Top five things I should of remebered Before having kids (they're being really horrid right now) :
5) that he was an asshole!
4) that birth control doesn't always work
3) That condoms break
2) that having sex should equal atleast one orgasm!
1) 2 minutes is all it takes to get knocked up!
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For everything there is a neverending cycle- birth, death, rebirth.
Evil can and will not exist without good and visa versa.
You also reap what you sew. There is a sliver of truth in every saying -those are a few!!
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