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Old 09-30-2003, 12:42 AM   #161 (permalink)
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i don´t find Dido the most amazing woman on earth.
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Old 09-30-2003, 01:00 AM   #162 (permalink)
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The following post comes to you from someone who was too busy having sex to post before I did...
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Old 09-30-2003, 01:37 AM   #163 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2003, 03:23 AM   #164 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2003, 09:59 AM   #165 (permalink)
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i want world peace
 
Old 09-30-2003, 10:02 AM   #166 (permalink)
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i care

i love everyone

i hate noone

i am no better than anyone else

i love my president

i hate oral sex

i love my job

i promise i'll love you in the morning

its ok,i wont cum in your mouth


can i keep going?
 
Old 09-30-2003, 12:59 PM   #167 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2007, 10:48 PM   #168 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2007, 03:59 AM   #169 (permalink)
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i'm on korean radio.
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Old 04-01-2007, 04:18 AM   #170 (permalink)
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I blew off the in-laws to attend this party.
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Old 04-01-2007, 04:24 PM   #171 (permalink)
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I did not edit this post to make myself look cleverer.
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:18 PM   #172 (permalink)
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If I told you the opposite of a lie, pretending it was a lie, would it become a lie?
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Old 04-01-2007, 09:01 PM   #173 (permalink)
 
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this thread sucks.
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Old 04-02-2007, 07:23 PM   #174 (permalink)
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I am the only one who thinks he is a male lesbian.
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Old 04-03-2007, 05:59 AM   #175 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2007, 12:00 PM   #176 (permalink)
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My fellow human beings turn me off.
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Old 04-04-2007, 05:13 AM   #177 (permalink)
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There's no way you can prove I posted in this thread.
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:38 AM   #178 (permalink)
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.
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Old 04-05-2007, 08:46 AM   #179 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Astrocloud
I am the only one who thinks he is a male lesbian.
That's a world-class lie!

There's nothing in my closet.
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Old 04-05-2007, 09:13 AM   #180 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2007, 01:19 PM   #181 (permalink)
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Dollars are lies. WAIT- I forgot the theme.
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Old 04-16-2007, 09:20 PM   #182 (permalink)
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I don't secretly enjoy pissing in people's gas tanks, then laughing about how aliens are the most reckless drivers, yet not forgetting about how the government has motives to use gasoline as a means to control the nation, however much to the chagrin this will bring upon the minds of middle-class public defendants that graduated from Dartmouth, only to be taught by miitary-industrial complex ronins that travel between dimensions for the sole purpose of mis-informing the enlightened. --Yep, no such happenings.
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Old 04-17-2007, 06:59 AM   #183 (permalink)
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I didn't feel anything.
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Old 04-18-2007, 06:12 PM   #184 (permalink)
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I am, really, and for serious, a secret super spy working for both the FBI and the CIA. I play one against the other so that the mexican mafia can smuggle drugs out of the united states and into russia. Its all part of a secret plot to resume the space race to send meth to the martians.
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"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 04-21-2007, 02:43 PM   #185 (permalink)
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i DIDNT have sexual intercourse with a drugged dog!,
wow thats alot off my chest, that WASNT covered in dog hairs (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
only kidding children
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Old 04-21-2007, 02:54 PM   #186 (permalink)
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It's easy for me to tell lies.
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Old 04-22-2007, 12:59 PM   #187 (permalink)
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i am sitting naked in room.
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Old 04-22-2007, 06:28 PM   #188 (permalink)
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I think I'm telling the truth, and that's a lie...honest.
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I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...
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Old 04-23-2007, 01:29 PM   #189 (permalink)
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I like telling lies, but I'm horrible at it.
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Old 04-23-2007, 07:44 PM   #190 (permalink)
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I'm tired of nonsense.
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Old 01-23-2008, 12:52 PM   #191 (permalink)
 
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Old 01-23-2008, 01:04 PM   #192 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2008, 02:04 PM   #193 (permalink)
 
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Old 01-23-2008, 02:25 PM   #194 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2008, 02:33 PM   #195 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2008, 04:24 PM   #196 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2008, 04:59 PM   #197 (permalink)
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No
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Old 01-23-2008, 05:24 PM   #198 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-24-2008, 06:51 AM   #199 (permalink)
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I'm not really me.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:51 AM   #200 (permalink)
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