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Old 09-08-2003, 08:06 PM   #81 (permalink)
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George Dubya is not a terrorist
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Old 09-08-2003, 08:25 PM   #82 (permalink)
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angelina jolie is the ugliest bitch in the world.
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Old 09-09-2003, 10:27 AM   #83 (permalink)
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Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!
emachines is the best company for computers in the world. they never loose your computer when you send it off to get fixed. nor does it take over a month to replace a mother board.

am i not bitter nor am i talking to a lawyer right not. grrrrrr i am happy.

no really its true...
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Old 09-09-2003, 11:09 AM   #84 (permalink)
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Yellow snow is the most nutritious of all snows and contains twice as many vitamins & minerals than Sunny Delight.
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Old 09-09-2003, 11:18 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Location: Missouri
i am married to LL Cool J
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Old 09-09-2003, 04:10 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Location: Thunder Bay
i have the biggest penis ever and women want me to do garden work naked
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Old 09-09-2003, 04:33 PM   #87 (permalink)
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
 
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Star Wars Episode I: "raping a good series in grand fashion" is actually very watchable with a good script and oscar caliber perfomances
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Old 09-09-2003, 07:43 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Location: Ciudad De La Furia
Yo no hablo espaņol
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Old 09-09-2003, 08:35 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Location: In the land of ice and snow.
I have a job.
heh, heh...
ohhhh.
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Old 09-09-2003, 08:44 PM   #90 (permalink)
We're having potato pancakes!
 
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melba toast is people!!!!
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The Bully Boys are here!
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Old 09-10-2003, 12:14 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Halx's photos are in reality pinched from a Stellan Skarsgard (the Swedish actor) fan site.
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Old 09-10-2003, 05:30 AM   #92 (permalink)
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I'm a millionaire
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Old 09-10-2003, 06:14 AM   #93 (permalink)
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Location: Wales
I've had sex 39.5 times today.
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Old 09-10-2003, 06:35 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marius1
I've had sex 39.5 times today.
...with 39.5 beautiful women.
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Old 09-10-2003, 09:35 AM   #95 (permalink)
I am the anomaly.
 
Location: Motown
The collective on this board is MUCH more inventive then the last version of nonsense .
Now pick a number ...
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Old 09-10-2003, 12:04 PM   #96 (permalink)
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this is the most incredible thread I have ever posted a reply too!
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Is This Thing On?
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Old 09-10-2003, 12:15 PM   #97 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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"I did not have sex with that woman!"
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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you both get dirty;
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Old 09-10-2003, 01:18 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Location: Chicagoland
I do not spend too much time on TFP!
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Old 09-10-2003, 01:22 PM   #99 (permalink)
Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash
 
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i've had sex 69 times.
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Old 09-10-2003, 02:21 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!
Studying for tests are fun if you never even cracked the book.
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Old 09-10-2003, 02:54 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Location: BC, Canada
I wouldn't dare post a reply in this thread.
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Old 09-10-2003, 03:01 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Location: Chicagoland
I do not have large breasts.
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Old 09-10-2003, 03:20 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Location: Wales
I'm Elvis.
I faked my own death and now work happily in a MacDonalds in Denver.
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Old 09-10-2003, 03:27 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
The RIAA is justified in its actions.
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Go Pistons!
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Old 09-10-2003, 09:43 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Location: Milwaukee, WI
George Bush brought respectability back to the White House
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Old 09-10-2003, 09:51 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney, Australia
Downloading mp3s from Kazaa is theft; it's like going to a music store and stealing CDs...and you get the same kind of punishment too.
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Old 09-10-2003, 10:03 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Location: Following the light...
I don't ever have to pull all nighters with my college workload.
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Old 09-10-2003, 11:14 PM   #108 (permalink)
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I don't love cheerios.
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Old 09-10-2003, 11:29 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Location: CFB Gagetown, NB, CANADA
Kenny G is the saviour of modern jazz music, and he's so cute too!
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Old 09-11-2003, 12:07 AM   #110 (permalink)
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Location: on the North Sea shore
I can stop visiting TFP any time!
Really! I could if I wanted to!

@seizei: Oh, and Kenny G IS cool and of course I do love it that they are not playing him on the radio right now.
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Old 09-11-2003, 01:22 AM   #111 (permalink)
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These are people you can trust:

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Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.
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Old 09-13-2003, 08:25 AM   #112 (permalink)
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Bubba...bump.
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Old 09-13-2003, 12:32 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Location: Florida
I like asparagus.
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:05 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Location: 127.0.0.1
I won't cum in your mouth.
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:43 PM   #115 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Chicagoland
I completely understand everything a man ever says or does.
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Old 09-15-2003, 01:08 PM   #116 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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i'll love you in the morning...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-15-2003, 01:13 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Location: Lost in space
I am very very shy.
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My Bad Ass Hummer

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Old 09-15-2003, 09:47 PM   #118 (permalink)
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Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth
I'm in love. . . But he wants sex all the time. . .
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from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel
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Old 09-16-2003, 12:04 AM   #119 (permalink)
is you wicked?
 
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
I couldn't eat a bite right now.

Also, I fall asleep just as easily without the aide of alcohol.
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Old 09-16-2003, 04:10 AM   #120 (permalink)
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i find cane toads sexy.
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