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Old 09-20-2009, 06:54 PM   #121 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2009, 03:01 AM   #122 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2009, 03:23 AM   #123 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2009, 03:24 AM   #124 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2009, 03:52 AM   #125 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2009, 03:59 AM   #126 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2009, 06:11 AM   #127 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2009, 06:13 AM   #128 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2009, 12:44 PM   #129 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 09-21-2009, 01:26 PM   #130 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2009, 01:45 PM   #131 (permalink)
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^ tried them on first, as he had right of first refusal...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-21-2009, 02:06 PM   #132 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2009, 02:44 PM   #133 (permalink)
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^ helped me figure them out...even went so far as to model them first...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-21-2009, 06:12 PM   #134 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2009, 06:21 PM   #135 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2009, 07:49 PM   #136 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2009, 03:21 AM   #137 (permalink)
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^ gonna make amy buy lunch today...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:04 AM   #138 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:12 AM   #139 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:18 AM   #140 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2009, 12:12 PM   #141 (permalink)
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fug drove the limo for "special considerations..."
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-22-2009, 12:22 PM   #142 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2009, 07:32 PM   #143 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 02:38 AM   #144 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 02:57 AM   #145 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:20 AM   #146 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:46 AM   #147 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 06:24 AM   #148 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 07:12 AM   #149 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:00 AM   #150 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:08 AM   #151 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:19 AM   #152 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:06 PM   #153 (permalink)
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(thank god for velcro...)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:18 PM   #154 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 03:48 PM   #155 (permalink)
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again.........two words.



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Old 09-23-2009, 04:27 PM   #156 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 08:26 PM   #157 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:42 AM   #158 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:56 AM   #159 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2009, 08:52 AM   #160 (permalink)
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