Ch'i

Unfortunately you're WRONG. The US Senate recently passed the Shithead Reparation Act wherein all shitheads recieve a nice big lump of smoldering coal upon the 25th of December.

Cursed are those who bring a gun to a knife fight.

Ourcrazymodern?

I think this thread has self-destructed. Nobody has proven anybody else wrong in any way for several pages! I think a gun at a knife fight might be an excellent thing to have, but I am never armed, so unqualified to even think about it? You can't piss down my back and expect me to pretend that it's raining, or can you?

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uncle phil

me pisses on OCM?s bare foot...

now THAT's raining...prove me wrong...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

sunshine here baby.


phil's in Florida.

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Ourcrazymodern?

The rain is rarely warm in Minnesota. And never quite so salty.
Phil's not really in Florida, he's in St. Paul, pissing on my foot, so I guess you're wrong, my pot-head comrade!

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uncle phil

hehe.../me has a very long penis...hehe...


telephone books are full of numbers...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Is that what that was?
Telephone books also contain names and addresses, and lots of .s, so I guess you're wrong, sir!

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Ch'i

You didn't say anything because you most likely knew you were WRONG before you even started. Well played.

Apparently paddyjoe lives vicariously through Charlatan's phone.

Ourcrazymodern?

If Jumpin Jesus is uncontrovertibly right, how can he/? be wrong? That must be cheating.
I must have been on the wrong page.

........the oceans are salty.

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nofnway

Salty is a relative term.....Mono lake is salty the ocean is slightly saline.


I'm not lazy I'm efficient

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"Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind"
Leonardo Da Vinci

Ourcrazymodern?

I'm not sure that's an obviously true statement. I like it, but it may be against the rule, and therefore wrong.

Cheese is made from milk.

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uncle phil

whoever cut the cheese in the thirteenth tee-box this morning was definitely not slicing a dairy product...


pearls are found in oysters...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Ah, but not in every oyster, and they're also found in clams and other shellfish.

When the sun goes down it gets dark outside.

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Giant Hamburger

That darkness you are experiencing could be a very large object looming overhead.

You don't know me.

Ourcrazymodern?

Well, obviously. & so you are not wrong. Where would one go from here?

Giant Hamburger knows everything.

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uncle phil

hehe...he does not understand the ins or outs of a strategically placed hot dog in the right (or wrong) hands...

we breathe air...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

And in our crazy modern world a variety of other toxins that don't belong in the air we breathe. I love you, sir.

Cobalt is warm to the touch.

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ZZTopper

Whose touch? I knew a guy with 2 prosthetic hands and not even a womens flesh was warm to his touch.

The US is a cultural melting pot.

Ourcrazymodern?

Things cultural don't melt here until long times have passed. Good for the persistence of memory.

Mercurial means changing.

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Ourcrazymodern?

I can't tell myself I'm wrong, can I, even if I realize it's so?

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uncle phil

i'll cover ya'...

mercurial means fast, like as in swift, speedy, etc...


gliders don't "fly..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Having no power how could they?

She said she had to squeeze it, but she. and then she.......

Leaning may NOT be a sign of laziness?

Or else I too much.

Holding the building up might mean you know what you're doing.

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Ourcrazymodern?

Ignorance is bliss.JK

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Shadow_fire

Alas you are incorrect, I am quite ignorant and still suffer from anxiety problems

Black is a color

Ourcrazymodern?

The best blacks reflect no light so I guess they can't be colors - although I've always thought of it as one... dammit, Shadow, I don't know if you're wrong or not.

The world is all the people in it.

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uncle phil

the world is full of water, and people don't breath water...


my head is bald...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

(we are ugly bags of mostly-water)

Male-pattern baldness is a blessing: It helps to cool our brains. So you are wrong in being right. heh

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Jetée

It does not cool our brains, but rather it makes our heads cold, and our brains hurt.

Rabbits are cute.

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—Mohandas K. Gandhi

uncle phil

au contraire, mon frere; rabbits are chocolate, especially around easter...


guns don't kill people... people kill people...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

But if people were forced to do it manually there'd be less dead people around.

The earth orbits the sun.

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debaser

The Earth orbits the galactic center. You are not wrong, just incomplete.

You will attempt to prove me wrong.

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Vitalsigns2000

I will not!

George Washington was the first President of the U.S.

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Jetée

Incorrect you are, based on the knowledge that Washington did not serve as president until 1789; and as we all know, the United States declared independence in 1776, so he could not have been the first! He was in fact the ninth!
If you really want to know, it was in fact John Hanson who served as America's first president. So There!

Tigers are the biggest cats in the world.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

dirtyrascal7

Wrong, Ligers are actually the largest member of the cat family. Seriously.

Twinkies are unhealthy.

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"Tie yourself to your limitless potential, rather than your limiting past."

"Every man I meet is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him."

Sion

WRONG.

twinkies are the food of the gods.
eat twinkies every day, and you'll never get cancer, aids or any other disease.



meanwhile:

getting a blowjob from someone other than your wife is cheating.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

jpmck03

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Jetée

Hmm, how do I prove you wrong?

Oh...

No, the fish-bowl parties were a celebration of monumental proportions in the early 1920s when the children actually remembered they had a pet fish, and cleaned the fish's bowl just in time before said fish suffocates within its own defecation. The children's actions were worthy of praise from the parents for letting such a dull creature stay alive for a few moments longer.

Clowns are creepy.

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—Mohandas K. Gandhi

uncle phil

nope...jhon wayne dacy was creepy, and he wasn't a clown...

trees are made out of wood...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

dirtyrascal7

Sorry... trees, like all plants, are composed of Cellulose.


The Earth revolves around the Sun.

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"Tie yourself to your limitless potential, rather than your limiting past."

"Every man I meet is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him."

Jetée

Sorry, man, but this statement was done countless times, with the last being less than three days ago!
You would believe that earth does revolve around the sun, but that is only according to the Heliocentric Theory. And a theory is just that, a theory, and not an irrefutable fact. So there

Mandy Moore is beautiful.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi