasons

whinges to moderator in attempt to get above poster banned.

Whines to thread about people who spell whine with a 'g'. Lauches into an extended diatribe about British English noting the place and personal names with spelling unrelated to pronunciation, the tendency to add extra syllables where a dipthong is called for, and the strong possibility that their lingusitic peculiarities were the cause of thier loss of the American colonies. Accuses Tony Blair of being the US president's catamite. Quote's Franz Leibkin ranting about Hitler being better that Churchill.

Notes that at least it isn't French.

comments on a point that this thread reminded him about, but is not necessarily important.


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