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Old 03-17-2007, 10:50 AM   #2801 (permalink)
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when a guy can just go in the sink = too fucking gross
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Old 03-17-2007, 11:12 AM   #2802 (permalink)
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too fucking gross
= cleaning public restrooms
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Old 03-17-2007, 11:28 AM   #2803 (permalink)
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cleaning public restrooms

= here's your toothbrush convict.
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Old 03-17-2007, 05:11 PM   #2804 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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= here's your toothbrush convict.
= just me and my bacteria
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Old 03-19-2007, 11:52 AM   #2805 (permalink)
 
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just me and my bacteria = the latest Mercer Mayer book
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:56 AM   #2806 (permalink)
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the latest Mercer Mayer book = educational(?) for the children
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Old 03-20-2007, 12:25 PM   #2807 (permalink)
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educational(?) for the children = Nike shoe factory
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Old 03-20-2007, 12:31 PM   #2808 (permalink)
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Nike shoe factory = where one can step on the "swoosh..."
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Old 03-20-2007, 12:52 PM   #2809 (permalink)
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where one can step on the "swoosh..." = Ali Babba's flying carpets
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:05 PM   #2810 (permalink)
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Ali Babba's flying carpets = a unique place to get rug-burn from vigorous mile-high-club-type activity
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:40 PM   #2811 (permalink)
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a unique place to get rug-burn from vigorous mile-high-club-type activity= your armpit
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:19 PM   #2812 (permalink)
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(I don't get it)

your armpit = one of the 13 sexiest places on your body
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:31 PM   #2813 (permalink)
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one of the 13 sexiest places on your body = The Uvula

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Old 03-21-2007, 03:24 AM   #2814 (permalink)
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the uvula = spot to aim for in deepthroating
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Old 03-21-2007, 06:04 AM   #2815 (permalink)
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spot to aim for in deepthroating
= the heart
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Old 03-21-2007, 11:08 AM   #2816 (permalink)
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the heart
=An organ composed almost entirely of muscle.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:57 PM   #2817 (permalink)
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An organ composed almost entirely of muscle = The tongue
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Old 03-21-2007, 06:54 PM   #2818 (permalink)
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= the cause of most of our troubles
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:54 PM   #2819 (permalink)
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the cause of most of our troubles

= addiction
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:55 PM   #2820 (permalink)
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addiction = denial
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Old 03-22-2007, 03:09 AM   #2821 (permalink)
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denial = a river in africa

(you knew that was coming...)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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the pig likes it.
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Old 03-22-2007, 03:48 AM   #2822 (permalink)
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(good one)

a river in Africa = the Congo
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Old 03-22-2007, 10:42 AM   #2823 (permalink)
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The Congo = Drums
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Old 03-22-2007, 11:22 AM   #2824 (permalink)
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drums = percussion
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 03-22-2007, 11:57 AM   #2825 (permalink)
Fly
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Originally Posted by uncle phil
percussion

= garage band.


www.myspace.com/theblueflytrio

or......

www.myspace.com/moredogsthanbones



if i get in shit.........so be it.


(shameless plug,cuz i been drinking)


*yes this early in the afternoon*
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Old 03-22-2007, 12:42 PM   #2826 (permalink)
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garage band = annoying the neighbors

(truly enjoyed the tunes, Fly! (you bastard))
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Old 03-22-2007, 01:14 PM   #2827 (permalink)
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annoying the neighbors = Testing of home built trebuchet
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Old 03-22-2007, 03:52 PM   #2828 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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= unwise unless you have plenty of space.
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:33 PM   #2829 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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= playing football indoors. With a real football. And two full football teams.
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Old 03-22-2007, 09:13 PM   #2830 (permalink)
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playing football indoors. With a real football. And two full football teams.


= "wadda ya' mean we ran out of wobbly pops?"
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Old 03-23-2007, 05:45 AM   #2831 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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= "wadda ya' mean we ran out of wobbly pops?"
= somebody has to go for more
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Old 03-24-2007, 10:55 AM   #2832 (permalink)
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somebody has to go for more = beer run
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Old 03-24-2007, 05:51 PM   #2833 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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beer run = an opportunity to drink tequila
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Old 03-24-2007, 07:11 PM   #2834 (permalink)
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an opportunity to drink tequila


= any time a lime is present.
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Old 03-24-2007, 07:26 PM   #2835 (permalink)
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any time a lime is present. = The Sun never sets on the British Empire.
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Old 03-25-2007, 02:58 AM   #2836 (permalink)
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The Sun never sets on the British Empire = possible in the past, whereas today it's more like its always too cloudy to see the sun in the British Isles
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Old 03-26-2007, 05:44 PM   #2837 (permalink)
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possible in the past, whereas today it's more like its always too cloudy to see the sun in the British Isles
(Heh) = It used to be true, but now it's only a clinging memory...
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Old 03-27-2007, 02:14 AM   #2838 (permalink)
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It used to be true, but now it's only a clinging memory = thoughts of a woman remembering the perfection of her teenage body
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Old 03-27-2007, 05:57 AM   #2839 (permalink)
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thoughts of a woman remembering the perfection of her teenage body = somehow sexually appealing to a fat balding man thinking about a woman thinking about her body.
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Old 03-27-2007, 10:48 AM   #2840 (permalink)
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somehow sexually appealing to a fat balding man thinking about a woman thinking about her body = It's all in one of your heads, after all.
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