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Old 09-18-2009, 03:16 AM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2009, 04:23 AM   #82 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2009, 05:10 AM   #83 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 09-18-2009, 05:18 AM   #84 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2009, 06:57 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:58 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2009, 12:06 PM   #87 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Old 09-18-2009, 12:09 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2009, 12:33 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2009, 05:27 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2009, 10:22 PM   #91 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 09-19-2009, 03:58 AM   #92 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2009, 04:15 AM   #93 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 09-19-2009, 04:37 AM   #94 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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uncle phil fell down a well as a child.


some think he's still down there......
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:38 AM   #95 (permalink)
WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE!
 
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:42 AM   #96 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:44 AM   #97 (permalink)
WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE!
 
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That's true

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Old 09-19-2009, 06:49 AM   #98 (permalink)
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---------- Post added at 10:49 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:48 AM ----------

yikes! FuglyStick is actually Jerry Lewis.
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:53 AM   #99 (permalink)
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Hey, laaaady

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Old 09-19-2009, 12:04 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Hey, laaaady
that's sooo jerry lewis...

fug's navel ring started to tarnish, which led to his current condition of "ring around the navel..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-19-2009, 12:43 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2009, 12:54 PM   #102 (permalink)
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And deep beneath the rolling waves,
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The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 09-19-2009, 02:13 PM   #103 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:18 PM   #104 (permalink)
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^^ Once the dude gets started on bowling on Wii Sports, there's no stopping him. He hogs the controller no matter how many eight-year-olds are in the room. He gets so focused he can't even hear the crying.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:20 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 09-19-2009, 04:17 PM   #106 (permalink)
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daniel's wife actually made him do it......not the devil.
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Old 09-19-2009, 04:42 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2009, 04:52 PM   #108 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:46 PM   #109 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 09-20-2009, 01:51 AM   #110 (permalink)
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 09-20-2009, 02:58 AM   #111 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Old 09-20-2009, 05:23 AM   #112 (permalink)
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝
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Old 09-20-2009, 06:13 AM   #113 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2009, 06:24 AM   #114 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2009, 06:31 AM   #115 (permalink)
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝
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Old 09-20-2009, 09:15 AM   #116 (permalink)
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So I heard that Daniel had an old nickname from grade school... They called him "Toolongforjew" Which is due to the fact that his fingers were way too long for the average jewish person to have. Ahh those crazy 5th graders.
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Old 09-20-2009, 09:25 AM   #117 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2009, 09:39 AM   #118 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2009, 10:29 AM   #119 (permalink)
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Popinjay's real name is actually jay.

As a kid, if things had gone missing in class, they'd turn up in jay's ass.

Hence "Pop-in-Jay"
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝
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Old 09-20-2009, 06:00 PM   #120 (permalink)
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