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Location: Tokyo
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top 5 drinks i consumed last night...
5. that nasty warm beer i bought upstairs at the Orient before we got thrown out. 4. that bourbon and coke that i spilled (poured) over some rich wankers shoes at Cargo. 3. that bourbon and coke that cost me $7.50 at Bungalow 8. 2. that second free beer i was given at that Psych party at the start of the night. 1. the first free beer i was given at said party.
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Ohayo!!! |
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Junkie
Location: NJ
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Top 5 Reasons the New Department I work for will Fail:
5. The "boss" has no interest in developing his people 4. It's been eight months and they still haven't produced a single thing 3. They tell people what they want to hear and not what's really going on 2. Every other word is a lie to cover their own asses 1. The Director needs to control everything himself and quits when things get too difficult
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Strive to be more curious than ignorant. |
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Psycho
Location: YOUR MOM!!
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Top five things you don't want to miss:
5. Your graduation 4. The birth of your first child. 3. Your wedding. 2. 10 minute shopping spree inside a liquor store. 1. The second coming of Christ.
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And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed... |
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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my top five favorite bodily functions
5. farts 4. knuckle cracking 3. a good healthy shit 2. morning wood 1. orgasms
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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beauty in the breakdown
Location: Chapel Hill, NC
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Top 5 Movie Fight Scenes
5. Chateau Fight from Matrix Reloaded 4. Helms Deep from LOTR: TTT 3. European Village fight from Saving Private Ryan 2. Lobby Shootout from The Matrix 1. Street Shootout from Heat
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"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato |
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These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
Location: 105B
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top five blowjobs
5. tomoko (roomie broke her heart and i comforted her) 4. janette (other roomies sister) 3. angela (girl i met for a weekend from missouri) 2. joann (neighbor with big boobies) 1. delinda (some girl i met at my last kegger)
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i miss K-Wise |
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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Top Five Things I Love About My Boyfriend
5) He's great in bed 4) He's a good person 3) He's protective of me 2) He's brilliant and a great conversationalist 1) He makes my heart sing
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"With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata |
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Addict
Location: 3rd coast area
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Top five ways to disguise a fart:
1. Blame it on the dog. 2. Cough while opening a can of tuna. 3. Act mad and slam any door. 4. Grab a hammer and act like you’ve found a suddenly loose nail. 5. Open your front and back door and yell : "Isn’t Autumn great?"
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Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors. |
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Tilted
Location: here& there but here today
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Top five things I should of remebered Before having kids (they're being really horrid right now) :
5) that he was an asshole! 4) that birth control doesn't always work 3) That condoms break 2) that having sex should equal atleast one orgasm! 1) 2 minutes is all it takes to get knocked up!
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For everything there is a neverending cycle- birth, death, rebirth. Evil can and will not exist without good and visa versa. You also reap what you sew. There is a sliver of truth in every saying -those are a few!! |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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Top five toppings for pizza:
1) one fuckload of tomato sauce 2) veggies like onion, bell peppers, cooked on tomatoes 3) artichoke hearts 4) some good italian sausage 5) pile on the mozzarella!!! jalepenos are pretty darn good, too
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Addict
Location: 3rd coast area
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Top 5 ways to reduce street corner begging:
1. Call them over to your vehicle and ask THEM for money. 2. Lay on your horn throughout the entire red light. 3. Digital camera, then come back and show them their picture and say that they are a big hit on the internet. 4. Jump the curb with the vehicle of your choice. 5. Fire off six rounds from a .357 in their general direction as the light turns green then screech away.
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Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors. |
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#28 (permalink) |
Loser
Location: hi
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Top 5 Things I would do if i was alone in an alley with a Riced out Honda
5) Break out all the lame clear taillights 4) Rip off the pointless spoiler 3) Destroy the stupid looking body kits 2) Break off the recidulous exhaust tip 1) Beat the owner of the car senseless with all the broken parts |
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#30 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: here& there but here today
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top five bad ideas:
5.)mine 4.)mine 3) ohh look mine again! 2) my boyfriend's 1)my mother's
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For everything there is a neverending cycle- birth, death, rebirth. Evil can and will not exist without good and visa versa. You also reap what you sew. There is a sliver of truth in every saying -those are a few!! |
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#31 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: 3rd coast area
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Top 5 list of "Post a Top Five List":
1. That hilarious one by mrsandman about farts. 2. That priceless one by mrsandman about beggers. 3. That humdrum one by mrsandman about the top five list. 4. That informative one by Sion about body functions. 5. That sad one by crayzeeredhead about kids.
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Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors. |
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