bundy

i don´t find Dido the most amazing woman on earth.

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Ohayo!!!

123123

The following post comes to you from someone who was too busy having sex to post before I did...

bryan2766

i'm hung like a horse

ser1alkiller

I Love Life.

SLIMM

i want world peace

SLIMM

i care

i love everyone

i hate noone

i am no better than anyone else

i love my president

i hate oral sex

i love my job

i promise i'll love you in the morning

its ok,i wont cum in your mouth


can i keep going?

uncle phil

the grass is always greener at the top of the monkey bars...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Astrocloud

I'm on a mexican radio.

bundy

i'm on korean radio.

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Ohayo!!!

Ourcrazymodern?

I blew off the in-laws to attend this party.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Jetée

I did not edit this post to make myself look cleverer.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

If I told you the opposite of a lie, pretending it was a lie, would it become a lie?

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

MexicanOnABike

this thread sucks.

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- Movie Reviews - Ratings-

Astrocloud

I am the only one who thinks he is a male lesbian.

Lady Sage

I love Jerry Springer and President Bush.

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Ourcrazymodern?

My fellow human beings turn me off.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ZenFilthPig

There's no way you can prove I posted in this thread.

Jetée

I can drive a zamboni... on grass.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

That's a world-class lie!

There's nothing in my closet.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Esoteric

I am worth $3 million dollars.

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From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch
Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck
I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change
Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

Ourcrazymodern?

Dollars are lies. WAIT- I forgot the theme.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Jetée

I don't secretly enjoy pissing in people's gas tanks, then laughing about how aliens are the most reckless drivers, yet not forgetting about how the government has motives to use gasoline as a means to control the nation, however much to the chagrin this will bring upon the minds of middle-class public defendants that graduated from Dartmouth, only to be taught by miitary-industrial complex ronins that travel between dimensions for the sole purpose of mis-informing the enlightened. --Yep, no such happenings.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

I didn't feel anything.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

BBtB

I am, really, and for serious, a secret super spy working for both the FBI and the CIA. I play one against the other so that the mexican mafia can smuggle drugs out of the united states and into russia. Its all part of a secret plot to resume the space race to send meth to the martians.

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

310alucard

i DIDNT have sexual intercourse with a drugged dog!,
wow thats alot off my chest, that WASNT covered in dog hairs (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
only kidding children

Ourcrazymodern?

It's easy for me to tell lies.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Pommbaer

i am sitting naked in room.

Sion

I think I'm telling the truth, and that's a lie...honest.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Jetée

I like telling lies, but I'm horrible at it.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

I'm tired of nonsense.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

I hate back scratches and swimming in the ocean.

inBOIL

Tabloids are mankind's gratest invention.

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

ring

I value cacophony.

genuinegirly

I have climbed Mt. Everest.

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

telekinetic

I've never engaged in sexual relations with a TFP administrator.

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twisted no more

genuinegirly

I've never procrastinated.

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

Ourcrazymodern?

No

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

do you like pina coladas?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

jewels

I'm not really me.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

m0rpheus

I am wearing pants.

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"it never got weird enough for me." - Hunter S. Thompson