makes snide comment about mod's overzealous moderation abilities

Creates a very rare triple X-post which now makes no sense out of context.

Tacks on a post-script questioning how this thread made it to a second page. Steals a 'thumbs up' smilie from dwarf throwing forum to end a somewhat mediocre effort.

Notices the thread hasn't been posted to in over a day. Does a bump.

Comments on post bumping

no comment...

Apologies. Explains that he realises worthless thread bumping is frowned upon, but it wasn't worthless because "blah blah".

Starts another suck-up threads to mods/TFP in GD.

Laughs at obvious suck-up attempt, but keeps comments civil and encourages more independant thought.

Quickly agrees with independent thought idea.

Double post.

*edit: Double post*

Double post - with apology for above double post.

Poor attempt to edit out the double post.

<font color="red">***** "CRAP" REMOVED ******

omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

random agreement to feel self important.

posted to remark on above wrong thread post becoming seemngly posted redundantly

post making some obvious observation just to be involved in something silly even thought the post will be recognized as such.

you know it just occured to me that there is no such thing as a straight lines - it's just an arc from the diameter of a circle having an infinite size

needlessly long and obtuse post, exhibiting a certain floating snippiness.

implication that the poster is the only person who knows anything not only about the matter at hand, but all other matters as well.

conversely, implicit challenge to the competence of all posters on the thread to post anything about this or anything else for that matter.

as the post gets longer, the self-erasing quality of it becomes more and more evident.

increase in floating snippiness.

a piling up of gratuitous snarky remarks aimed at conservatives. supplemented maybe with an arbitrary confessional moment or two.
in some alternate universe, one can assume that the second element is understood as mitigating the effects of the first.

with each new element, the self-erasing character of the post increases.

the self-eraure/snippiness dynamic develops a life of its own.

potential realization of problematic situation that is developing but will not be erased resolved by deploying an even more impenetrable wall of academic terminology.

obvious signal of continued impact of the self-erasing/snippiness dynamic in the swelling typo rate. letters sprayed about.

the post gets longer: clearly it is now about nothing other than anxiety about loss of control. the writer appears to be wrestling with a firehose shooting streams of letters about under higher and higher pressure.


arbitrary ending passed off as a conclusion.

hey - i said NO FLAMING!!! so i got edited

Complaint about the obviously fake breasts.

nsfw added

post from miscellaneous board member who is way behind the times and is catching this thread on the down-curve.

Narcissism. Misplaced LOL.

Midget joke.

Reference to beer to appease Hanxter.

Annoying dissection of previous posters' points...

Retort.

Comment on size of breasts, regardless of context.

Recognizes the post as an obvious observation and teases poster for making it.

Impotent summation.

- sign off.

obvious brown-nosing the mods post about their editing skillz.

admonishes fremen for site plugging in his sig-nature

<font color="red">***** "CRAP" REMOVED ******

omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

New Thread
 

Post merged from a similar thread that was started without searching.

points bernadette HERE!!!

Insert twist ending to latest hollywood blockbuster without using the spoiler tag.

Snide remark, with implications of homosexuality and an affiliation with hitler for the purpose of flaming

inserts exclamation with regard to previous poster's off color comments.

[edited for color]

must remember not to edit out of editing bragging rights lest i be edited for editing

Complains that none of this would have happened if my political party had complete control of the government. (Oh, and your political party has no clue what it is talking about.)

found out today that if voting actually changes anything it would be illegal - so as far as watermelons and jelly donuts go i would think [edited] & [edited] would be married & right at home

<font color="red">***** "CRAP" REMOVED ******

omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

snide remark about all the wingnuts in here.

<font color="red">***** "CRAP" REMOVED ******

omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

johnny did come marching home, right?

<font color="red">***** "CRAP" REMOVED ******

omg it's a serious thread, dudes.</font>

Response to out of context post on first page, but forgot to quote the original post, and therefore this response makes no sense whatsoever.

random and overly long discussion of Domokun, Fark, and M$ that seems to make sense at first, but further reflection reveals is merely self-aggrandizing nonsense that has nothing whatsoever to do with the initial thread topic (or any of the thread-jacking attempts).

post closed with an entirely inappropriate "Booyah!"


post subsequently edited to correct spelling errors