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Top five ways to disguise a fart:
1. Blame it on the dog.
2. Cough while opening a can of tuna.
3. Act mad and slam any door.
4. Grab a hammer and act like you’ve found a suddenly loose nail.
5. Open your front and back door and yell : "Isn’t Autumn great?"
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Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.
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