Posts link to article with no comments.

makes random comment about hilarity of above posters avatar

Tells slimshaydee to stick to the topic.

quotes Tophat, agrees with him, then talks about a totally unrelated thing..

Quotes Santayana, slinks off to drink heavily.

Lurks through a 6 page thread and doesn't leave a thoughtful, meaningful, or valuable contribution.

Posts random image for no reason.

http://x1.putfile.com/7/20707301870.jpg

asks female posters of the thread for n00d pictures.

comment about necessity of reviving long-dead thread.

Hmm emoticon.

non sequitor

non sequitor

comment linking the two non sequitors and JumpinJesus's post.

Comment on the purility of emoticons.

Several emoticons

TROLL!


(followed by some sarcastically flippant remark that is bound to get everyone in this thread banned)

reports above post for trolling...

warns thread not to feel the troll.

Feeds the troll.

Flame on!


and further fans the flame by insulting everyone's mother

****ooops, wrong thread****

states the obvious, avers with the previous posters, while using "OMG" "LMAO" to demonstrate command of coolness

Realizes it's too early in the morning to say anything witty. Goes back to bed.

post a funny pic involving a bed.

Posts an erotic pic involving a bed, a man, and four naked women.

types "i'd hit it" but adds nothing to the conversation.

Points out that, though it ought to be obvious to anyone with a functionuing limbic system that I too would, as Ishmal says, "hit it", then goes on to wax poetical about the frequency and vigor of the hitting.

// playlist: band - song

quick post that references nothing and is just an attempt to bump this thread to the top

realizes that it is far too late in the evening to type coherently. staggers to bed.

Broken Link

Wonders what the hell is up with this thread and why Bernadette thinks it is a serious thread.