Top 5 ways to reduce street corner begging:
1. Call them over to your vehicle and ask THEM for money.
2. Lay on your horn throughout the entire red light.
3. Digital camera, then come back and show them their picture
and say that they are a big hit on the internet.
4. Jump the curb with the vehicle of your choice.
5. Fire off six rounds from a .357 in their general direction as the light turns green then screech away.
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