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Old 09-30-2009, 06:57 AM   #241 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 09:28 AM   #242 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:01 PM   #243 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:47 PM   #244 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:50 PM   #245 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 01:03 PM   #246 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:51 PM   #247 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:49 PM   #248 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 06:43 PM   #249 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 06:47 PM   #250 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:27 PM   #251 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:49 PM   #252 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 02:17 AM   #253 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 03:34 AM   #254 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 04:37 AM   #255 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 04:39 AM   #256 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 06:18 AM   #257 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 06:24 AM   #258 (permalink)
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ooh, now that's hitting below the belt...

Tully is going to try and beat the world record in 'fastest time to pluck a turkey'
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Old 10-01-2009, 06:31 AM   #259 (permalink)
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Tully is going to try and beat the world record in 'fastest time to pluck a turkey'
Anyone else read this wrong? Tully man, I know that are only a few times that you arn't knee deep in tourist poo-nanny, but turkeys? No sheep?

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Old 10-01-2009, 06:32 AM   #260 (permalink)
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Talk about below the belt... oh wait you said "pluck"... never mind

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Beat me by a minute LE.

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Old 10-01-2009, 07:22 AM   #261 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 07:31 AM   #262 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 07:31 AM   #263 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 07:39 AM   #264 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:47 AM   #265 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:52 AM   #266 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:15 AM   #267 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:31 AM   #268 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:39 AM   #269 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:42 AM   #270 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:43 AM   #271 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:44 AM   #272 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:01 AM   #273 (permalink)
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Will, the rules of this game are to creat a rumor out of thin air with no basis in fact. Of COURSE I got into the insurance game for the ladies. You ever see a lady insurance broker? They're usually hired by the POUND!

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Old 10-01-2009, 11:41 AM   #274 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:01 PM   #275 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:06 PM   #276 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:07 PM   #277 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:11 PM   #278 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 01:01 PM   #279 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2009, 04:31 PM   #280 (permalink)
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