Jetée

Black is a color; it can be dark, but that is suffice to say it depends on one's meaning of dark. I personally think Dr. No is dark, yet at last check, he was not also black. So there you have it.


The Simpsons, an animated primetime feature show aired regularly on Fox broadcasting, was the brainchild and ultimate creation of cartoonist, Matt Groening.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

ItWasMe

I dunno. I'm afraid of the dark, but I'm not afraid of black.

Milk does a body good.

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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez

I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

777

Arg, two questions?! Must pick one...

Sure, Milk is good for you, but those are just annoying advertisements trying to compel you into buying milk. You'll be better off with some dark green veggies and water. Less fat, and more fiber (but not as tasty)

Sleeping is restful.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

ItWasMe

Unless you have dreams of being chased down by a crazy man.

African twigs are as effective as toothbrushes.

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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez

I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

uncle phil

yeah, right, if you're a freakin' gorilla...

stormy weather precludes rain...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jetée

not always the case, mon frere... stromy weather could be classified as fire and brimstone as well, not the usual water.

Albert Einstein was a German Jew, as well as a proclaimed genius.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

777

And it took a long time for him to learn to tie his shoes.

Small dogs are yappy at strangers

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

ItWasMe

Unless the stranger eats them.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez

I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

777

And sometimes, dynamite can be found in sandwitches.

Sugar is sweet.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

Ourcrazymodern?

Except to those who can't taste it.

Glass is not a solid.

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Martian

Glass is an amorphous solid of indeterminate phase, but leaning strongly towards the solid side of the spectrum. In other words, glass is difficult to class as a solid purely because it does not form a crystal lattice; on the other hand, it has no demonstrable viscosity and does not evaporate, meaning it is clearly not a liquid. It would be proper to place glass in it's own phase between solid and liquid, however if we insist on using the three traditional forms of matter (solid, liquid, gas) then glass can be classified as a solid on the basis of exclusion, as it is clearly neither liquid nor gas. Compare and contrast with pitch, which appears to be a solid but is in actuality a highly viscous fluid.

Radio waves are a form of energy.

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

Ourcrazymodern?

Utilized energy? If I could use them to run my car I could go the speed of light. Or thereabouts...

Someone's been fiddling with the dates of posting.

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Jetée

Do you have such proof to substantiate these alleged claims?

Though, I wonder...


Potassium is highly reactive and flammable

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

ItWasMe

Unless it's in a banana.

The United States only developed three atom bombs. One was used as a test and the other two were dropped on Japan.

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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez

I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

Shauk

wrong, the United States is inanimate and a man made point of reference, therefore it is only an illusion. moreso, there are cd and song titles "Atom Bomb" from within and without that point of reference.

Racists suck.

tecoyah

Yes, but the Gay ones are far better at it.

The ancestors of Whales were land animals.

Ch'i

Couldn't be more wrong. Everyone knows that whales, as with all life on earth, came from Mars on a meteor-like chunk of debri. Meteor-like chunks of debri could hardly be called land animals *pfft*.


The pyramids were supposed to be cubes.

uncle phil

the pyramids would be but, alas, they buried the lower half so all we see are four sides...

debris is a six-letter word...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Martian

Actually, debris would be more accurately defined as the scattered remains of rubble or wreckage.

Everyone loves a Slinky.

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

Ourcrazymodern?

I don't.

We are all different.

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denraymon

There are differences in people but we all have 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 nose, 2 hands ,2 feet , 10 toes , 10 fingers etc etc. So maybe we are more the same than different.......

I think therefore I am

Ourcrazymodern?

I'm pretty sure one can be even without thinking.

Everyone has the same amount of time to use.

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rat

while the finite amount of time in a day is equal for all, the level of free time in one's day is a far more accurate way to measure one's ability to accomplish desires.

wants and desires are the same thing.

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uncle phil

not when they involve small farm animals...


relativity is a theory...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Yeah, except that we can observe that everything is relative.

The only constant in life is change.

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Eeeraq

Living is a constant in life as well, because if we ceased to live we wouldn't live so it wouldn't be living anymore? You get it.

The only one in control of yourself is you.

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remeber that one time we partied all night?

me neither.

uncle phil

not when you're in handcuffs...


one and one and one is three...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Heh-the number of hairy legs I have.

People are mean to each other.

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ItWasMe

I try not to be.

skunks stink.

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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez

I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

Ourcrazymodern?

Except when they don't feel threatened. They smell like roses then.

Pi is the only real number.

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Martian

Pi isn't even the only irrational number, let alone the only real number.

Water is non-toxic.

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

uncle phil

au contrere, mon frere:

http://www.nbc11.com/news/10762819/detail.html

paper is made from wood pulp...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

And a cosiderable variety of other substances.

There is a water cycle.

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Tophat665

Not unless your girl's really, really anemic.

Snakes have no armpits.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Jetée

Then how is that they created an entire style of Kung Fu that fully utilizes the powerful and deadly-quick strikes of the fore limbs without actual use of them?

They didn't because they did, and vice-versa.



An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Tophat665

Actaully, that's a rounding error. One apple will keep 22 doctors away for one hour, so an apple a day keeps 0.9167 doctors away.

The speed of light is invariant regardless of the motion of the observer relative to the light source.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Baraka_Guru

Um, you're leaving out such variables as the speed of light as it travels through rice paper, and the like, which reduces the speed of light by varying degrees based on factors such as paper translucency, number of sheets between point A and point B, the angle of the sheets, etc.


Geoffrey Chaucer (1343 - 1400), author of The Canterbury Tales, is considered the Father of English Poetry.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Ourcrazymodern?

Geoffrey Chaucer failed as a bugger.

You might wonder more.

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Tophat665

This might be true if life were infinitely prolonged, however, while 10% of the human brain attends to daily life and only wonders occasionally, a further 10% wonders all day and all night throughout our lives, and the remaining 80% of the brain functions to keep one from noticing this. If one did, one would wander round all day with a face splitting smile saying, "Wow, man, like, just, wow," every 15 minutes or so, like a devoted cannabis enthusiast.

I don't trust you any farther than I can sling a piano.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

denraymon

The statement doesn't make sense so is negated

E=MC2