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onetime2 · 09-16-2003, 05:06 AM

Dean will win the Presidency

Midnight_Son · 09-16-2003, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shokan
I suck cock for hamburger patties.

he said tell a lie.....don't you read the instructions!!!!!

(sorry, couldn't help it....that was just way too funny to leave alone.)

Force 10 · 09-16-2003, 06:00 PM

I respect your opinion and value your thoughts.

IC3 · 09-16-2003, 06:16 PM

I love working

pr0f3n · 09-17-2003, 12:22 PM

Covad totally has their shit together.

tinger · 09-20-2003, 06:24 PM

<== chick magnet

Miranda · 09-21-2003, 02:31 AM

I did NOT mean to eat his foot.

Boardslut · 09-21-2003, 02:43 AM

My vacation in Biarritz sucked ass...

I mean, talking about the worse weather ever and alot of UGLY OLD women who were wearing both pieces of their bikini's.

laxative · 09-21-2003, 02:58 AM

I fucked the Boardslut. So did all my friends. So did their dogs.

Munku · 09-22-2003, 09:16 AM

Im not curious. Who's the board slut?

uncle phil · 09-22-2003, 12:36 PM

I AM THE BOARDSLUT!!!

Pheatius · 09-22-2003, 12:45 PM

The Walrus is Boardslut. (Uncle Phil said so...)

WhiteDevil · 09-22-2003, 01:58 PM

I am a six foot tall Japanese man.

Astrocloud · 09-22-2003, 08:44 PM

I am the Poodle-Antichrist.

Dilbert1234567 · 09-22-2003, 09:46 PM

i dont exist

bernadette · 09-22-2003, 09:52 PM

i'm not getting sleepy & i hate tfp with all my heart

bundy · 09-22-2003, 11:59 PM

i hate the nonsense forum.

iktoweya · 09-23-2003, 12:32 AM

ive never drank any kind of alcohol

uncle phil · 09-23-2003, 12:35 PM

led zeppelin is going "country..."

tigerkick · 09-23-2003, 06:43 PM

IM GAY!!!!

bparker805 · 09-24-2003, 01:39 PM

I love to masturbate with 60 grit sand paper...

uncle phil · 09-24-2003, 02:24 PM

my bucket's got a hole in it...

telekinetic2 · 09-24-2003, 02:34 PM

Those Hanson boys are so sexy, i'm thinking of switching teams.

arcane · 09-24-2003, 10:57 PM

i like my job

Midlandmadman · 09-25-2003, 10:09 AM

The next time you read this thread you'll be dead.

uncle phil · 09-25-2003, 11:52 AM

then there's that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow...

Four Fingers · 09-25-2003, 12:00 PM

I am not the sexiest hottest coolest smartest most-brilliant male on this planet.

CSflim · 09-25-2003, 01:32 PM

I am inferior to you.

Four Fingers · 09-25-2003, 01:40 PM

No, you're not!

Astrocloud · 09-25-2003, 10:58 PM

I'm smarter than you look.

bundy · 09-25-2003, 11:33 PM

i´m not going to the Harold Park Paceway this evening.

dun_ask · 09-25-2003, 11:46 PM

oprah is so not rich.

dun_ask · 09-25-2003, 11:46 PM

oprah is white. HAHAHAHAHA

uncle phil · 09-26-2003, 11:28 AM

how about my goose that lays all those little golden eggs...

rider6061 · 09-26-2003, 12:35 PM

Tahoes get better mileage than Civics

09-26-2003, 12:44 PM

I NEVER SLEPT WITH GSRIDER!

AngelHands · 09-29-2003, 05:44 PM

I'm a virgin

skyscan · 09-29-2003, 05:51 PM

I'm dead.

Kewpie Dan · 09-29-2003, 08:05 PM

My personal hygiene is beyond reproach!

mrsandman · 09-29-2003, 08:32 PM

F I N A L L Y ! ! ! !

I won the lottery!

I'm buying!

(oops, that's two)

09-16-2003, 05:06 AM	#121 (permalink)
onetime2 Junkie Location: NJ	Dean will win the Presidency __________________ Strive to be more curious than ignorant.

09-17-2003, 12:22 PM	#125 (permalink)
pr0f3n Crazy Location: a little to the right	Covad totally has their shit together. __________________ In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche

09-21-2003, 02:43 AM	#128 (permalink)
Boardslut Upright Location: Zürich	My vacation in Biarritz sucked ass... I mean, talking about the worse weather ever and alot of UGLY OLD women who were wearing both pieces of their bikini's. __________________ Ride hard for yourself, every day. Ignore the posers, ignore people telling you what to wear, what to ride ... what to be.

09-22-2003, 12:36 PM	#131 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	I AM THE BOARDSLUT!!! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-22-2003, 01:58 PM	#133 (permalink)
WhiteDevil Brave Corporate Logo Location: Undisclosed	I am a six foot tall Japanese man. __________________ Join me or die! Can you do any less?

09-16-2003, 06:00 PM	#123 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	I respect your opinion and value your thoughts.

09-16-2003, 06:16 PM	#124 (permalink)
IC3 Poison Location: Canada	I love working

09-20-2003, 06:24 PM	#126 (permalink)
tinger Tilted	<== chick magnet

09-21-2003, 02:31 AM	#127 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	I did NOT mean to eat his foot.

09-21-2003, 02:58 AM	#129 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	I fucked the Boardslut. So did all my friends. So did their dogs.

09-22-2003, 09:16 AM	#130 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Im not curious. Who's the board slut?

09-22-2003, 12:45 PM	#132 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	The Walrus is Boardslut. (Uncle Phil said so...)

09-22-2003, 08:44 PM	#134 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I am the Poodle-Antichrist.

09-22-2003, 09:46 PM	#135 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	i dont exist __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

09-22-2003, 09:52 PM	#136 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i'm not getting sleepy & i hate tfp with all my heart __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-23-2003, 12:32 AM	#138 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	ive never drank any kind of alcohol __________________ i miss K-Wise

09-23-2003, 06:43 PM	#140 (permalink)
tigerkick Upright Location: Chicago	IM GAY!!!!

09-24-2003, 10:57 PM	#144 (permalink)
arcane Insane Location: SLC, UT	i like my job __________________ <Arcane> so if you banged 2000 chicks then at least one had a pen0r?

09-25-2003, 01:32 PM	#148 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	I am inferior to you. __________________

09-22-2003, 11:59 PM	#137 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i hate the nonsense forum. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-23-2003, 12:35 PM	#139 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	led zeppelin is going "country..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-24-2003, 01:39 PM	#141 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	I love to masturbate with 60 grit sand paper...

09-24-2003, 02:24 PM	#142 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	my bucket's got a hole in it... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-24-2003, 02:34 PM	#143 (permalink)
telekinetic2 Loser	Those Hanson boys are so sexy, i'm thinking of switching teams.

09-25-2003, 10:09 AM	#145 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	The next time you read this thread you'll be dead. __________________ Its good to be back.

09-25-2003, 11:52 AM	#146 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	then there's that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-25-2003, 12:00 PM	#147 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	I am not the sexiest hottest coolest smartest most-brilliant male on this planet. __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

09-25-2003, 01:40 PM	#149 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	No, you're not! __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

09-25-2003, 10:58 PM	#150 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I'm smarter than you look.

09-25-2003, 11:33 PM	#151 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i´m not going to the Harold Park Paceway this evening. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-25-2003, 11:46 PM	#152 (permalink)
dun_ask Psycho	oprah is so not rich.

09-25-2003, 11:46 PM	#153 (permalink)
dun_ask Psycho	oprah is white. HAHAHAHAHA

09-26-2003, 11:28 AM	#154 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	how about my goose that lays all those little golden eggs... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-26-2003, 12:35 PM	#155 (permalink)
rider6061 Crazy Location: oklahoma	Tahoes get better mileage than Civics __________________ Is This Thing On?

09-26-2003, 12:44 PM	#156 (permalink)
SLIMM Guest	I NEVER SLEPT WITH GSRIDER!

09-29-2003, 05:44 PM	#157 (permalink)
AngelHands Upright Location: Arizona, the devil's homeland	I'm a virgin __________________ lost and broken

09-29-2003, 05:51 PM	#158 (permalink)
skyscan Tilted Location: Missouri	I'm dead. __________________ Media Stew

09-29-2003, 08:05 PM	#159 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	My personal hygiene is beyond reproach! __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

09-29-2003, 08:32 PM	#160 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	F I N A L L Y ! ! ! ! I won the lottery! I'm buying! (oops, that's two) __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.