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Old 09-27-2009, 05:25 AM   #201 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2009, 08:03 AM   #202 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2009, 03:52 PM   #203 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2009, 04:18 PM   #204 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2009, 10:19 PM   #205 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 12:52 AM   #206 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 01:08 AM   #207 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:16 AM   #208 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:46 AM   #209 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:56 AM   #210 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 05:24 AM   #211 (permalink)
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BTW-MM, That's actually a pretty close match though I don't remember being a cheerleader. Then again much like Steven Tyler there's a lot of the early 70's I don't remember.
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Old 09-28-2009, 06:31 AM   #212 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 06:33 AM   #213 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 06:45 AM   #214 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 06:50 AM   #215 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:43 AM   #216 (permalink)
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Doh!

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Old 09-28-2009, 09:57 AM   #217 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 12:26 PM   #218 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 01:15 PM   #219 (permalink)
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i can't say anything malicious about fre...'ceptin' for that one time in band camp when him and joe bob were down in the creek skinny dippin'...
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Old 09-28-2009, 01:57 PM   #220 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2009, 04:02 PM   #221 (permalink)
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(damn, what a good time...)

shitwad fell asleep on his girlfriends' fathers' lawn on his first date...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:16 PM   #222 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2009, 03:27 AM   #223 (permalink)
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now that IS a malicious rumor...

(tryin' to keep my handicap up, buddy...thanks...)

fly lies...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-29-2009, 11:44 AM   #224 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:04 PM   #225 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:31 PM   #226 (permalink)
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and fug on the left...

i just took the picture...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-29-2009, 12:56 PM   #227 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2009, 01:28 PM   #228 (permalink)
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i can't say anything malicious about mm...'ceptin' for that one time in band camp when her and billie jean was down in the creek skinny dippin'...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 09-29-2009, 02:10 PM   #229 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2009, 05:17 PM   #230 (permalink)
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shitwad fell asleep on his girlfriends' fathers' lawn on his first date...
this is true. i wasnt drunk, just tired. the tree i was sitting against was damn comfy.
out of all her 4 sisters, im the most liked boyfriend by the parental units. go me.

Tully will sleep with your wife. watch out TFP.
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Old 09-29-2009, 09:24 PM   #231 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2009, 10:26 PM   #232 (permalink)
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I've already spread a tonne of malicious rumours about Fremen. They're all true... especially the one about the famous book.
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:21 AM   #233 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:26 AM   #234 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:34 AM   #235 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 04:03 AM   #236 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 05:22 AM   #237 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 06:11 AM   #238 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 06:15 AM   #239 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2009, 06:43 AM   #240 (permalink)
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