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Old 10-15-2009, 12:34 PM   #401 (permalink)
 
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Old 10-15-2009, 12:36 PM   #402 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:05 PM   #403 (permalink)
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It's true!! Bonus points for you!

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Old 10-15-2009, 01:28 PM   #404 (permalink)
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seamaiden voted for Palin, you betcha!
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:29 PM   #405 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:31 PM   #406 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:42 PM   #407 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:58 PM   #408 (permalink)
 
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Old 10-15-2009, 02:40 PM   #409 (permalink)
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seamaiden voted for Palin, you betcha!
I live in Canada. Palin's not on the ballot here, and I'm not a fan.

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Old 10-15-2009, 02:50 PM   #410 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2009, 02:55 PM   #411 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2009, 03:02 PM   #412 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2009, 03:03 PM   #413 (permalink)
 
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M&m's ?

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maybe not.

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Old 10-15-2009, 03:09 PM   #414 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 03:35 AM   #415 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 03:45 AM   #416 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 05:21 AM   #417 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 05:59 AM   #418 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:04 AM   #419 (permalink)
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Well Duh, I would if I had teeth though.


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Old 10-16-2009, 07:05 AM   #420 (permalink)
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peanut butter.

penis.

neighbourhood dog.


i'm sure you get the picture.
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:11 AM   #421 (permalink)
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Oh that's cold... the dogs here have more class then that. I'm telling them you said that.

^Buys shit full of stems and seeds, separates it all throws out the buds and then smokes the stems and seeds.
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:26 AM   #422 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 01:54 PM   #423 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 03:56 PM   #424 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 04:57 PM   #425 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 05:09 PM   #426 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:06 PM   #427 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:51 PM   #428 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:55 PM   #429 (permalink)
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they are mentally retarded and the are on the first floor.......

fremen has a puerto rican family living in his mustache......
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Old 10-16-2009, 08:06 PM   #430 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 08:11 PM   #431 (permalink)
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is really straight and free lances for the DEA...
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Old 10-16-2009, 08:19 PM   #432 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 08:33 PM   #433 (permalink)
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sold me a bag with with a dead weasel in it.....
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:36 PM   #434 (permalink)
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Really wanted the weasel, not the green.
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Old 10-17-2009, 04:05 AM   #435 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2009, 05:34 AM   #436 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2009, 05:37 AM   #437 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2009, 08:31 PM   #438 (permalink)
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Poppinjay squoze grapes in the store as a kid, and liked to watch the juice shoot across the aisle. That's what started it.

He moved on to guys named Jay. He likes to watch their zits shoot as he applies pressure. Hence, his username.
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Old 10-18-2009, 06:07 AM   #439 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2009, 06:16 AM   #440 (permalink)
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