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Post a Top 5 list
Top 5 what? Doesn't matter.
Top 5 Prehistoric Hominids 5) Ardipithecus Ramidus 4) Homo Habilis 3) Australopithecus Afarensis 2) Australopithecus Robustus And the Number 1 Prehistoric Hominid is..... 1) Homo Erectus |
Top five One Night Stands
5) Random Drunk girl met at party (don't remember name) 4) Sister's friend 3) Some woman from Internet 2) Casey (K.C.?) bisexual waitress 1) Monica (Psych major) (I used psychology to bed this screamer.) |
Top 5 places to sleep
5. in bed 4. in the jungle 3. on a ship 2. on the couch 1. in some hotties bed |
top 5 drinks i consumed last night...
5. that nasty warm beer i bought upstairs at the Orient before we got thrown out. 4. that bourbon and coke that i spilled (poured) over some rich wankers shoes at Cargo. 3. that bourbon and coke that cost me $7.50 at Bungalow 8. 2. that second free beer i was given at that Psych party at the start of the night. 1. the first free beer i was given at said party. |
Top 5 ABC letters:
5. N 4. A 3. T 2. X 1. V |
Top 5 worst places to wake up:
5. Alone in bed 4. In the gutter 3. Outside half buried in snow 2. In jail 1. Behind the wheel of a car (falling asleep at the wheel = EEK! :( ) |
Top 5 Reasons the New Department I work for will Fail:
5. The "boss" has no interest in developing his people 4. It's been eight months and they still haven't produced a single thing 3. They tell people what they want to hear and not what's really going on 2. Every other word is a lie to cover their own asses 1. The Director needs to control everything himself and quits when things get too difficult |
Top 5 girls to post on the TB:
5. Any MET Girl 4. Ember 3. Sidney Moon 2. Swan 1. Tammi/Sophie -Mikey |
Top Five most urgent requests
5- Sign the papers please 4- Sign the papers 3- C'mon, sign the papers 2- Just sign the papers already 1- Sign the fuckin' papers and get over it! |
Top five things you don't want to miss:
5. Your graduation 4. The birth of your first child. 3. Your wedding. 2. 10 minute shopping spree inside a liquor store. 1. The second coming of Christ. |
top 5 websites
5. google 4. tilted 3. tubgirl 2. any free porn 1. goatse :P |
top 5 numbers:
5. 4 4. 2 3. 1 2. 3 1. 5 |
my top five favorite bodily functions
5. farts 4. knuckle cracking 3. a good healthy shit 2. morning wood 1. orgasms |
The top five Rejected Dr. Seuss Books
The Cat Went Splat Fox in Detox Horton Hires a Ho My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket Who Shat in the Hat? |
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top 5 nascar drivers
5) matt kenseth 4) jeff gordon 3) kevin harvick 2) michael waltrip 1) dale jr |
Top 5 Movie Fight Scenes
5. Chateau Fight from Matrix Reloaded 4. Helms Deep from LOTR: TTT 3. European Village fight from Saving Private Ryan 2. Lobby Shootout from The Matrix 1. Street Shootout from Heat |
top five blowjobs
5. tomoko (roomie broke her heart and i comforted her) 4. janette (other roomies sister) 3. angela (girl i met for a weekend from missouri) 2. joann (neighbor with big boobies) 1. delinda (some girl i met at my last kegger) |
Top Five Things I Love About My Boyfriend
5) He's great in bed 4) He's a good person 3) He's protective of me 2) He's brilliant and a great conversationalist 1) He makes my heart sing |
Top Five Exotic Fruits
5. Mangosteen 4. Lychee 3. Mango 2. Purple Passion Fruit 1. Guava |
Top five ways to disguise a fart:
1. Blame it on the dog. 2. Cough while opening a can of tuna. 3. Act mad and slam any door. 4. Grab a hammer and act like you’ve found a suddenly loose nail. 5. Open your front and back door and yell : "Isn’t Autumn great?" |
Top five things I should of remebered Before having kids (they're being really horrid right now) :
5) that he was an asshole! 4) that birth control doesn't always work 3) That condoms break 2) that having sex should equal atleast one orgasm! 1) 2 minutes is all it takes to get knocked up! |
Top five toppings for pizza:
1) one fuckload of tomato sauce 2) veggies like onion, bell peppers, cooked on tomatoes 3) artichoke hearts 4) some good italian sausage 5) pile on the mozzarella!!! jalepenos are pretty darn good, too |
Top 5 beers:
1)this one 2)that one 3)the next one 4)the one after that 5)the last one |
Top 5 ways to reduce street corner begging:
1. Call them over to your vehicle and ask THEM for money. 2. Lay on your horn throughout the entire red light. 3. Digital camera, then come back and show them their picture and say that they are a big hit on the internet. 4. Jump the curb with the vehicle of your choice. 5. Fire off six rounds from a .357 in their general direction as the light turns green then screech away. |
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Top five things found in a sentence:
5) verbs 4) adverbs 3) commas 2) dramatic pauses 1) nouns |
Top 5 Things I would do if i was alone in an alley with a Riced out Honda
5) Break out all the lame clear taillights 4) Rip off the pointless spoiler 3) Destroy the stupid looking body kits 2) Break off the recidulous exhaust tip 1) Beat the owner of the car senseless with all the broken parts |
top five fingers:
5. little 4. the one next to it 3. index 2. middle 1. thumb |
top five bad ideas:
5.)mine 4.)mine 3) ohh look mine again! 2) my boyfriend's 1)my mother's |
Top 5 list of "Post a Top Five List":
1. That hilarious one by mrsandman about farts. 2. That priceless one by mrsandman about beggers. 3. That humdrum one by mrsandman about the top five list. 4. That informative one by Sion about body functions. 5. That sad one by crayzeeredhead about kids. |
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