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uncle phil · 10-24-2006, 01:49 PM

how new can you be? you already have 9 posts...

golf is a four-letter word...

Fly · 10-24-2006, 05:05 PM

last i remember....."whack-fuck" had 9 letters.

things go better with butter.

uncle phil · 10-25-2006, 04:31 PM

silly boy, things go better with...

"I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you Fire..."

Zeraph · 10-25-2006, 04:54 PM

youre real name is clearly uncle phil, therefore you cannot be the god of hellfire.

I am lying.

uncle phil · 10-26-2006, 03:49 PM

Z...what are you...wild? you be truthin' all the way to the bank...

key west is only 90 miles from cuba...

balderdash111 · 11-02-2006, 12:04 PM

"Only"? Try telling a snail that it is "only" 90 miles to that nice head of lettuce... 90 miles is a hell of a long way.

I am going to run some errands now

uncle phil · 11-02-2006, 01:07 PM

Balderdash!!! everyone knows errands can't even be walked, let alone be run...

barbra striesand was the first performer to sing "people..."

JumpinJesus · 11-02-2006, 09:03 PM

Simply by calling her a performer, you call into question anything else you claim in that post of yours. Clearly, that makes you wrong.

Charles Nelson Reilly was the backbone of Match Game.

uncle phil · 11-03-2006, 02:14 PM

right, and gene rayburn was chopped liver...

old mother hubbard reached in her cupboard...

Fly · 11-03-2006, 02:39 PM

ahhhh bullshit phil.

she took a hatchet out to the back forty and had a go at one of the cattle to get her damn dog that bone you know.

by the way........old mother hubbards cupboards where green,not bare.

JumpinJesus · 11-03-2006, 05:07 PM

Yeah, about as green as Enron's energy policies. Nice try, fly, but WRONG!

The capital of Morocco is Rabat.

uncle phil · 11-06-2006, 01:51 PM

silly boy, there are those spirits out there who would argue that fez is the capital of morocco...

flypaper is loaded with sticky stuff...

Fly · 11-06-2006, 03:11 PM

soooooo wrong phil..........flypaper is loaded with flies..........

the sticky stuff that 'ol phil was talkin' about,is made from horses.

*man if the wife ever heard me say that,i'd be shot*

uncle phil · 11-06-2006, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

soooooo wrong phil..........flypaper is loaded with flies..........

the sticky stuff that 'ol phil was talkin' about,is made from horses.

*man if the wife ever heard me say that,i'd be shot*

....and???

Fly · 11-07-2006, 03:59 AM

and what????

the sticky stuff on flypaper is from horses........

Ch'i · 11-10-2006, 12:22 PM

The sticky stuff on flypaper is from horses? Wishful thinking, but wrong. Everyone knows that sticky stuff comes from A.D.D catagorized Fiordland crested penguins.

There's no sound in space.

JumpinJesus · 11-11-2006, 09:59 PM

Sure, Ch'i. If you say it enough times, I'm sure it'll be true, but everyone who's seen Star Wars knows there is plenty of sound in space. You are wrong yet again.

Love is like oxygen; if you get too much you get too high, not enough and you're gonna die.

Ch'i · 11-11-2006, 10:48 PM

Pffft. Methanogens live without oxygen, and you don't see them complaining.

Matter cannot be created or destroyed because there are never enough chips to do it.

JumpinJesus · 11-12-2006, 12:26 PM

Ummm, there are plenty of chips to do it, it's just that they're being hoarded by chipmunks. I'm sure you were unaware of this, so I can forgive such a mistake.

Rock Hudson was a ladies' man.

Fly · 11-12-2006, 12:41 PM

sorry dooblajay..........he was into the dudes eh.........

iron maiden takes metal top honours.......

Halx · 11-13-2006, 12:46 PM

Cat Stevens was more metal than Iron Maiden.

Yes, its a banana in my pocket, but I *am* happy to see you.

scottstall · 11-13-2006, 01:25 PM

Whoa, you can see me, like,my body? You obviously can't be in the matrix, and posting, and out of the matrix looking at my actual body...

Life is grand.

shesus · 11-13-2006, 01:40 PM

Wrong, life sucks and the sooner you realize that the sooner you can enjoy life for what it really is.

It's cool to be in pajamas at 3:00 in the afternoon.

uncle phil · 11-13-2006, 01:47 PM

au contraire, ma soeur, not down here in florida...

each thanksgiving turkey has two drumsticks...

Ch'i · 11-13-2006, 06:48 PM

Au contraire, mon capitan! I've seen, and enjoyed, my fair share of three+ legged turkeys.

The best part of waking up is Foldiers in your cup.

JumpinJesus · 11-13-2006, 07:36 PM

Ch'i, I'm growing quite fond of being your foil.

Everyone who is anyone knows that the best part of waking up is going back to sleep when you realize you've woken up 2 hours early.

A prime number is a number which is divisible only by itself and one.

Ch'i · 11-13-2006, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JumpinJesus

Ch'i, I'm growing quite fond of being your foil.

Excellent. I was in dire need of something to keep my food warm.

Quit descriminating against prime numbers. You conveniently left out their right to choose, and should be ashamed of yourself.

When caught on fire, you should stop, drop and roll.

Plumcake · 11-17-2006, 04:35 AM

Is that what you do when you've caught on fire? Poor you -- you're sadly misguided on this one. Why, up here in the north, when someone catches on fire, we all gather around him in a circle, toast marshmallows, and sing haunting folksongs until just his embers are left.

A peanut butter and tomato sandwich is way better than a peanut butter and jam sandwich.

Ch'i · 11-17-2006, 11:48 AM

THAT'S JUST WRONG! Tomato and peanut butter is not just a disgusting mix, but a volitile one. Think about the children Plumcake, the children.

His holiness the 14th Dali Lama can fly.

Mister Coaster · 11-18-2006, 09:37 AM

Wrong, he just is "falling... with style."

Lyle Lovitt is one goofy-looking muthafukka, but he sure can sing.

uncle phil · 11-20-2006, 02:42 PM

but kramer was indeed goofier, no?

hydrogen is the lightest element...

Zeraph · 11-20-2006, 04:05 PM

wrong, magnesium can give off greater luminosity than hydrogen.

Green tea is the best form of tea.

Plumcake · 11-21-2006, 04:43 AM

Ewww -- how can you even say that without gagging? Green tea is just tea with algae growing in it. Green tea is about as great as taking lawn mower clippings and steeping them in warm tap water. Green tea is a science experiment gone wrong. Why, up here in the north, the only good use we've found for it is to freeze it, cut it into blocks, and pave the roads with frozen green tea blocks.

Rush Limbaugh has a brain and he knows how to use it.

Ch'i · 11-21-2006, 04:16 PM

I think you meant to say "Rush Limbaugh has a brane." Either way, you were completely and utterly WRONG.

People around the country, from coast to coast, always want to know what you like most. I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast, so I always tell them "I like toast."

Plumcake · 11-21-2006, 07:36 PM

You are wrong in so very many ways, it just makes me sad. Terribly terribly sad. I hate to break it to you, but people around the country don't give a whit, not even one of the smallest whits, what you or I like the most. People around the country want to tell us what THEY like the most. It's a national pastime. Oh, and by the way, boasting about toast is wrong too. French toast maybe. No one boasts about toast, unless Wrong is his middle name.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

balderdash111 · 11-22-2006, 07:20 AM

Not if you bring a flashlight

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Plumcake · 11-25-2006, 06:31 AM

You are hallucinating; thus you are wrong and besides, you really shouldn't get that close to a cat's mouth (although there is still doubt that you actually have a cat, since you offer no incontrovertible truth to prove same -- hence, you are wrong again), unless your cat has something quite sensitive and secret to whisper to you.

All humans are mortal.

Mister Coaster · 11-25-2006, 10:17 AM

No Sir, No Ma'am! You are obviously forgetting Hulk Hogan, as he is introduced as "The Immortal Hulk Hogan."

Rubber bands are stretchy.

shesus · 11-25-2006, 01:54 PM

No, no. Rubberbands are stretchy not rubber bands. They just play really mind bending music.

Everyone deserves a Christmas present even if they were shitheads all year.

10-24-2006, 01:40 PM	#2001 (permalink)
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10-24-2006, 01:49 PM	#2002 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	how new can you be? you already have 9 posts... golf is a four-letter word... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-24-2006, 05:05 PM	#2003 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	last i remember....."whack-fuck" had 9 letters. things go better with butter. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-25-2006, 04:31 PM	#2004 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	silly boy, things go better with... "I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you Fire..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-26-2006, 03:49 PM	#2006 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Z...what are you...wild? you be truthin' all the way to the bank... key west is only 90 miles from cuba... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-25-2006, 04:54 PM	#2005 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	youre real name is clearly uncle phil, therefore you cannot be the god of hellfire. I am lying.

11-02-2006, 12:04 PM	#2007 (permalink)
balderdash111 Psycho	"Only"? Try telling a snail that it is "only" 90 miles to that nice head of lettuce... 90 miles is a hell of a long way. I am going to run some errands now __________________ A little silliness now and then is cherished by the wisest men. -- Willy Wonka

11-02-2006, 01:07 PM	#2008 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Balderdash!!! everyone knows errands can't even be walked, let alone be run... barbra striesand was the first performer to sing "people..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-02-2006, 09:03 PM	#2009 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Simply by calling her a performer, you call into question anything else you claim in that post of yours. Clearly, that makes you wrong. Charles Nelson Reilly was the backbone of Match Game. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

11-03-2006, 02:14 PM	#2010 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	right, and gene rayburn was chopped liver... old mother hubbard reached in her cupboard... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-03-2006, 02:39 PM	#2011 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ahhhh bullshit phil. she took a hatchet out to the back forty and had a go at one of the cattle to get her damn dog that bone you know. by the way........old mother hubbards cupboards where green,not bare. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-03-2006, 05:07 PM	#2012 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Yeah, about as green as Enron's energy policies. Nice try, fly, but WRONG! The capital of Morocco is Rabat. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

11-06-2006, 01:51 PM	#2013 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	silly boy, there are those spirits out there who would argue that fez is the capital of morocco... flypaper is loaded with sticky stuff... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-06-2006, 03:11 PM	#2014 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	soooooo wrong phil..........flypaper is loaded with flies.......... the sticky stuff that 'ol phil was talkin' about,is made from horses. man if the wife ever heard me say that,i'd be shot __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-07-2006, 03:59 AM	#2016 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	and what???? the sticky stuff on flypaper is from horses........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-10-2006, 12:22 PM	#2017 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	The sticky stuff on flypaper is from horses? Wishful thinking, but wrong. Everyone knows that sticky stuff comes from A.D.D catagorized Fiordland crested penguins. There's no sound in space.

11-11-2006, 09:59 PM	#2018 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Sure, Ch'i. If you say it enough times, I'm sure it'll be true, but everyone who's seen Star Wars knows there is plenty of sound in space. You are wrong yet again. Love is like oxygen; if you get too much you get too high, not enough and you're gonna die. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

11-11-2006, 10:48 PM	#2019 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Pffft. Methanogens live without oxygen, and you don't see them complaining. Matter cannot be created or destroyed because there are never enough chips to do it.

11-12-2006, 12:26 PM	#2020 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Ummm, there are plenty of chips to do it, it's just that they're being hoarded by chipmunks. I'm sure you were unaware of this, so I can forgive such a mistake. Rock Hudson was a ladies' man. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

11-12-2006, 12:41 PM	#2021 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sorry dooblajay..........he was into the dudes eh......... iron maiden takes metal top honours....... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-13-2006, 12:46 PM	#2022 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Cat Stevens was more metal than Iron Maiden. Yes, its a banana in my pocket, but I am happy to see you. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

11-13-2006, 01:25 PM	#2023 (permalink)
scottstall Upright	Whoa, you can see me, like,my body? You obviously can't be in the matrix, and posting, and out of the matrix looking at my actual body... Life is grand. Last edited by scottstall; 11-13-2006 at 01:32 PM..

11-13-2006, 01:40 PM	#2024 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	Wrong, life sucks and the sooner you realize that the sooner you can enjoy life for what it really is. It's cool to be in pajamas at 3:00 in the afternoon. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

11-13-2006, 01:47 PM	#2025 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	au contraire, ma soeur, not down here in florida... each thanksgiving turkey has two drumsticks... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-13-2006, 06:48 PM	#2026 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Au contraire, mon capitan! I've seen, and enjoyed, my fair share of three+ legged turkeys. The best part of waking up is Foldiers in your cup.

11-13-2006, 07:36 PM	#2027 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Ch'i, I'm growing quite fond of being your foil. Everyone who is anyone knows that the best part of waking up is going back to sleep when you realize you've woken up 2 hours early. A prime number is a number which is divisible only by itself and one. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

11-17-2006, 04:35 AM	#2029 (permalink)
Plumcake Upright	Is that what you do when you've caught on fire? Poor you -- you're sadly misguided on this one. Why, up here in the north, when someone catches on fire, we all gather around him in a circle, toast marshmallows, and sing haunting folksongs until just his embers are left. A peanut butter and tomato sandwich is way better than a peanut butter and jam sandwich. Last edited by Plumcake; 11-17-2006 at 04:39 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

11-17-2006, 11:48 AM	#2030 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	THAT'S JUST WRONG! Tomato and peanut butter is not just a disgusting mix, but a volitile one. Think about the children Plumcake, the children. His holiness the 14th Dali Lama can fly.

11-18-2006, 09:37 AM	#2031 (permalink)
Mister Coaster Big & Brassy Location: The "Canyon"	Wrong, he just is "falling... with style." Lyle Lovitt is one goofy-looking muthafukka, but he sure can sing. __________________ If you have any poo... fling it NOW!

11-20-2006, 02:42 PM	#2032 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	but kramer was indeed goofier, no? hydrogen is the lightest element... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-20-2006, 04:05 PM	#2033 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	wrong, magnesium can give off greater luminosity than hydrogen. Green tea is the best form of tea.

11-21-2006, 04:43 AM	#2034 (permalink)
Plumcake Upright	Ewww -- how can you even say that without gagging? Green tea is just tea with algae growing in it. Green tea is about as great as taking lawn mower clippings and steeping them in warm tap water. Green tea is a science experiment gone wrong. Why, up here in the north, the only good use we've found for it is to freeze it, cut it into blocks, and pave the roads with frozen green tea blocks. Rush Limbaugh has a brain and he knows how to use it.

11-21-2006, 04:16 PM	#2035 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	I think you meant to say "Rush Limbaugh has a brane." Either way, you were completely and utterly WRONG. People around the country, from coast to coast, always want to know what you like most. I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast, so I always tell them "I like toast."

11-21-2006, 07:36 PM	#2036 (permalink)
Plumcake Upright	You are wrong in so very many ways, it just makes me sad. Terribly terribly sad. I hate to break it to you, but people around the country don't give a whit, not even one of the smallest whits, what you or I like the most. People around the country want to tell us what THEY like the most. It's a national pastime. Oh, and by the way, boasting about toast is wrong too. French toast maybe. No one boasts about toast, unless Wrong is his middle name. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

11-22-2006, 07:20 AM	#2037 (permalink)
balderdash111 Psycho	Not if you bring a flashlight My cat's breath smells like cat food. __________________ A little silliness now and then is cherished by the wisest men. -- Willy Wonka