Tophat665

I can't come up with a good lie.

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jewels

My mother played drums for Johnny Winter.

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Ourcrazymodern?

Okay.

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ring

flummoxed

BadNick

I forgot to post in this thread.

Tophat665

Jackson Pollack was a Brilliant Artist.

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BadNick

Jackson Pollack was not a Brilliant Artist.

Tophat665

The previous statement is true.

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ring

I am not related to Cotton or Increase Mather.

Borla

I want NO ONE to click this link.

http://pearls-jam.myminicity.com/

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ring

go away

Tophat665

It is everyone's duty to reproduce.

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ring

Thank God.

Tophat665

(That's not a lie; it's just bad advice.)

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ring

says you...me, uhhh I am so not confusioned.

BadNick

following on related previous posts, this statement will cause the universe to go into an endless do loop, terminating in a black hole and the end of time as we know it

Barstool

I have the smallest dick in the world.

ZenFilthPig

I love it when drivers in shopping centre carparks stop in the middle of the road and wait for people with full trolleys to get to their cars to unload, just so that thay can park about 20 metres closer to the doors.

Tophat665

That sounds like Fun!

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BadNick

oops, sorry. It was just that the battery in my watch ran down.

dd3953

.the clit is a myth.

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Ishmal

the female orgasm!
that is the real myth!

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jewels

2 x 2 = 11

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BadNick

The following are all big lies!

I'll have to repeat my weekend experiments, which make me think you are both wrong. Unless you mean "myth" as wiki defines it, since this does involve the body and some women have told me they are supernatural ...blondes, brunettes, redheads.

"...The word mythology refers to a body of myths/stories that a particular culture believes to be true and that use the supernatural to interpret..."

dd3953

I thought I was supposed to post a lie. There are pretty good ones.

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Tophat665

Women are far too easy to understand. I wish they would make it more challenging.

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Many people have taken this thread as an opportunity to make straight-forward and honest observations about things in their daily lives that they enjoy.

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Tophat665

Shut the hell up, Hal. You suck.

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BadNick

I'm sure this thread will henceforth become a deep philosophical discussion about life.

Tophat665

Shit! My left big toe just up and ran off with a Vietnamese chickie from the nail parlor.

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BadNick

I usually don't like Vietnamese chicks.

Tophat665

Yeah, but they get really hot in their 50's and 60's.

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savmesom11

I am an American Spy

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Ourcrazymodern?

I have a soul...in my pocket.

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BadNick

a soul in your pocket is worth two soles on your shoes.

Tophat665

Jade really is dried dragon semen

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jewels

George Bush is a genius.

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Tophat665

You said a mouthful. Best president this country has ever had. Definitely in the top 42.

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