mixedmedia

Uncle Phil doesn't really play golf. It's a cover for his actual favorite hobby: square-dancing.

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aberkok

Mixedmedia's index fingers are longer than her middle fingers. That's A) why she always wears fingerless gloves and B) finger-paints with her toes.

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Fremen

aberkok strove to be the best pianist in the world, but realized he just wanted to sit around at home eating poutine.

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The_Jazz

Fremen is only sexually attracted to mustachioed nuns.

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LordEden

The_Jazz and Crompstar secretly ran off to Vermont and got married by a drunk catholic priest who they paid in gold coins. Cromp is the little spoon.

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uncle phil

the lord of the garden can only type with two fingers...

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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

I heard that one time uncle phil ran out of BBQ sauce, so he used ketchup. He was actually confronted about it, but just screamed "WHAT BETTER TO PUT ON MY WEINER"

Lucifer

paddyjoe and Flyman have swapped underwear for "the experience"

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LordEden

Lucifer wears a kilt for "easy access" for crew on those lonely nights upon the open water.

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Fly

Eden actually drinks those girly fruit COCKtail drinks...........not rum.

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Fremen

Fly smokes grass, fo realz, yo!

St. Augustine, Kentucky Blue Grass, Ryegrass, Creeping Red Fescue, Bent Grass (putting greens), Zoysia, Centipede, Bahia Grass, etc.

He's allergic to the bud.

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mixedmedia

Fremen masturbates with sock puppets.

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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

uncle phil

mm brings joy to all by showing everyone her mastectomy scar...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uncle phil fell down a well as a child.


some think he's still down there......

FuglyStick

paddyjoe was an exotic dancer to put himself through school

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Baraka_Guru

FuglyStick went to school to become an exotic dancer.

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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

FuglyStick

That's true

Baraka Guru was my best tipper

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mixedmedia

Despite his sophisticated mien, Baraka Guru was born in Mud Lick, Kentucky and plays a mean washtub bass.

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yikes! FuglyStick is actually Jerry Lewis.

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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

FuglyStick

Hey, laaaady

mixed media was the "unseen nymphette" during Rob Lowe's tryst at the Democratic National Convention

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uncle phil

that's sooo jerry lewis...

fug's navel ring started to tarnish, which led to his current condition of "ring around the navel..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ratbastid

Most of Uncle Phil's clothes are woven from toilet paper.

Daniel_

Ratbastid smells like a wet flannel.

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And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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uncle phil

daniel has a cyst under his armpit the size of a football...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Baraka_Guru

^^ Once the dude gets started on bowling on Wii Sports, there's no stopping him. He hogs the controller no matter how many eight-year-olds are in the room. He gets so focused he can't even hear the crying.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Daniel_

phil gets all his material from the back of 1970's breakfast cereal packets.

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Fly

daniel's wife actually made him do it......not the devil.

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mixedmedia

Fly is a narc.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

uncle phil

^ then there's that other scar...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

unc p traded in his 'Vette for a pre-owned beige Miata.

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Daniel_

Fremen washes in water, and runs it down the drain!

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
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In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Fremen

Oh, no you di'int!!

Daniel the Redneck, has bad teeth, eats boiled meat and talks with a Cockney accent.

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Daniel_

Fremen cried when bambi died

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Jove

Daniel_ was hit in the head with a meteorite and has no memory of his past life, so he decided he would be a super ninja pirate assassin and ended up in a mental institution for several years until a profit visited and gave him the name of Daniel_.

shesus

Jove has a phobia of pools ever since he had a bad experience with a pump while masturbating.

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Daniel_

Sheesus licks tramps.

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
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In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Light of Icarus

So I heard that Daniel had an old nickname from grade school... They called him "Toolongforjew" Which is due to the fact that his fingers were way too long for the average jewish person to have. Ahh those crazy 5th graders.

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mixedmedia

Light of Icarus was raised as a girl.

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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Poppinjay

mixedmedia slept with half the chess team from Oklahoma State. That was one happy dude.

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Daniel_

Popinjay's real name is actually jay.

As a kid, if things had gone missing in class, they'd turn up in jay's ass.

Hence "Pop-in-Jay"

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Fremen

Daniel_ tried out for the role of Robin Hood in school, but didn't get the part due to his excessive stroking of Little John's staff.

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